Here is the current revision of the Ryoga/Azusa story.
"CHARLOTTE AND AZUSA"
(A Ranma 1/2 Spec-fic that answers the question: What if the Golden Pair had
won the Charlotte Cup?)
Azusa brought her new pet into her room and put the 'cute' little pig in his
new bed and covered him with a blanket. "Good night, Charlotte." She told
him as she gave him an almost motherly kiss.
The next morning, Azusa brought Charlotte in for a bath. Naturally, the
little pig started struggling. Azusa suddenly brought out her mallet and
hit the struggling pig over the head knocking him out.
"You're gonne be so cute!" She told the little pig as she emersed him in
the hot water.
The change happened in seconds, Azusa gasping as the little black piggy
transformed into the handsome boy she'd seen at the rink. Azusa blinked
and then grinned, broadly. "Oooooh! you're so cute!!!" She took in every
bit of him as lie there in the tub: eyes, nose, mouth, chest, abdomen...
"Wow!" Azusa giggled. "Azusa's gonna marry her little Charlotte some
day."
Ryoga woke, saw where Azusa's hand was, got a nosebleed, and promptly
fainted.
***
"Didn't Ryoga say he was going to meet us here?" Akane wondered.
"Oh, you know Ryoga." Ranma shrugged it off. "He probably got lost trying
to find his own front door."
"You really shouldn't be mean to him." Akane pointed out.
"Aw man!" Ranma sighed. "Don't tell me you're in *love* with him?"
"So what if I am? Which I'm not."
"Well, you don't have to be so uppity."
Akane nearly started to cry. "I miss P-Chan!"
"You.. miss him?"
"He belongs with me! Not her! Oh, Ranma. What do you think she's doing to
him right now?"
***
Ryoga was outraged. Having thrown on a bathrobe that was hanging on the
bathroom door, he looked something like an impoverished karate-master.
"How *DARE* you take advantage of me!" He cried out. "I was saving myself
and now I'm ruined! Ruined! I wanted to marry Akane and now... I can't give
myself to her! How dare you defile me in such a manner?!"
"Its okay. Azusa's gonna marry her little Charlotte."
"WHAT?!" Ryoga stammered. "I don't want to marry Azusa! I want to marry
Akane! You got that?!"
Azusa threw her arms around him and held him a bit too tightly. "But Azusa
wants to marry her little Charlotte!"
"My name is *NOT CHARLOTTE!* He screamed at her. "It's Ryoga. Got that?
Ryoga."
"Ryoga?" Azusa blinked. "Oh okay... If my little Charlotte want me to
call him Ryoga, then I'll make my little Charlotte happy and call him Ryoga."
"How about making me *very* happy and letting me go home."
"My Charlotte.. oh, I'm sorry, Charlotte... my little Ryoga is home."
"No, I'm not." Ryoga snapped. "My home is with Akane. You are not Akane, I
am not home!"
Azusa's eyes flared with anger. "If you don't marry little Azusa, then Azusa
will tell you did bad things to her."
Ryoga stared. "You wouldn't dare..."
Azusa opened her mouth to scream.
***