"Breakfast In Nerima"
 
        by Shunsuke Ichikawa (1997)
 
(Sung by Ranma Saotome of "Ranma 1/2", 
 to the tune of "Breakfast in America" by Supertramp)
 
 
Take a look at my iinazuke
She's not the only one I got
Not much of an iinazuke
And "cute" for sure she is not
 
     Become a girl because of water
     (Pop took me to Jyusenkyo)
     See the girls in Nerima
     Hoping I don't see Mousse     
     I think he's got a screw loose...
 
Could we have Okonomiyaki
Kasumi-dear, Kasumi-dear?
They certainly do at Ucchan's,
Cos' of her spatulas in her bandolier
 
     Why Happosai?  Why Kodachi?
     And always Tatewaki-kun!
     Or Azusa, or Mikado
     And now there's P-chan, too?
     For me, trouble is nothing new...
 
Don't you look at my iinazuke
She's not the only one I got
Not much of an iinazuke
And "cute" for sure she is not
 
     Become a girl because of water
     (Pop took me to Jyusenkyo)
     See the girls in Nerima
     Hoping I don't see Mousse     
     I think he's got a screw loose...
 


--
"Mrs. Wormwood, can we discuss the merits of 
cannibalism on the basis that it's less wasteful?"
					- Calvin,
					 "Calvin and Hobbes"