OK This was eagerly awaited by by many people so, without further ado 
Here is the 'finally' completed Sailor Doom.

Please note. I did not write this fic, I am merely forwarding it for 
the people who did....

NeonB.
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Introduction by PiRat (pirat@driftwood.gen.nz)

 As one of the conspirators that thought up this insanity, I 
felt that something had to be said as to how the concept evolved. During 
a conversation with a couple of my flatmates regarding Anime, 'Sailor
Moon' came up and a comment was made along the lines of.
 "If there is Sailor Moon, do the moons of the other planets have
their own scouts, like for instance Phobos and Deimos?"
 Now as we all had played the computer game Doom (set on the moons 
of Mars), the idea clicked, rough character concepts were devised and
handed to Jaelle & Orla, we then left them alone (with little to no
knowledge of Doom) to fanfic.
 This, as well as pictures or Phobos and Deimos provided by Orla,
and Jaelle & Orla's other fanfic can be found at:

http://crash.ihug.co.nz/~drift/pirat/fanfic/

Now, let the mayhem begin...

Introduction by Jaelle (jaelle@ihug.co.nz)

         Sailor Doom was mine and Orla's first Sailor Moon fanfic.
We've used the Americanised translations of the characters names
because, well, we're more used to them. Except in the case of Rei, 
which we left the way it was originally cos we thought that was how 
it was spelt in the American version too :-) However the odd word is
in Japanese, for no apparent reason. We just do stuff like that.
Enjoy.

Legal Type Stuff:

The characters herein are not ours (with two exceptions) and we are
not attempting to infringe upon the rights of those people who
own the copyright of Sailor Moon, or upon those of the creator. This
fanfic is produced explicitly for fun and no profit is being made
from it. Likewise the references to Doom are also not attempting
to infringe upon copyright. This is a work of parody.

This is a work of fiction and any similarities to persons alive or
dead is rather worrying.

The characters of Sailor Phobos and Sailor Deimos are original
inventions of Jaelle and Orla, who _do_ bear some similarities to
those two sometimes, which is INCREDIBLY worrying.

Feedback is appreciated and can be sent to either jaelle@ihug.co.nz
or orla@cafenet.co.uk.

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                        *Sailor Doom*

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By Jaelle and Orla
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 "Hey kid, wait up!" Rini turned at the shout. Those two new
Sailor Scouts were behind her, and gaining. She stopped to let them
catch up with her.
 "I can't believe we had to give up demons for this," grumbled the
one with the chainsaw.
 "Rei told us to protect her," said the other. "So we will."
 "Boy you guys are weird." said Rini. "Why do you carry such dumb-
looking weapons?"
        "Dumb-looking...? Listen kid," the one with the chainsaw said. 
"We just had to run out on a way cool fight to protect you and then you 
trash our weapons? I hate people who do that! I hate kids! And I 
especially hate cute kids with stupid hairstyles and big mouths!"
        "Huh, you don't scare me old lady," said Rini nervously.
        "Don't you speak to my sister like that!" snarled Phobos. "Or 
I'll show you a side of this," she produced a small shotgun, "that you 
won't like!"
        Rini backed away a little, "Ah, it isn't nice for girls to carry
guns."
        Phobos glared at her. "You're really starting to piss me off! 
Besides, I'm allowed to carry guns, I'm a member of the MRA!"
        "MRA?"
        "Moon Rifle Association."
        "Enough chat," said Deimos, with a bloodthirsty gleam in her
eye.
"Let's pound the little squirt."
        Rini ran for it, Deimos and Phobos in hot pursuit. She was 
beginning to pull away from them when suddenly Rubeus appeared in front
of her!
        "Now I have you little rabbit!" Rubeus cried.
        Rini looked at Rubeus, and then back at Deimos and Phobos, who 
were rapidly gaining ground.
        "Aaaahh! Rubeus! Save me!" Rini threw herself at him.
        "What the?" Rubeus looked behind her. "Oh no, not those two 
again!"
        The duo caught sight of him. "Goody!" yelled Deimos. "Beat up 
the bad guy time! Chainsaw massacre slash!" Power blazed out of her 
chainsaw.
        Rubeus hastily erected a shield to protect himself. 
        Unfortunately, he didn't extend it as far as Rini, who shrieked 
and tumbled over.
        Deimos' face contorted with anger at missing, "Hey, no fair! I 
wanna see blood! Especially yours!"
        Rubeus laughed, "Looks like you're out of luck today Sailor
Girl!"
        "We'll see!" Phobos began pulling guns out of thin air, each one
larger than the one before it... "No, nope, too small, waaaaay too
small, not enough power, hmmm... maybe... naaaah. Come on, I need BIGGER 
guns! Aha!" With a triumphant yell she pulled a bazooka-style gun out of 
midair. 
        "You're _not_ serious," said Rubeus. "That could really hurt 
someone!" 
        "That's the idea bozo!" said Phobos. "PLASMA CANON STREAM!"
        The resulting explosion took out most of the surrounding area.
Rubeus managed to avoid the brunt of it by taking to the air again.
        "The wise man isn't paying me enough for this!" he snarled and 
disappeared.
        "Damn!" said Phobos.
        "Uh sis, look over there." said Deimos.
        Rini lay half-buried in rubble.
        "Oops."
        "Oh well," Deimos shrugged. "We taught her not to mess with us! 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
        "Is everyone alright?" Tuxedo Mask came running up. "I saw the
building fall... are you okay? Oh no... RINI! What have you maniacs
done? You dropped a building on her!"
        "Hey buster, we _had_ to drop a building on her to save her from
Rubeus." said Phobos.
        "Yeah, we were _protecting_ her. And don't think we've forgotten
what a jerk you were to Rei." said Deimos.
        "Is Rini okay?" asked Sailor Moon, arriving.
        "Yeah, she's okay, just a little bruised." said Phobos.
        "Oh, well that's okay then."
        "What? Serena you meatball head they beat me up!" yelled Rini, 
feeling safe now that Darien was here and holding her.
        Serena glowered at the way Rini was cuddling up to Darien.
"You ungrateful little brat! These two nice people saved your maggoty
little hide and you complain? What a horrible little virus you are!"
        "Hey," said Deimos. "Maybe Sailor Moon's not so bad after all!"
        "I've had it with you!" boomed Rubeus' voice as the other scouts
arrived. "You scouts think you're so hot," he materialised. "So why 
don't you try this on for size!"
        He gestured and waves of demons appeared on all sides. 
        "Why... you..." Deimos leapt up and grabbed him by the
waistcoat,
"SWEETIE! MMMMMMmmmmmmmmm."
        Rubeus found himself on the receiving end of a very enthusiastic
kiss. His head started smoking.
        "Let's get to it!" Deimos yelled as she let go and dropped back 
to the ground. Everyone stared at her. "What?"
        The Sailor Scouts looked at each other and sighed, "Oh,
nothing."

***

        "Phobos! Watch out for that demons behind..."
        BLAM!
        "Uh, in front of..."
        BLAM!
        "And there's one to your le..."
        BLAM!
        "And ri..."
        BLAM!
        "And now there's one behi..."
        BLAM!
        "...nd you again... Why do I bother?"
        BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMB

***

        "You put your chainsaw in, you pull your chainsaw out, you see
a demon and telefrag in..."
        "Ewww..."
        "And splatter demon goo about... Yeah!"

***

        "Serena, are you okay?"
        "That demon called me meatball-head! He dies! MOON SCEPTRE
ELIMINATION!"
        "Serena, have you been standing near the psycho-twins?"
        "Ah shaddup."

***

        "Give me the little rabbit Venus!"
        "Stuff you Rubeus! Catch Mars!"
        "Waaa..."
        "Caught her! Uh oh, demons at 4 o'clock. Jupiter... CATCH!"
        "Waaa..."
        "Whoulf... got her. Whu-oh... hands OFF Rubeus. Mercury, here!"
        "Waaa... cut it out! Stop throwing me!"
        "Oof! Got you, oh no, more demons."
        "Mercury, over here! I'm clear! I'm clear!"
        "Okay, catch!"
        "NOOOOO!!! Don't throw her to Phobos!"
        "Waaa..." *CRUNCH*
        "Oops, gosh darn it, I missed her. Just call me Sailor 
Butterfingers."

***

        "MOON SCEPTRE ELIMINATION! MOON SCEPTRE ELIMINATION! MOON 
SCEPTRE ELIMINATION!!!!"
        "Serena, don't you think you're overdoing it?"
        "NO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
        "Okay, who gave her chocolate? Deimos?"

***

        "I can't believe you're still throwing roses at those demons!
They just stick... stick? Hey, they used to bounce! What are those
roses made of?"
        BOOOM!
        "Plastique."
        "Ooooookay."

***

        "Do you think that Phobos and Deimos are being a bad influence 
on us Lita?"
        Three demons went up in smoke and Serena ran past, smashing 
demons over the head with her sceptre. Lita considered, ripped a 
telephone pole out of the ground and swiped all the demons near her 
over. "No Amy, why do you ask?"
        "Oh, no reason. Pass me that club would you?"

***

        "Telefrag..."
        "Ewww..."
        "Telefrag..."
        "Ewww..."
        "Telefrag..."
        "Ewww..."
        "Would you PLEASE let me finish my power activation line?
You keep drowning it out with 'Ewww'."
        "Ewww..."
        "Hey!"
        "Sorry, reflex."

***

        However, in spite of their valiant (and somewhat deranged)
efforts,
the Sailor Scouts found themselves being beaten back by the demons. 
        "I hate to say this," said Phobos. "But there are too damn many
of them. And I'm running low on ammunition."
        "Really?" Rei looked surprised. "It must be bad then... do you 
think our combo power will get rid of them?"
        Phobos looked at the assembled demon hordes. "No," she admitted.
"There's just too many of them. Even if everyone kicked in all their 
power it wouldn't be enough. This needs more than power, this needs...
spirit."
        "Huh?" said Rei. Just then, Mina went down.
        "Sailor Venus!"
        "I've got her!" yelled Jupiter, pulling her to safety.
        "Look out Jupiter, behind you!" 
        Lita turned and punched out the demon behind her. Sensing a 
weakness, the demons surged forward. Sailor Moon and Sailor Mercury
ran to the rescue but the demons overwhelmed and swarmed over them.
        "Noooo! SERENA!!!!" Tuxedo Mask tucked Rini under one arm and
went 
on the offensive, but a group of flying demons distracted him.
        "Darien! Sailor Scouts!" Rei yelled. "We have to help them! 
AAARGH!" A demon had gotten in a nasty blow.
        "TELEFRAG!" screamed Deimos. The demon splattered in several 
directions and the two moon scouts helped Rei up.
        "No choice Deimos, we've got to use our ultimate power."
        "Huh?" said Rei.
        "Sailor Mars, hold our hands and say..." Phobos whispered a few 
words.

***

        Rubeus watched as one by one the Sailor Scouts fell. Soon it
would be all over.
        Suddenly he saw a bright light emitting from Sailor Mars and 
those two crazy new Sailor Scouts.

***

        Rei could feel her heart and the hearts of her two protectors
beating. She pushed away all thoughts of her current situation and 
concentrated.

        "MARS..." she yelled.
        "PHOBOS..." yelled Phobos.
        "AND DEIMOS..." shouted Deimos.
        "UNITED FIREPOWER BLAST!!!"

        And suddenly there was a tower of fire blasting outwards from 
the trio. Rubeus gaped as his demons were totally consumed and gasped
as the air around him superheated. He teleported away just before
the area he'd been floating in filled with smoke and flame. 
        When it cleared, Mars stood alone. The other Sailor Scouts, all
miraculously untouched by the flames, stared at her.
        "Where are Phobos and Deimos?" asked Serena.
        "Gone." said Mars. "Their spirits were the source of that
blast."
        "Oh... I'm sorry..."
        Rei smiled, "Don't be meatball-head. They'll always be a part
of me now."
        "Oh what a comforting thought," said Darien.
        "Oh I shouldn't worry," said Mercury. "They're only _parts_
of her after all, not the whole."
        "I don't believe it!" Everyone looked where Mina was pointing.
        Five demons who had somehow survived the fireblast were loping
towards them. Sailor Moon nailed one, Tuxedo Mask another, but the 
other two headed for Sailor Mars, who got one with her Burning Mandala.
The other one was too close by that point however. As it closed on her,
an evil grin flickered over her face and Rei reached behind her and
produced a hammer of truly enormous size and brought it down on the 
demon. A large sweat drop formed on everyone's foreheads... when...
        "Hey, where'd the fifth demon go?" asked Mina.
        "And where's Jupiter?" asked Amy.
        "HEEEEEEELP!!!"
        *Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop*
        "We'll help you boss!"
        "AAAAAHHHH!!" the other Sailor Scouts did the only thing they 
could, and fell flat on their faces. 

The End?