Hi - as this is my first attempt at anything lemonous, I would dearly love
any C&C on this fic to know if I've done it at all right...!
NARRABUNDAH 1/2
created by Urac Sigma and Suzy Styles
Lemon Extra I
Aa! Mayaigosama!
by Urac Sigma, from an idea by Niki O'brien
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yes, that's right, kids. This is a lemon. I
felt like trying my claw at one, and then Niki, in her
infinite wisdom, suggested the perfect pairing (read: Niki O
has a huge crush on a certain lost boy from a certain
Takahashi series). So, if you're offended by sexual goings-on,
then...well, you probably wouldn't have got onto this series
in the first place, would you? At the moment, I'm not sure if
this is canonical (but if it is, it comes after Volume II).
Don't worry, though, NARRABUNDAH 1/2 shan't be turning into a
lemon series forever. Just think of this as...experimentation.
[evil giggle]
Besides, it's my first lemon, so I apologise that it's
probably rubbish.
Neribanda, Tokyo, Japan - Friday 22 September 1995
It was rare occurrence, but tonight the Tendo Dojo was
relatively calm. Sigmatome Nicole had left, Happousai Graham's
attempts at owning the dojo had been thwarted, and no-one had
accidentally seen anyone else naked for a good two days.
In the master bedroom, Tendo Bobbi slept. She occasionally
murmured half-formed sentences and mangled words. An astute
listener may have been able to discern the word 'chibusa' as a
recurring one.
In the bedroom nextdoor to that, Tendo Fiona slept. She
dreamt of flowers, birdies, and all the other things that she
believed the world to be full of.
Nextdoor to that, Sigmatome Len slept. He didn't dream, but
he did manage to snore like a chainsaw with an upset stomach.
At the end of the upstairs corridor, in one of the furthest
of the younger ones' bedrooms, Sigmatome Ratbat slept. She was
having a bizarre dream about being pregnant to her female
fiancé.
In the room across from her, Tendo Suzy slept. Her dream was
a fairly average one for her - she'd turned up to Graviton
High in her underwear and no-one had noticed.
In the last inhabited room of the house, Tendo Niki lay, but
did not sleep. Her mind was on the events of a few days ago.
Sleeping with Euan had served its purpose...she'd worked out
that she'd only had feelings for Ratbat because she'd slept
with him (and definitely him, not her - that much had swung
it) before that...and somehow spending a night beside a
bewildered Euan had cancelled it all out, much to her relief.
But now? She wondered if she shouldn't have tried something
besides just sleeping with either of them, just to see...
Not likely, though. Euan would probably pass out from
embarrassment before she'd so much as got either of their
pants off. And Ratbat was asexual - there was no way even she
would be able to arouse him sufficiently to perform. No...it
seemed that for now, the only satisfaction of that nature she
would find would be found at the end of her wrist...
Hibiki Ryouga was more than slightly confused.
Check that.
Hibiki Ryouga was more than usually confused. He'd finally
managed to find the Tendo Dojo once more, but it didn't seem
right. It looked mostly like the building he knew, but the
shape seemed slightly wrong. There was no denying it the sign
though... 'Ten...do...do...jo...' he whispered to himself,
tracing the outline of the kanji with his hand.
Maybe they'd renovated. He'd only been away two days, but
then, he didn't know how long these things took.
For a brief moment he entertained the notion that he'd gotten
so lost he'd ended up in another reality entirely, but Ryouga
was a sensible guy, and he turned into a sensible pig, so he
knew that that was too weird. Deciding that it was best left
unworried-about, he pushed the door open and went inside.
The inside of the house looked almost the same...well, he
thought it did. To be honest, he usually identified the house
by its inhabitants. Still, he was pretty sure that Akane's
room would be up the stairs, so he ascended the first set he
found.
Nerf!
Suzy was now in a mood. Ever so typically, having woken up to
go to the lavatory, she had within seven minutes been able to
confirm that sleep would be impossible for at least another
two hours. She'd originally intended to go downstairs and
watch a video, but had paused when passing her older sister's
room. Through her slightly open door, Suzy noticed an absence
of the rather deep breathing rhythm that was the signature of
a sleeping Niki. In a sudden social move, Suzy decided to see
if Niki felt like beating her at Monopoly again.
'Niki-chan?' she hissed, pushing the door open.
The silhouette of Niki's head suddenly jerked up, as if
distracted from something. 'Nê?'
Deciding not to wake the others on the top floor, Suzy
entered the room properly, gently shutting the door behind her
and flicking the light on. 'I heard you were awake. I wondered
if you wanted to play Monopoly or something?'
Niki shook her head. 'Iie. Gomen - I just don't feel like it,
you know...'
Suzy shrugged. 'Fair enough.' She turned off the light to
make her exit. Oh, well. Looked it was Koko wa Greenwood for
one, then.
Ryouga was slightly confused. There was a terrible draft in
this room that he didn't remember. And, for that matter, he
couldn't find a lightswitch.
Maybe I'm outside? he mused. No, that wouldn't be right. If
he was outside, sooner or later he'd have found a window or
something. Like the one beside him. There should be one just
like that.
Oh.
He stuck his umbrella under the window and pushed it open. If
he was lucky, it would be the bathroom and he could turn
himself into P-chan before setting forth to find Akane's room.
If not...then, he'd just have to hope he could be quick and
quiet about getting out.
No sooner had he slipped through, though, than he found
himself stumbling over what felt like a well-built female
body, and a large amount of money.
'Chikusho!' he hissed as he hit the ground. Trouble.
'What the fuck?' came the female voice. A bedside light was
slapped on, illuminating that corner of the room.
Ryouga made a guess at the occupant of the room.
'Na...Nabiki?' he stammered. He turned himself over to face
her.
Niki had been ready to tear shreds off this eechi interloper,
but that stopped her short. 'Nabiki?' she repeated.
Ryouga shook his head. Not Nabiki. That was probably a good
thing - he was completely tapped out as it was. 'Aa...suman,'
was all he could think to say.
Niki nodded dumbly. Her initial shock fading, she was coming
to notice that the burglar - or whoever - was, to put it
lightly, kinda sexy. 'That's...that's OK,' she said.
'I... took a wrong turn.' Ryouga felt like an idiot even as
he was saying it. 'I'll just...I'll just leave now.'
That face...when he's being apologetic, it makes him that
much cuter! 'Oh, there's no hurry,' Niki said quickly. She
grabbed him by the wrist and pulled him onto the bed with her,
giving him the once-over as she did. Ohh...teeth like Ratbat,
clothes like Euan...this guy could be the best of both worlds!
Inwardly, she grinned. There'd only been one thing on her
mind all evening, and it was still there now.
Oh, she couldn't!
Ja, why the hell not?
'Tendo Niki,' she told the wide-eyed youth.
Ryouga just blinked. What was going on? He'd barged into this
girl's bedroom, and now she wanted to have a conversation?
Granted, he didn't mind - she wasn't exactly unattractive, to
put it mildly - but it was a bit confusing. 'Hib... Hibiki
Ryouga,' he replied at last.
'Excellent...' she returned. Masaka. There was something
about the way she'd said that, Ryouga thought. Kind of
chilling. Kind of sleek. Kind of...inviting?
No. He couldn't make that kind of assumption based on two
minutes' association. She might be a bit strange, but that
didn't mean she was sex-mad.
'Sumimasen,' she said suddenly. 'But if you're not doing
anything else, I'd like to try having sex with you.'
Ryouga made a bizarre squeaking noise. On the other hand...
'Han...are you...sure?' Oh, brilliant, Hibiki. No wonder
Akane prefers you as a pig.
Niki growled softly. She didn't have time for this show of
etiquette. This guy looked more delicious than anything
Colleen could ever come up with, and she wasn't letting him go
until he took her somewhere Euan and Ratbat hadn't dreamed of.
(Not quite true. Ratbat had dreamed of it, but by the time it
had filtered through her mangled subconscious, it was with Mr
Yotsuya from Maison Ikkoku, at which point she woke up
screaming.)
Besides, there was that sensation rising between her legs that
demanded something, and demanded it from him. - Take this guy
now! - it cried out to her. - Remember how much it hurts when
you forget to take off that ring!? -
With a sudden burst of hentai-strength, she ripped off both
her top and his, one hand each. 'Do I look sure?!' she panted.
Ryouga just goggled, his eyes drawn irresistibly towards
Niki's chest. She had...amazing breasts. Perfect - just
like...like... just like two large roundish things with
nipples on them. He tried to take his eyes away, but all he
found himself doing was shifting his focus from one to the
other. Chikusho, he realised. He usually got a nosebleed
around now.
Not this time, though.
The pure lust that Niki was oozing at him took control of the
blood that was supposed to gush out his nostrils and sent it
down, creating a noticeable bulge even through his baggy
trousers.
What the heck. She was obviously in the mood, and while
Ryouga wasn't exactly hentai of the month, he knew a good
thing when he saw it.
He wrapped his arms around Niki, and pressed his lips to
hers, gently guiding her back onto the bed as they joined in a
long kiss.
When they reluctantly broke for air, Niki giggled. 'I take it
that's a yes, then?'
Ryouga just smiled at her, then reached down and picked up
his umbrella. As he began to remove his own trousers using his
feet (a useful trick, by the way), he used the tip of the
umbrella to gently tickle Niki's stomach, steadily taking the
motion further and further downwards, until he was able to
slip the point of the umbrella under her waistband, and gently
slide her boxers off. Then, with them gone, he began to tease
her, circling the end of the parasol in slow, gentle rings
around the small goth tribble of her sex.
Niki growled softly. Oh, that was teasing...every round or
two, he'd bring the bamboo to just within the lips of her
womanhood, then move it away as if it had never been there.
She didn't know where this guy had come from but, God he'd
learnt some interesting things there... For a few moments, she
didn't move, savouring what she could only think of as
a...different kind of experience. Then, no sooner had he begun
to pull the umbrella back, than she made her own move forward.
As she moved forth, he leant back onto the bed, and she could
take a good look at his body in the small space of light they
had. Mmmm...I like his collarbone, she thought strangely. And
the rest of him...well, either he works out, or that
umbrella's heavier than he looks. I haven't done too badly
here. She ran her hands down his body until both them and her
eyes rested on his member, looking more than ready for her. I
can see someone's been eating their vegetables...Ryouga is
nothing if not a big boy.
She used one of her collection of long nails to stroke the
impressive shaft, aiming for the gesture to toe that thin line
between tantalising stimulation and abject pain. She was
virtually drooling in anticipation (Kuso, she didn't know
which end of her was wetter!) as she quietly said, 'Ima...do
you think you can spin my wheel with your soldier of fortune?'
He brought a hand up to stroke her hair in return. 'You tell
me,' he winked.
Niki let out another soft growl as Ryouga's solid penis slid
into her. At first a slight and gentle motion, then she felt
him pushing ever deeper as they rocked together. And, even
though they were already touching, she could feel the two of
them become closer...and closer... That feeling was now
sharper in her than ever - that feeling she couldn't quite put
words to ...warm shivering and electrocution, mixed with
something she could give her right arm to be able to bottle
and sell... a feeling that started between her legs, but was
spreading over her whole body...being driven further and
further towards something, not knowing when she was going to
reach it, starting to feel so good it hurt oh Kami-sama surely
soon oh yes oh no this can't go on forever and
(When Tendo Bobbi was woken by the noise, she decided it
could be one of only two things: either her middle daughter
having an orgasm, or the butterfly invaders from her dream
escaping to steal everything from the fridge. Deciding that
the former was unlikely, and all she had to do about the
latter was send Fiona shopping the next morning, she promptly
forgot about it and went back to sleep.)
Niki and Ryouga both lay there in each other's arms, as what
they had done took longer to pass than it had to occur.
It was Niki who finally spoke. 'That was...something,' she
said at last. And it had been. She'd more than satisfied her
curiosity, not to mention a few other things. It hadn't been
quite up there with a 700% profit margin, but it had
definitely been...pleasant.
Ryouga nodded wearily, pulling his bandanna back up from over
his eyes. 'Hai...' he managed.
After a few moments more, Niki decided she had better tell
him. 'Ano, Ryouga-chan...don't take this the wrong way, but
I'd rather if you didn't...you know, tell anyone about this.
It's not that--'
Ryouga held up a hand. 'Don't worry,' he reassured her,
kissing her cheek. 'I understand perfectly. Mousse said
something like it too.'
Letting that one go over her head, Niki watched him redress.
'Oh, one other thing,' she added. 'You'll have to leave by the
window as well.'
'?'
'Oh, the thingy on the door broke a couple of days ago. You
can open it from the hallway, but not from in here.'
Ryouga paused. 'But if you can't open the door from the
inside, how did your sister get out?'
They were answered by the click of the overhead light turning
on, illuminating the rest of the room. 'She didn't,' grinned
Suzy from her position by the door.
'So, oneechan - how is it we play that blackmail game
again...?'
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