The Ranma Horror Fanfic Show
Cast:
Dr. Kuno (a mad scientist) Kodachi Kuno
Akane Tendo (an overly emotional heroine) Akane Tendo
Ryouga Hibiki (a pig) Ryouga Hibiki
Voodoo spike (a handyman, and general wierdo) Hikaru Gosankugi
Ukyo (a domestic) Kuonji Ukyou
Shampoo (a groupie) Shampoo
Dr. Tofu (a rival scientist) Dr. Tofu
Ranma Horror (a half-baked creation) Ranma Soatome
Mousse (almost blind ex-delivery boy) Mousse
The Nermians:
Kasumi
Nabiki
Cologne
Happousai
Kurenai Tsubasa
The sign Read "First Baptist church of Nermia" Daisuke and Hiroshi
stood by the sign
"Here they come!" Diasuke exclaimed.
"Let's get a picture." Hiroshi began giving the wedding party directions "
Close together now. The folks and then the grandparents. Yes,all the close
family. Ahhh, hold that. Beautiful. And... smile! Congratulations!"
Mikado Sanzenin stood by his best friend and best man Ryouga
"I guess we finally did it, huh."
"I don't think there's any doubt about that. You and Azusa have been almost
inseparable since you
started skating together." Ryouga patted Mikado on his shoulder.
"Well to tell you the truth, Ryouga, she's the only reason I showed up in
the first place. well her and the 400 ladies in my fan club."
"It looks like Azusa's about to throw the bouquet" Ryogo diverted his
attention to the crowd of girls on the church steps.
Azusa stood on the top step "O.K. you guys, this is it."
Azusa wound up and threw her bouquet. From the middle of the crowd an
athletic girl with short dark hair leaped up and snatched it out of the air
"I got it! I got it!" Akane wrapped her arms around the bouquet and
inhaled deeply.
Mikado patted Ryouga on the back "Hey big fella, looks like it could be
your turn next, eh?"
Ryouga turned white "Who knows" his voice was hoarse.
"Well, so long, see you Ryouga. Guess we better get going now Azusa. Come
on, hop in. See ya, Ryouga! Akane Ran up to Ryouga the bouquet clutched
tightly in her hand. "Oh Ryouga, wasn't it wonderful? Didn't Azusa look
radiantly beautiful? I can't believe it. An hour ago she was just plain old
Azusa Shiratori and now... now she's Mrs. Mikado Sanzenin."
"Yes Akane, Mikado's a lucky guy."
"Yes." Akane watched as the couple drove of in their car, a tear in her
eye. " I always cry at weddings."
"Uh, everyone knows that Azusa is a wonderful little cook."
"Are you trying to say something about my cooking?"
"Of course not, I'm just saying Azusa is a great cook."
Akane lowered her mallet.
"Hey Akane."
"Yes Ryouga?"
"I've got something to say."
"Uh huh."
"I... uh... um.., I'm ready to go, how about you."
" yeah I guess so, are you going to drive me home?:
"Sure."
<LATER>
"Ryouga I think we're lost"
"Don't be silly Akane we're not lost I Know right where we are, the dojo is
just around the corner."
"Ryouga we've been driving all day and all night, the dojo was only three
blocks from the church , we are lost."
A motorcycle Brushed past the small car, passing dangerously close to them
on the right.
"Ryouga, that's the third motorcycle that's passed us. They all drive
like maniacs especially in all this rain."
"Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type. You know I think I might have
taken the wrong fork a few miles back. well I guess we'll just have to turn
back."
BANG!
"What was that?" Akane looked around nervously.
"We must have a blowout. DAMMIT! I knew I should have gotten
that spare tire fixed. Well, you just stay here keep warm and I'll go for help."
"But where will you go in the middle of nowhere?"
"I think we passed a castle back down the road, Maybe they
have a telephone I could use."
"I'm going with you."
"Oh, no, there's no sense in both of us getting wet."
"I'm coming with you! Besides you can get lost walking through a door"
Akane climbed over the drivers seat and came out under Ryouga's bamboo umbrella.
OVER AT THE KUNO PLACE
Ryouga Pushed the doorbell, it rang with a hollow gong
reverberating in the darkness
"Ryouga, let's go back, I'm cold and I'm frightened..."
"Just a moment Akane, they might have a phone."
The heavy oaken door creaked open and small man appeared, he was dressed in
a black outfit with silver buttons it looked like a boys school uniform.
His hair was slightly unkempt and his eyes did not quite seem to focus but
where wide open. Black lines under them gave the impression that he hadn't
had a decent nights sleep since the day he was born. "Hello." The man
spoke so softly that it took Ryogo a moment to realize that he had not
imagined it.
"Hi! My name is Ryouga hibiki, and this is my friend, Akane tendo. I
wonder if you could help us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the
road... do you have a phone we might use?
"You're wet." (actually This was probably the stupidest thing anyone alive
had ever said short of "Let's call it the Edsel, it'll be a huge hit" as the
man was struggling to hold the door just a little open with all the wind and
needed scuba gear just to stand there.)
"Yes - it's raining." (Ryouga's comment will probably go down in the annals
of understatement, this was the beginnings of a hurricane.)
Lightning flashed across the sky and Ryouga noticed that the front drive of
the mansion was full of motorcycles
"Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside." The small man
retreated inside, holding the door open to allow the couple to slip inside.
Akane smiled at the small nervous seeming little man "You're too kind."
Akane grabbed onto Ryouga's arm "Ryouga, I'm frightened, what kind of a
place is this?"
"Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdoes."
"This way."
Akane heard people talking and laughing just ahead of them
The small man lead them into a large circular room filled with some rather
colorful people Akane had to keep her self from staring. She saw an
exceedingly old woman perched pogo-stick like on a wooden cane, an ancient
man carrying a large bag out of which hung several items of woman's
underwear. next to him stood a panda bear, a pretty woman with short hair
with a large Katanna strapped across her back and another short
man with a large fishing rod.
"what a bunch of weirdoes." Akane pulled up to Ryouga "Are you having a
party?"
"You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the mistress's
affairs."
"Oh, lucky him."
A fairly normal looking girl with an incredibly large spatula on her back
spoke up "You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha Ha Ha"
The odd little man they had been following suddenly spun on one heel to
face them "It's astounding" music came from somewhere and they realized he
was starting to sing.
"Time is fleeting" The rest of the crowd was now singing with the
music.
"Madness takes its toll."
"But listen closely..."
"Not for very much longer."
"I've got to keep control."
"I remember doing the time-warp"
"Drinking those moments when"
"The blackness would hit me"
The crowd had began what appeared to be a simple line dance.
"And a void would be calling..."
"Let's do the time-warp again."
"Let's do the time-warp again."
"It's just a jump to the left." The crowd jumped to the left
"And then a step to the right." they stepped to the right, to organized not
to have practiced.
"With your hands on your hips."
"You bring your knees in tight."
"But it's the pelvic thrust"
"That really drives you insane."
"Let's do the time-warp again."
"Let's do the time-warp again."
The spatula girl stepped from the crowd "It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free
me. So you can't see me, no, not at all. In another dimension, with
voyeuristic intention, Well secluded, I see all."
The bizarre little man stepped forward to join the spatula girl "With a bit
of a mind flip" they began to alternate lines.
"You're into the time slip."
"And nothing can ever be the same."
"You're spaced out on sensation."
"Like you're under sedation."
The crowd joined in again "Let's do the time-warp again."
"Let's do the time-warp again." they continued to dance, Ryouga
and Akane gaped open mouthed as there odd musical number continued.
A well built girl with purple hair stepped out from the group and started
to sing with a horrendous Chinese accent:
"was walking down the street just a-having a think"
"When snake guy give Shampoo evil wink."
"He shook Shampoo up, he took Shampoo by surprise"
"He had pickup truck, and devil's eyes."
"He stared at Shampoo and Shampoo felt change."
"Time meant nothing, never would again."
Without missing a beat the rest picked up again.
"Let's do the time-warp again."
"Let's do the time-warp again."
"It's just a jump to the left!" the crowd jumped to the left
"And then a step to the right." and stepped to the right.
"With your hands on your hips...."
"You bring your knees in tight."
"But it's the pelvic thrust"
"That really drives you insane."
"Let's do the time-warp again."
"Let's do the time-warp again."
Akane turned to Ryouga "Ryouga these people are weird, and I'm getting
scared, do something."
"Say, do any of you guys know how to do the Jusenkyo two-step?"
"Ryouga, please, let's get out of here."
"For God's sake keep a grip on yourself It's just a party, Akane.
"Well - I want to go."
"Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone."
"Well then ask that weirdo who led us in here."
"I don't thank we should interfere with their celebration."
"This isn't the Ramen venders association, Ryouga."
"They're probably gaijin with ways different than our own. They may do
some more... folk dancing.
"Look, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared!"
Akane and Ryouga began to back up slowly Until they backed into the
elevator they had not noticed before. The elevator was descending.
"I'm here - there's nothing to worry about."
The elevator reached the bottom and the pair heard a sound which sent a
chill up there spine.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha" it was a very high pitched laugh.
Ryoga and Akane both turned hearing the high pitched laughter, they found
themselves face to face with the oddest person they had met so far. She had
long black hair, Deep red lips and was wearing a black bustier with red
roses stitched into the fabric, she had on black silk stockings and lace
panties, and she was wearing a black leather coat and a studded leather collar.
For a few moments they all stood there just staring at each other.
"How do you do, I See you've met my handyman, Voodoo spike."
Ryouga noticed that the woman was carrying a leather whip in one hand.
" My name is Kodachi Kuno, Don't get strung out by the way I look.
I'm not much by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a... lover."
Kodachi ran her whip along the edge of Ryouga's jaw, her lips close enough
to kiss him.
Akane Grabbed Ryouga by the arm and yanked him back to her side. "Remember
me?" she glared at him.
"Let me show you around" as Kodachi walked ahead of them they noticed
another rose, a black one this time, on the back of her coat.
Ryouga stepped up behind Kodachi "I'm glad we caught you at home, we're in
a bit of a hurry Could we use your phone?
"Why don't you stay for the night?"
Ryouga stammered at this "Um. well... I suppose we YOUCH!"
Akane put her foot down firmly on Ryouga's toes.
"We can't really we'll just say where we are, and go wait by the car for
the tow truck." Akane definitely did not like this woman and wanted to get
as far away as possible.
The odd little man who had led them in appeared out of nowhere, VooDoo
Spike, Akane had heard
him called, "Phone lines are down and we really can't let you go out in this
weather, there's a flood warning on."
"And besides I insist you stay for dinner, and maybe afterwards I could
show you my favorite obsession. you see I've been making a man."
Akane turned to Ryouga "Did she say she's been making a man?"
Ryouga leaned towards Akane "I'm a little worried about our host's mental
state."
"I'm not, I know she's nuts."
Kodachi stepped across the room and reclined on a couch by the far wall, her
guests formed a horseshoe shape around her Kodachi brought her right foot
up onto the couch and began to tap her whip against her knee "So why don't
you come up to my lab, and Uh.. see what's on the slab."
Kodachi stood up and walked back over to the elevator. She stepped in and
was gone as quickly as she had come.
The Girl with the Spatula strapped to her back stepped up behind Akane and
began to pull off her wet clothes.
Akane turned to Ryouga "Ryouga!"
Seeing Akane in her underwear Ryouga grabbed his nose and clamped it shut
"It's all right Akane. We'll play along for now"
while Voodoo Spike was busy pulling Ryouga's clothes off him the purple
haired Chinese girl stepped foreword again.
"Ooh, slow, slow! Is too nice a job to rush."
Ryouga broke the awkward silence "Hi, my name is Ryouga hibiki, and this is
my friend, Akane tendo; ah.. you are...?"
"You very lucky to be invited see Kodachi's laboratory. Some people would
give right arm for privilege."
Akane Glared at the girl "People like you maybe." she muttered under her breath.
"Ha! Shampoo seen it."
Voodoo Spike ushered them towards the elevator wearing nothing but their
underwear "Come along - the mistress doesn't like to be kept waiting."
Akane crossed her arms in front of her chest "Is she, um, Kodachi I mean -
is she your wife?
"The mistress is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. We are
simply her .... servants.
"Oh." Akane wondered exactly what he meant by this.
Voodoo Spike opened the elevator door and stepped out, Akane
followed into the weirdest room she had ever seen. just past the elevator
on either side where statues reminiscent of Michelangelo's David each
holding a stereo speaker at the other end of the room was a rack and table
both full of equipment that would look right at home in any mad-scientist's
lab, which this was. at the far end of the room was what appeared to be a
reinforced fish tank full of mist and what looked like it could be a mummy.
above hung an odd assembly of lights and cameras and other less identifiable
things.
Kodachi was now wearing a lab coat and her whip had disappeared along the
way. "Ukyo, Shampoo, go assist Voodoo spike. I will ...uh huh huh...
entertain... our guests"
Ryouga realized they had not introduced themselves yet "I'm Ryouga hibiki.
This is my friend, Akane kendo."
Akane glared at Ryouga "Tendo."
Ryouga looked momentarily confused "Huh? Um."
Kodachi Kissed Akane's hand "Enchante." Kodachi looked back at Ryouga
wearing only a tiger stripped bandanna and matching briefs "Well!, How
nice. And what .... charming... underclothes you both have. But here. Put
these on.
Ryouga and Akane accepted the white lab coats they where offered and
quickly pulled them on.
"They'll make you feel less... vulnerable. It's not often we receive
visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality."
Akane exploded at this "Hospitality!? All we wanted to do was to use your
telephone, a reasonable
request which you've chosen to ignore!
"Akane, don't be ungrateful."
"Ungrateful!"
Kodachi watched this whole exchange with a slight grin "How forceful you
are Akane, Such a perfect specimen of womanhood. So... dominant. You
must be awfully proud of her, Ryouga."
Ryouga stammered a little at this, unsure of who to take it. "Um, well, uh
yah I guess I am."
Voodoo spike appeared among them suddenly "Everything is in readiness,
mistress. We merely await your... word."
With a dramatic flair Kodachi turned away from Ryouga and Akane, and strode
up to the mist-filled tank. "Tonight, my unconventional conventionists, you
will witness a huge breakthrough in my research... and paradise is to be
mine!," Kodachi's insane laugh began again "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"
Kodachi stopped laughing suddenly " It was strange the way it happened..
suddenly you get a break...
whole pieces seem to fit into place, not a sign of being.. what a fool! The
answer was there all the time, it took
a small accident to make it happen... AN ACCIDENT..."
Her audience joined in "An accident!"
Kodachi continued unabated "But that's how I discovered the secret, that
elusive ingredient, that SPARK that
is the... breath... of life, Yes, I have that knowledge... I hold the
secret... to life... itself!" Kodachi threw her
head back and ran her fingers through her long hair an almost orgasmic look
crossed her face briefly. "You see, you are fortunate for tonight is the
night that my beautiful creature is destined to be BORN!"
Kodachi turned to Voodoo spike standing by an elaborate panel of dials,
levers, switches, buttons and knobs. "Up now! ...throw open the switches on
the sonic oscillator... and step the reactor power input THREE MORE POINTS!
Akane turned to Ryouga "Oh, Ryouga!"
The mist from the tank began to spill over the edge,the
odd-assembly-of-lights-and-camaras-and-other-less-identifiable-things began
to move down towards the tank the lights flashing, the
Less-identifiable-things doing less identifiable things, the whole assembly
poured out steam and the occasional photo strobe effect.the
odd-assembly-of-lights-and-camaras-and-other-less-identifiable-things
extended a claw into the tank and lifted out the mummy Ukyo, Shampoo and
Voodoo Spike rushed to remove the Bandages. Slowly they revealed a young
man with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, well muscled chest, strong arms
and a pony tail in the back.
Akane held her breath staring intently at the sight of the handsome man.
Kodachi walked over and ran her hand across his chest, "Oh! Ranma!"
Kodachi, along with everyone else in the room stared at Ranma
"Oh, Ranma!" Kadachi broke the silence. "you're such an exceptional beauty"
Kodachi stepped up close to Ranma and ran her hand across his chest and jaw,
checking him like a newly purchased thoroughbred stallion "Oh, I just love
success"
"He's a credit to your genius, mistress." Voodoo spike had obviously had
training in kissing ass.(among other things)
"A triumph of your will."
Kodachi basked in their adulation's "Yes."
"He O.K."
Kodachi became enraged "O.K.?, O.K.?!?, I think we can do better than
that. Humph! Well, Ryouga,...Akane, what do you think of him?
Akane turned to face Kodachi "Well, I don't like men."
Kodachi became enraged at this "I didn't make him FOR YOU! He... "
<CRASH>, <SHATTER>, <TINKLE>.
Suddenly the skylight far above them exploded and shards of glass rained
down on them. A wild looking man with long black hair had appeared in their
midst. He wore a long white robe and perched on his forehead was a pair of
glassess, each lens the size of saucers and the thickness of Coke cans. He
sat proudly on his heavy-duty chopper-style dual-carb Harley-Davidson unicylce
"Mouse!"
Mouse surveyd the room Squinting a little. Music suddenly poured out of
stereo speakers mounted on his cylce, and to everyone's horror, he began to
sing.
"Whatever happened to Saturday night,
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?"
He leaned hi cycle on its kick stand and climbed off with a flourish.
"It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine."
"I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go,
And kick my but every time I proposed."
Suddenly out of nowhere a huge Panda bear apeared. The panda smashed the
cycle's speaker with a wooden sign.
Mouse turned. "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" "I was just getting started."
The panda shoved the sign in his face it read "This is strictly a one-song
show."
Kodachi look thoughtful for a moment "well doesn't this bring back
memories oh, he had a certain naive charm, but no muscle..."
******
******
There are those who say that life is an illusion, and that reality is but a
figment of the imagination. If this is so, then Ryouga and Akane are quite
safe, ... however, the sudden departure of their host...and her
creation...into the seclusion of her sombre bridal suite had left them
feeling both apprehensive and uneasy, a
feeling which grew as the other guests departed, and they were shown to
their separate rooms.
There was only one word to describe the bedroom into Akane was shown by the
spatula wielding domestic. The word, pink. The room had pink walls, pink
curtains, and in the center sat a huge four poster canopy bed, there where
stuffed animals every where.
Akane had just sat down on the bed (next to the cutest little stuffed black
piglet) when there came a knock on the door.
"Who is it? Who's there?"
"It's only me, Ryouga."
"Oh, Ryouga , come in.
Ryouga opened the door, the light was dim and akane could barely see him.
ryouga sat down next to her on the bed and began to kiss her passionately.
"Oh, Ryouga."
Akane wrapped her arms around Ryouga and arn her hands through his her. As
she pulled him to her his hair came off in her hands, it was a wig "What the
hell?" "OHH! Oh it's you!" Akane relized she was holding Kodachi to her.
"I'm afraid so, Akane, but isn't it nice..."
"Oh, you beast, you monster...Oh what have you done with Ryouga?"
"Oh, well, nothing. Why, do you think I should?"
"You tricked me...I wouldn't have...I've never..never..."
"Yes, yes I know, but it isn't all bad, is it? I think you really found it
quite pleasurable."
"Oh, stop...I mean help...Ryouga Ryouga!..Oh Ryouga!!"
Kodachi caresed Akane "Shhh. Ryouga's probably asleep by now. Do you want
him to see you like...This!"
Akane relized she was half naked, Kodachi had managed to get her
shirt open and
her bra off
" Oh, it's your fault...you're to blame... I was saving myself..."
"Well, I'm sure you're not SPENT yet..."
"Promise you won't tell Ryouga?"
"Cross my heart and hope to die..."
Akane lay back and accepted Kodachi's embrace.
****
If Akane's room was meant to show perfect femaninity then the room into
which the purple haired chinese girl brought ryouga was meant to show
overblown masculinity. The walls where black, the furniture leather and
chrome, a leapord skin rug lay on the floor.
Ryouga sat down on the edge of the (water) bed. Someone knocked on the door.
"Who's there?"
"It's me, Akane."
"Ak.. Akane!, come in!"
The door opened slowely, Akane stood in the doorway the bright light of the
hallway shining through her nightgown, making her apear almost naked.
Ryouga's nose started to bleed profusly.
Akane climbed on to the bed next to him "Oh, Ryouga we shouldn't stay
here. It'll destroy us."
"Don't worry Akane, I'll protect you, and we'll leave in the morning."
Akane warpped her arms around Ryouga "Oh, Ryouga you're so strong and
protective."
Lightening flashed outside the window clearly iluminating the dark room for
a moment. Ryouga relized he was holding Kodachi.
"YOU!"
"I'm afraid so, Ryouga, but isn't it nice..."
"Why YOU! What have you done with Akane?"
"Nothing. Why? Do you think I should?"
"You tricked me, I wouldn't have...I've never never...never..."
"Oh Yes yes, I know...but it isn't all bad, is it? Not even half bad, I
think you really quite enjoyed it."
Kodachi ran her hand over Ryouga's chest "Oh... so firm..."
"Stop it...stop it...oh Akane...AKANE!"
"Shhh! Akane's probably asleep by now, do you want her to see you... like
this!"
"Like this, like how? It's your fault, you're to blame, I thought you were
her!"
"Oh come on, Ryouga, admit it, you liked it, didn't you? There's no crime
in giving yourself over to pleasure, Ryouga. Oh Ryouga, you've wasted so
much time already...Akane needn't know, I won't tell."
"Well, promise you won't tell..."
"On my mother's grave...."
<KLANG> <KLANG> <KLANG>
A klaxon went off and Voodoo spike's voice came over the loud speaker
"Mistress, Ranma has broken his chains and vanished. The new playmate is
loose and somewhere on the grounds. Ukyo has just released.. the dogs."
Kodachi raised herself off of Ryouga. "Mmmmm? Coming!"
After Kodachi had left her Akane, had stumbled out of her room bewildered
and confused, without even realizing it she had stumbled back into Kodachi's
lab.
"What's happening here? Where's Ryouga? Where's anybody? Oh, howcould I
have done this! Oh,if only we hadn't made this journey... if only we had'nt
gotten that flat... oh, if only we were amongst friends... Or sane persons,
Ryouga, what have they done with him..."
Akane was about to leave when from behind the tank she heard the sounds of
someone in pain. She looked and was surprised to find Ranma, huddled there,
his body covered in bites and scratches
"Oh, but you're hurt...Did they do this to you? Here, I'll dress your
wounds... baby there..."
Akane was not aware that every move within this castle was being observed
by two curious observers. Ukyo and Shampoo, having finished their duties
for the evening where relaxing in there room in one of the mansions many
towers. Though the castle came fully equipped with satellite TV and all the
pay channels, their television monitor was wired into the house security
system, and with camera's in every room there was always something going on
that was much more interesting than anything cable had to offer.
Having located a medicine cabinet in the Lab Akane began to medicate and
bandage the injured Ranma. For the first time in her life, she found
herself in the perfect state to carefully examine a nearlyperfect male
specimen, and despite her standard complaints about hating boys, she found
herself enjoying it immensely.
"You know Ranma this castle is really an interesting experience before
coming here I'd only ever kissed before."
"I'd only ever kissed before."
Shampoo spit a mouthful of wine over the TV in shock.
Ukyo's eyes became as big a saucers.
"she no mean..."
" 'fraid so sugar, it looks like or little Akane could be the guest of
honor at a fertility ceremony, or catch a Unicorn even"
"Wow, Shampoo never new there where any of those left."
"There aren't it just a metaphor."
"Not Unicorn stupid spatula girl, Shampoo mean Virgin."
Ukyo went back to polishing her toenails.
Akane had finished with the bandages and was just staring at ranma, with
her hands on his chest,"Oh well" she thought to herself, "I was going to
lose eventully" she pushed Ranma down into a horizontal position...
Meanwhile, Kodachi was Dragging Voodoo spike down the hall by his ear
"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! More!, More!"
Kodachi was furious and in no mood to play "How did it happen? I
understood you were to be watching!"
Voodoo spike realized that his mistress was furious and in no mood to play.
"I was only away for a minute...mistress"
"Well, see if you can find him on the monitor."
A small black box in Voodoo Spike's jacket began to beep incessantly
"Mistress, mistress...we have a visitor."
Kodachi Realeased Voodoo Spike who who reached into his jacket and pulled
out the box, which had a small TV in it.
The "visitor" was a handsome young man with glasses, short brown hair and a
friendly face, he was odly barefoot and dressed in a loose black outfit that
was bone dry despite the torrrential rains outside.
Ryouga peeked over their shoulders into the screen and instantly recognized
the man . "Hey, Dr. Tofu!"
Voodoo spike turned to glare at Ryouga "You know this earthling ...person?"
"I most certainly do!"
Kodachi gave him a suspicous look. "I see. So this wasn't simply a chance
meeting. You came here with a purpose."
"I told you, we had a flat. I was telling the truth."
"I know what you told me...but this Dr. Tofu, his name is not unknown to me."
"He has a prctice in Nerima near the Tendo Dojo."
Kodachi glared at Ryouga, "That is just a cover, he works for your
government, he's attached to the bureau of investigation of that which you
call UFO's"
"That's imposible."
"The intruder is entering the building, mistress."
"He'll probably be... in the Zen room. Shall we inquire of him in person?"
"Great Tofu!"
The "Zen" room Was just a little past the front door, in the oposite
direction that Ryouga and Akane had been lead. It had a sunken floor in the
middle filled with a japanese Zen sandgarden.
Doctor Tofu waited there for them.
"Kodachi Kuno, we meet at last."
"Dr. Tofu, I presume, Or should I call You agent 409?"
Dr. Tofu noticed Ryouga. "Ryouga! What are you doing here?"
"Don't play games, Dr. Tofu. You know perfectly well what Ryouga hibiki is
doing here. It was part of your plan, was it not? That he and his female
should check the layout for you. Well, unfortunately for you, all the plans
are to be changed. I am adaptable, Dr. Tofu; I know Ryouga is."
Dr. Tofu was surprised at Ryouga's apearance "I can assure you that
Ryouga's presence here comes as a complete surprise to me. I came here to
find Mouse."
Ryouga spoke up at this "Mouse! I've seen him!"
Kodachi was less then thrilled at Ryouga's enthusiasm "Mouse! What do you
know of Mouse, Dr.Tofu?"
"I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things. You see Mouse
happens to be my nephew."
Akane arm in arm with Ranma walked in on them at this point "Ah!"
As surprised as Dr. Tofu was at seeing Ryouga, he was doubly so at seeing
Akane "Akane!"
Akane stared at Dr. Tofu with stunned surprise "Dr. Tofu!, what are you
doing Here?"
Ryouga saw Akane With Ranma "Akane!"
"Ryouga!"
Kodachi looked at Ranma with Akane "Ranma!"
"Akane!"
"Dr. Tofu!"
"Akane!"
(By this point even I have no idea who's doing what.)
"Ryouga!"
"Ranma!"
"Akane!"
"Dr. Tofu!"
"Akane!"
"Ryouga!"
Ranma!"
Kodachi pulled Ranma away from Akane.""Listen...I made you...and I can
break you just as easily."
Ukyo stepped in at this point "Mistress, dinner is prepared!"
"Excellent. Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional."
A few minutes later everyone assembled in the dining room. Once everyone
had been seated and served Kodachi raised her glass.
"A toast... to absent friends..."
"To absent friends."
Kodachi Turned to Ranma seated next to her and placed upon his head a
paper party hat.
"Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Ranma..."
Ukyo handed out bithday cake
Dr. Tofu stared at his plate for a moment, like it might jump up and attack
at any moment "We came here to discuss Mouse."
"Mouse?!"
Kodachi finished her cake an dreached for more "That's a rather tender
subject. Another slice anyone?"
Shampoo stood up "Excuse me..."
Dr. Tofu started to speak " I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was
worse than I imagined...Aliens!"
Ranma looked up from his plate "Hmm?"
Ryouga & Akane looked a little stunned "Aliens?"
Kodachi looked back at Dr Tofu, slightly annoyed "Go on, Dr. Tofu."
So Dr. began to relate his tale.
" From the day he was born He was trouble. He left home the day his mother
died.
From the day she was gone All he wanted was dark magick and a
certain purple haired buety." Kodachi looked a little teary "What a guy!"
Akane sniffed a little "Makes you cry."
Shampoo stood up in anger "You no try to blame Shampoo, Shampoo have
nothing to do with stupid Mouse."
Dr. Tofu cleared his throat, "If I may continue?,"
Shampoo sat down, crossing her arms over her chest.
"I recieved a note from Mouse, it read "I'm out of my head, hurry, or I may
be dead. They mustn't carry out their evil deeds.""
<to be concluded>