Subject: Re: [FFML] Spam Pole, fun for all!=Hayesman's Super-conspiracy Mallrats theory
From: "M. Pasta" <spyro@abac.com>
Date: 5/18/1997, 12:56 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

At 09:14 PM 5/17/97 -0700, you wrote:

PICCOLO HANDS DOWN!

Superman (New) or Goku (Super Saiyajin)?

Frankly, the old Supes could probably kick new's butt, and give Goku (Super
Sayajin level 1) a run for his money.

Y'know, this brings up a point:

First off, I'll say that I'm back into reading super man for the first 
time since...well, ever.  I like the new "New powers" storyline.

Now, Did anyone notice that Superman and Dragon Ball seem to be 
colliding?  I mean, first, Dragon Ball took an obvious influence from the 
Superman story with the explaination of Goku's origan.  Later, though, 
Goku gets married, dies, and comes back from the dead with new powers!

Sound familiar?  Superman has gotten married, died, and come back with 
new powers!  Is this just a coincidence?

Except the powers Superman got absolutly SUCKED!!!!  Energy composed my
@$$...  oh... wait... you LIKE the "New Powers" storyline?  Um... heh...
sorry...

Also, In "Mallrats", a Kevin Smith movie, Brodie says that Superman's 
super anatomy would cause him to "shoot a load" right through Lois.  
Vulger as it may be, he did raise a point.  Did you ever notice that as 
soon as Superman got married, his powers seemed to dissappear?  And with 
his new powers, he changes into a normal human.  Said problem is solved. 
Convienient, eh?

        Heh heh heh... if you think THAT'S funny, go to
http://plus.idci.net/humor/niven_superman.html

        Apparently, someone wrote an essay on that subject... VERY funny...
and it's much more descriptive than anything "Mallrats" had :p

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