Subject: Re: [FFML] [spam] "Feeling a Little Hentai..?"
From: JD Farber
Date: 5/18/1997, 2:29 AM
To: otakunxs@bellsouth.net, fanfic@fanfic.com

But I'm not the one with the Nyannichuan curse.  I've got the insanely
powerful Otaku curse.  I feel into the Twisternichuan...wait a minute.  That
means I _DO_ have a nyannichuan curse.  Oh, well.  You could at least buy me
dinner first.  Some men are sooooooooo cheap!

	In the words of Kunikeda, "Babe, you'll burn yourself if you fall for
me!" ;)

Well, Inga Berman said something to counteract that in Casablanca.  And then
Bogie said "If you don't get on that plane with him, you'll regret it.
Maybe not today, and maybe not tomorrow, but soon.  And for the rest of your
life."  Ahhh... the classics.  ("If you can play it for her you can play it
for me.  If she can stand it I can stand it.  Now play."  He never says
"Play it again, Sam.")

I can't believe I forgot Ashram!!!  He is soooooooo sexy.  Not as much as
Parn, but still sexy.  Now I have to add the elven wenches to the list as
well.  Deedlit and Piroess.  And I missed Gourry, Zelgadis, and Lina.

	OH MY GOD!!! I FORGOT ZELGADIS!!! I'M SOOOO SORRY!!!

	But Gourry? Since when are you into yougurt heads (this loaded sentence
brought to you by Keener, have you offered YOUR kid a lethal weapon
today?)

I kinda like the big, blonde, and stupid look in guys.  Strangely enough I
really don't like that in women.  Go figure.

Ryoko (ALL TIME FAVORITE!!!) (TM!)

I mentioned her...

	Not often enough ..."Hurray, Hurray, Ryo-KO!" Washu 

Well, we could pray...

      BTW, does this list say bad things about me? Ayeka? BLECH!!!

What?  You don't like the leather clad dominatrix?

	When their THAT ugly, THAT obnoxious, and THAT unfeeling to the Goddess
that is Ryoko? YES!!! (flamebait ;)

Aeka can tie me up any time.

I haven't see Fushigi Yugi, but I hear that Tomahome is pretty cute.  I
think.  He _is_ from FY, right?  At any rate, Wu-fei is not a piece.  He is
nothing compared to the masculinity that is Heero and Duo.  I can get people
to back me up on this, right?  Monica?

	Me and Monica are already arguing over this one. I STILL think you
people are BLIND! Still, that's more for me ;)

I'm siding with Monica on this one, Keener.  Heero and Duo are the BOMB!!
(And that has a double meaning for Heero. [You really have to see GWing to
get that])


As for Tenchi, that's just Tenchi Syndrome.  Mainly, I just like him so that
Aeka and Ryoko would get jealous.

	In that case, I can see it...maybe, as long as Kermit Miller isn't
doing his voice :D

Naw, the original Japanese voice.

JD
Paladin of The Holy Pair
Verbena Mage
No-Brand Hero
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