On Fri, 16 May 1997 13:24:56 -0400 (EDT), you wrote:

Well, I think we all know how he really built up all that speed.  All those
long and lonely nights on the road with no one warm to comfort him, and then
those cold and lonely nights at the Tendo Dojo.  I mean, he's got his father
sleeping right next to him, so he can't take to long to do his business.

Hee hee...I wonder what the Panda will think when he finds these weird stains on
his fur ;)

(Wait a minute.  I really hope he uses a lubricant.  Otherwise, those
friction burns have got to be hurting!!!)

And how do YOU know ;P

-OneShot
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