The Horror in Shinjuku

     A Spamfic in One Irredeemable Act


     Morning.  
     Ryo Saeba did not like mornings.  He sprawled on his bed wondering when
Kaori was going to come in to drag him off to look for work.   He had the
vague notion that this was not a good thing to happen, but that did not worry
him.  With Kaori there was very little that was good that might happen.
 Especially in the morning.  
     But something told him that there was more to fear.  Not just Kaori
looking for work.  That there might be something else that made being in bed
when she got to looking for him a bad idea.  
     He couldn't think of what it might be.  In relief he remembered that
Kaori had been out of town last night, tying up loose ends from another case.
 So she wouldn't be back..  Back until this morning, early.  But he was safe
until he heard the door unlock, so why not sleep.  But something nagged at
the back of his mind.  
     Oh, yeah.  He had chosen some appropriate way to celebrate a night in
the appartment without Kaori to accuse him of being a hentai.  It was...  it
was...
     "Morning Ryo-chan."  The red-head in bed with him, woken from his
anxious stirrings, leaned over and kissed her lover good morning.  
     Oh yeah.  That was it, he had had some mokkori action last night, and
after so long it had been everything his mokkori thing had wanted and dreamed
of.  But Kaori would kill him if she found out about this.  Now how had he
gotten her here in the first place?  
     Wait, maybe Kaori wouldn't kill him.  This was a job!  Ryo, in his joy
at finding that his mokkori had found a way to get satisfied and a job gave
the girl in bed with him a passionate kiss.  He was protecting her from her
father's friends who wanted to kidnap her and brainwash her.  This was
something that Kaori couldn't get mad about.
     At least as long as she didn't find him in bed with thier new client.
 With that he stopped kissing his client.  What was her name?  R-
something...  Rumiko, that was it.  "Ohayo, Rumiko-chan."   Ryo smiled at
her, and in his most persuasive voice was about to offer her the use of the
shower.
     "Ryo-chan, I loved what we did last night.  I know you said it was only
to be once, for payment.  But..."  She blushed prettily, unable to speak her
desires aloud.  
     Ryo couldn't believe his luck!  Rumiko-chan wanted him again.  Well,
that was much more important than anything that Kaori might do if she found
out.  Besides he still had time before he needed to start worrying about
Kaori's return, he had taken the liberty of booking her passage on the latest
train he could.  So he had a few hours yet.  
     Convinced of his safety, Ryo gathered his latest mokkori conquest in his
arms.  "Rumiko-chan you may not know this but it will only get-"
     Ryo broke off, hearing the immistakable sound of KAORI returning.  And
she was not alone.  Rumiko, being less alert than her lover, took this
opportunity to reach up and kiss Ryo full on the lips.  This kiss was a
thorough one, that distracted our hero enough that he and his lover we still
occupied as Kaori came into his room, leading a troop of concerned looking
people.
     Kaori, typically began speaking before she had fully grasped the
situation.  "Hey, Ryo, I caught an earlier train!  And it's a good thing I
did, since Tendo-san here,"  She pointed to a man who was in the process of
bursting into shocked tears.  "Wanted to hire us to find his daughter's
missing fiance.  Who's... a...  girl..."  Kaori's exciting patter died down
as she took in the scene before her.  
     The other people with Kaori were all in various stages of extreme shock:
 One girl with short hair held a camera limp in her hands, and second in a
blue ad yellow dress stared open mouthed in horror, her mouth working like a
fishes, the thrid girl with long hair blushed to the roots of that hair
before saying, "Oh my."  A last balding man looked at the scene with
undisguised terror.  He was the first one to get an intelligent word past his
throat:  "My son?"
     Ryo looked up at the unexpected comment.  "Son?" He said.
     Kaori looked at him with a combination of pity and disgust.  "Yes.  He
is Saotome-san.  His son is an aquatransexual, who has temporarily lost his
memory of being a boy."  She looked at Ryo's latest bed mate.  "It appears
you've found him."
     Ryo's eyes grew large in horror.  His screams could be heard all through
Shinjuku.


                   A little scene of horror brought on by the "feeling a
little Hentai threads"

                   Inflicted on you by Mutants for Nukes

                    -Mike   (the OtakuLoki)