Fair Warning!!!  I have made this post lemon.  I seem to be good at that.  I
will try and stop, but I make no promises.

Maybe you're right about Nabiki having the money drop outta
her pockets...or maybe Ranma has become so quick, in order to survive the
training voyages, that he can pickpocket very well...so well that he can
stand in front of you and you never notice.

Well, I think we all know how he really built up all that speed.  All those
long and lonely nights on the road with no one warm to comfort him, and then
those cold and lonely nights at the Tendo Dojo.  I mean, he's got his father
sleeping right next to him, so he can't take to long to do his business.

(Wait a minute.  I really hope he uses a lubricant.  Otherwise, those
friction burns have got to be hurting!!!)

JD
Paladin of The Holy Pair
Verbena Mage
No-Brand Hero
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