I wouldn't want to take you.  I would much rather have Akane... or Priss...
Or Rally... Or Ryoko...

Hey, Ryouko's mine!  Oh, wait, you meant Tenchi's Ryouko.  OK, you can
have her.  I get the UY version.  Ryouko-chan!!!

(I'm feeling a little hentai.  Are you?)

(Scene.  Ataru enters his room, where Lum sits looking worried and more
than a little embarrassed.)

Ataru:  Huh?  What's the matter?

Lum:  I just heard.  Benten and Oyuki are in the hospital.

Ataru:  WHAT?!  What happened?

(Lum blushes even more.)

Lum:  Last night, Benten finally told Oyuki that she loves her.  They
      went back to Neptune to...you know.

Ataru (grinning):  Hee hee hee.  Tell me more?  Details!

Lum:  Dar-ling!  Anyway, the problem was that Oyuki is frigid.

Ataru:  What, you mean she couldn't...

Lum:  No, I mean she's *literally* frigid.  You've seen her hair.  
      Well, it's not just the hair on her head...when Benten 
      tried to make love to her...do you know those stories of 
      children who put their tongues on cold poles?

Ataru:  (pales)


Yea, I'm feeling a bit hentai.  Why do you ask?

--Sean Gaffney
--the answer to why no one's written a Benten/Oyuki lemon...