Everybody else has been doing this so why not me too.

If Flashman ever writes a story without a single punch being thrown: 
1 drink

If Flashman ever writes a story without a Godzilla joke and/or 
reference: 2 drinks

If Flashman ever writes a story not starring Sailor Moon: 5 drinks.

If Flashman ever writes a non Sailor Moon story without even a 
passing reference to SM: 10 drinks.

If Flashman ever writes a Lum fic: Drain all the beer at your local 7-
11 and hide for the End Of The World is near.

May The Spirit Preserve You!