Well, this is my entery.
.....If a fanfic is started by Stanley R. Teriaca, 1 drink.
.....If he acualy finishes it beyond one epasold, Chug.
.....If it dosen't have anything to do with Umasora Saotome (his pet fanfic
charater), Chug again.
.....If it contains no bad gramor, and no mispellings whatsoever, go and drain
the brewery boys.
Stan.