Subject: Re: [FFML] [spam] What if YOU were in the R1/2DG???
From: Alpha Centauri
Date: 5/14/1997, 5:36 PM
To: Jang Choe
CC: fanfic@fanfic.com
Reply-to:
Adam_Barnes@bc.sympatico.ca

Jang Choe wrote:


At 11:35 PM 5/14/97 -0500, you wrote:

      So here's the question, if YOU were cool enough to be on the Ranma 1/2
FanFic Drinking Game, what would your entry be???


what the heck, I'm bored from studying Calc. Though I think it's better to
ask someone else to do your drinking game.

if you finally see a non Ranma fic from Jang 1 drink
if Jang actually posts a Pic's review, 1 drink.
if Jang writes another Crys Saga the Movie, 2 drinks.
if Jang does another project with Chris Schumacher, 2 drinks.
if Jang reviews a fic by Nich Maragos, Daniel Harrison, or Edgar Aligeheri,
2 drinks.
   if anyone actually heard of those authors, 2 more drinks.
      if those authors gets a overall score less than 8, 2 more drinks.
if Jang gets flamed for Pic's Reivews 3 drinks.
if you see Jang openly complain about lack of C&C of his stories 4 drinks.
if Jang finishes a Ranma fic, 4 drinks.
if Jang finishes one of his orginal fics, 5 drinks.
if Jang posted more than twice to the ffml in the last 10 minutes, 10 drinks.
if Taleswapper puts one of Jang's stories in his tribute to best ranma
fanfiction web page, 5 bottles and hope that the world doesn't end.
if Jang participates in something that makes him look like some egotistical
jerk, have a drinking contest with Andres Odella.
if you actually read through all of this, just go drown yourself in an
Ocean of booze.


If Alpha actually finishes a fic: 2 drinks
	And it isn't Revenge's End or other Revenge Wars fic: 5 drinks
	and it's a lemon: Chug

Assuming said fic is a lemon
	If the fic is set in the Revenge Wars universe: 0 drinks
	If the fic is set in the Ranma, Tenchi Muyo, A-ko or BGC universe: 1
drink
	If the fic is set in the Hello Kitty Universe: Beat him until he
returns to his senses.

If he send a reply to a fic: 1 drink
	And it isn't spam: 3 drinks
	And it's actually USEFUL: Chug

If Alpha manages to write a fic with NO JOKES WHATSOEVER: 5 drinks
	And it's GOOD: Get the keg, and hope your liver is in good shape.

The Prime Sagittarian,
Alpha Centauri

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