Asri Jaffar wrote:

A while ago, someone posted a song on Nabiki which should be sung to the
tune of 'Les Miserables'. Since I lost it, I was wondering if anyone could
send it to me?
        Stegoman the Dragon
        <O>--==UDIC==--<O>
       aka Sri/Assuri Saotome

That would be mine.  Here's it is again for those who missed it.  :)

Sincerely,

Megane 6.7


*	*	*


	No doubt about it.  This had been a pretty good day.

	Nabiki was virtually skipping as she counted up her latest 
accumulation of wealth from the photos of the pig-tailed girl that 
she had sold to Kunou.  “What a fool....”  she muttered to herself.  
“You’d think by now he would have figured out that Ranma and 
the pig-tailed girl are one and the same....

	Then again, it was fortunate for her that he hadn’t.  
Otherwise, she never would have been able to keep her financial 
empire afloat for such a long period of time.  She was truly the
mistress of the yen.....


*Sung briefly to the tune of “Master of the House” from Les
Miserables.*          

Welcome Kunou
Sit yourself down
And meet the best
Exploiter in town.

As for the rest
All of them kooks
Chasing Saotome
Most of them cooks

Seldom do you see
Honest girls like me
I make many a cent
And am content to be

Mistress of the Yen
Doling out the Charm
Ready with a handshake
I mean you no harm

I’ll keep a saucy secret
Or spill it to the town
Depends on what you ask, 
But I’ll never frown

Glad to do my friends a favor
As long as profit can be made
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has a special price!

Mistress of the Yen
Keeper with a clue
Ready to relieve you
Of a hundred or two.

Exaggerate the truth
Cleaning off the slate
Picking up their tidbits
And twisting their hate

Everybody hates a welcher
Everybody’s got their price
I’ll do what I please
And I’ll suck them dry of every single yen!