The seeds of this horrible little spawn were planted by the Onna-
Ranma aging thread...consider this as another Bullwer-Shytton ^_^

  Ranma-chan looked out the window and sighed. She did so love to 
spend time outside in the yard, but it was raining today, making it 
impossible. 

  "Your turn," Akane said, as she clicked a shogi tile on the board 
between them. Ranma-chan returned her attention to the game.

  Suddenly...

  "Tendou Akane! Pig-tailed girl!" came a shout from down the hall. 
Both women groaned.

  "Oh my loves...excuse me for a moment," Kunou Tatewaki wheezed 
slightly as he caught his breath, leaning heavily on his bokken for 
support. He smoothed his bald, wrinkled pate with a gnarled, 
liverspotted hand, and began his soliloquy... "Ah, the geriatric 
nature of our age does not serve to dim thy beauty, my darlings! Come 
into my embrace..."

  Akane calmly clocked Kunou with her walker. Ranma-chan smacked him 
with her cane.

  The nurse walked up to the trio, and sighed. "Not again?"
The women nodded, as Ranma-chan brushed her white pigtail out of her 
face. Groaning, the nurse picked up the fallen Kendo codger, and 
muttered something about giving him higher doses of medication.

  Akane and Ranma-chan resumed their shogi game.



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