(Tendou Home, just starting to rain)

Postcard: Tendou-
                Bringing Ranma home from China
                                                --Saotome.

Soun: (Crying) At last, Ranma is coming! He will soon be here! (Shouts)
Listen up! Kasumi! Nabiki! Akane!

Soun: (Checking the kitchen) Kasumi!

Kasumi: What is it, father?

Soun: (Opens room to Nabiki's Room) Nabiki!

Nabiki: (Looks up from her Manga) Hm?

Soun: (Opens the door to Akane's room) Akane! Where is that girl?

Kasumi: (Walking up to Soun) Uh, father. Aren't you forgetting someone?

Soun: (Thinks, then shakes his head) I don't think so...

Kasumi: Your son.

(Soun's face turns sour)
Soun: Oh... right... (Calls out) EDMUND!

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                            BLACKADDER V:
                              Ranma 1/2

               Blackadder's Anything Goes Martial Arts

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