Or you could do it from the flower pot's pov.  "Oh, no, not AGAIN!"
(No apologies to Doug Adams.)   ^_^

...And as it looked up, it noticed, once again, the face of one Arthur
Dent, who had inadvertantly pushed it out the window...

"Curse you, Dent," it waved its leaves at him, "you multiple-me

murderer!" 

;)

Now Playing in the "Crossovers We Don't Wanna See" Department:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Ranma Fandom!

See "The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Realities" by Eric Jones.

with Arthur Dent as Ranma

and

Agrajag as Blade!

Nah...  I think Ranma, or one of the other accursed, should be Rob McKenna.
 Remember that little "Rain God" stint?  ;)

Make this Genma...  I don't think anyone deserves this fate more than 
him...
 

Ford Prefect would be Ukyou Kuonji, Arthur/Ranma's best friend who he
didn't know actually came from Kyoto, and not Guildford as he usually
claimed, and is in fact female.

Fenchurch would be Akane Tendo, Arthur/Ranma's true love, for whom some
people would disagree with me...

Which would mean that she gets lost forever due to a space travel 
accident - much sadder to you than to me, I'm sure...
 

Tricia McMillan (Call me Trillian) would be Shampoo, the seductive--  :P**

who artificially inseminates herself with semen that Arthur/Ranma has 
sold to pay for his space travel bills - now this gets _really_ 
juicy! :P
 

Zaphod Beeblebrox would be Mousse, which explains why he couldn't pilot the
Heart of Gold...

Yeah... not to mention how all those sharp objects keep cutting wires 
behind the control panel. :)

Mousse isn't a very close match to Zaphod personality-wise, though - 
I think Zaphod is actually closest to Principal Kunou.
 

Slartibartfast would be Cologne, the fjord designer...

Frankie Mouse and Benjy Mouse would be Tatewaki and Kodachi Kuno...  ('Nuff
said.  :)

Tatewaki Kunou - Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz

They're both about as thick-headed as they come, and they both have a 
penchant for bad poetry.  What else could you possibly want?
 
Kodachi, personality-wise, seems rather like the 'daughter' that 
Arthur gets in "Mostly Harmless".

For a scary thought, how about LinLin and RanRan as the two mice? :)
Maybe Pink and Rink?

And, last but not least, Marvin would be Ryouga Hibiki, with Ki-blasts the
size of a planet.

And, due to the fact that he's always wandering lost through the 
space-time continuum, he's been around several times longer than the 
universe itself. :)

Couldn't nail that one any better if you tried! :)
 

At least, that's my take on it.
^_-;;

How about Pantyhose Wowbagger, the Infinitely Prolonged?

Due to the fact that he doesn't know how to handle his immortality, 
and due to the fact that he has a stupid name, he goes about trying 
to insult every living organism in the universe.

I'm probably going to get flayed alive for this, but how about Kasumi 
as the cow in the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?  I mean, who 
else could maintain such a matter-of-fact tone in the face of what's 
about to happen to her?

This is the story of an otaku named Blade who has inadvertantly been
killed multiple times by the anime/manga character Ranma. Now, join 
Blade on his quest for REVENGE!!!!

I *really* want to see that one!

(Well, it might explain a few things. :P:)
 
(And besides, I just couldn't resist this one. :P  Blade, if you 
should ever chance to read this, please accept my humblest apologies.)

Anyway, I think we're getting a bit out of our Prefect-ure here. :)

I agree with you, multiplied a Trillian times...  ;)

Uhhh... is that an American Trillian or a British Trillian?

I think _somebody_ needs to apologize for the inconvenience... :)

- Sean Connor (connor@meena.cc.uregina.ca)

        "It jams." - Intel TV ad, referring to the Pentium chip.