Subject: Re: [FFML] "SPAM IS HELL...."
From: redneck@txdirect.net (Redneck Gaijin)
Date: 5/8/1997, 1:01 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

You don't like the way Akane is portrayed?  Then stop *bitching* about
it and write your *own* fic that portrays Akane the way *you* want. 
That's the entire point of fanfiction, to write a scenario that you want
to see and see how others react to it, not to complain about how this
should be that.  So stop the spam and just WRITE.


Redneck: NEVER!! HAHAHAHA!

I'll hold this list hostage! I'll post the Top 100 Reasons Why Darkfics Are
Evil! NOTHING WILL STOP MY HOLY CRUSADE!!

(*WHAM!WHAM!WHAM!*)

(The door behind Redneck breaks through, revealing
Akane-the-Homocidal-Maniac holding a glowing giant hammer.)

Akane: Heeeeeeeere's Akane!

Redneck: ...except that. Pardon me while I start running terribly fast...


---Redneck (leaping backyard fences in a single bound)

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