*Sung by Happosai to the tune of "Do You Hear the People Sing?" 
from Les Miserables.

Les Miserables is the property of Andrew Lloyd Webber and a lot of other
people who worked for or with it.  This is only a parody.  Please don't
sue me.


"Do you Hear the Panties Sing?"


Do you hear the panties sing?
Singing a tale of pretty girls?
It is the music of the panties
Who will not be worn again! 
When the beating of my heart
Echoes the throbbing of my loins
There is a hope about to grow
When the master comes!

Will you join in my crusade?
Who will be smart and join with me?
Beyond the laundry room
There's is a world they long to see!

Then join in my quest
That will give them the right to be free!

Do you hear the panties sing?
Singing a tale of witty girls?
It is the music of the panties
Who will not be torn again!
When the creaking of my bones
Echoes the panties left alone
There is a hope that cannot die
When the master comes!

I will give all I can give
And I will try with all my might
Some will drop and some will stain
But I will not give up the fight!
The sweat and the tears
as I bring them back into the light!

Do you hear the panties sing?
Singing a tale of gross neglect?
It is the music of the panties
Who will not be scorned again!
When the heating of my ki
Echoes the burning of my soul
Just you wait till tomorrow night
When the master comes!