One of the responses that I got from calling Ranma a wench what "Here we
have the Pool of Drowned No-Brand Hero."  So I thought of the guide's speech
for that one.

Here sirs, we have the Greenwoodnichuan-Spring of Drowned No-Brand Hero.

Verrrry tragic story of young boy that fall in love with woman, only have
her marry his brother.  Boy get ulcer and miss first month of school, and
when finally get to school, he in Ryokurin Dorm, which fill with wacky
people.  Him get a verrrry strange roommate what look like pretty young girl
but really a man.  Sir, it very bad you fall in spring...

JD
Paladin of The Holy Pair
Verbena Mage
No-Brand Hero
Homepage <http://rvcc.raritanval.edu/~jfarber/>

Life is a disease: Sexually transmitted and always fatal.
But that doesn't mean that you can't enjoy it!
	-Death, 'Death Talks about Life'