Subject: [spamage]Have these fics been done?
From: Josh
Date: 5/6/1997, 5:45 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Have any of these fics been done?:

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Two housholds, both alike in dignity,
        In fair Neima, where we lay our scene,
>From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
        Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
>From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
        A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
        So with their death bury their parents's strife.
The fearful passage of their death-marke'd love,
        And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
        Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
        What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to
                 mend.
------Ranma and Juliet ... I mean Akane---------------
        =======CAST=========
Escalus (prince of Nerima) - Principal Kuno
Paris (nobleman, kinsmanto prince) - Tatewaki Kuno
Mantague - Genma
Capulet - Soun
Romeo - Ranma
Mercutio - Ryoga
Benvolio - Ukyo
Tybalt - Mousse
Balthasar - Gosunguki
Samson - Hiroashi
Gregory - Diasuki
Peter - Shinosuki
Abraham - Pantyhose Taro
Friar Lawrence - Dr. Tofu
Friar John - Jusenkyo Guide
Lady Montague - Nodaka
Lady Capulet - Soun's wife?
Juliet - Akane
Nurse - Kasumi
Apocathary - Happosai
***********************NEXT********************
        The large crowd murmers as several women ride
their horses through.
        "It's Shampoo."
        "Can't be, not tall enough."
        Shampoo and her colleges ride their horses up to 
the three women standing to the side.  One of the women,
the strongest looking, turns to Shampoo and asks, "Where
is your homage?"
        Shampoo stands tall in her saddle, and tells the 
woman, "For assembling this army, I give thanks."
        "If you wish to join this army, you'll give homage!"
        Shampoo turns to the group, who have already begun
to leave the field, "If this is your army, why does it flee?"
        "We didn't come to fight for them!" one calls out.
        "I am Shampoo."
        "Can't be, Shampoo is seven feet tall!"
        "I heard, seven feet tall, kills men by the hundreds,
and if she were here, she'd consume the chinese with
fireballs from her eyes, and lightning balls from her
arse!"  Shampoo yells out sarcastically.  "I am Shampoo!"
        Shampoo rides in front of the crowd and addresses 
them.  "I see, before me, a whole army of my fellow 
country men in difance of tyranny.  What will you do without
freedom?  Will you fight?!"
        "No, will run ... and live"  one calls out.
        "True, fight and you may die, run and you'll live ... at 
least for a while."  her voice begins to escalate, "And dying in
your beds, many years form now, would you give All Those 
Days From Then Till Now, FOR ONE CHANCE, JUST ONE, TO
TELL OUR ENEMIES THAT THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT
THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FFRREEEDDDOOMMMM!!!!!"  

-------------------AMAZON BRAVEHEART---------------------------

**********LAST ONE*************************
        "Kasumi!!"
        "Yes, Daddy?"
        "Nabiki!!"
        "Hm?"
        "Akane!!  Where is that girl?"
        Panting after her jog, Akane throws off her clothes
and tosses on a pair of jeans and a T-shirt before her
workout clothes hit the ground.  "Hi, I'm Ho-o-ome!" she calls
and in the next second, she begins to play the piano.
        "There you go, Akane."  Nabiki says from behind her,
"No wonder all the boys think you're so wierd."
        "So why should I care?  Not everybody thinks the world
revolves around boys, Nabiki."
        "No?" Nabiki says, turning around innocently, "Then
I guess this wouldn't interest *you*."

        "Contract?!" yells out Akane.
        "Yes, with the son of a good friend of mine.  The son's
name is Ranma Saotome."
        "Never heard of him." Nabiki says dryly.
        "New talent," he responds and in the same breath 
replies to everyone, "If one of you girls were to duet with
him, and carry on the recording studio, the Tendo 
legacy would be secure."

<You know how it turns out, just subtitute music for martial
arts and then shake it up a bit>
----------------------Ranma 1/2 - That Thing He Does -----------

So have any of these been made yet?

                                                                Josh