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writing.
This is my first Attempt at a fanfic - I need C&C
(unfortunately that's comments and criticism)
Please send me responses to this at TnekG@aol.com
(I will respond to flames by crying)
I also need people who are willing to proofread for me.
Ranma 1/2 is the creation of Rumico Takahashi: My use of her
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profit amusement of other Ranma 1/2 fans out there. No Infringement
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intended: If you like this stuff go buy the real thing it's better; and the
cash will make Viz happy.
Ps. - this is a continuation fic - meant to pick up at the end of volume
38 - unfortunately I have only read synopsis's of 38 - my copy should
be in about the time pigs learn to fly (And Mecha P-chan doesn't count)
Quick notes:
"" - quotes for spoken text.
<<>> - thought bubbles.
{} - sound effects.
--------------Begin Episode 2 -----------------------------
Ranma 1/2 - Actions Speak Louder
Episode 2: What it means to be a man!
The dawn found Akane up on her morning run. Ranma and Genma
were sparring in the yard, but neither had managed to gain an
advantage yet. Nodoka and Kasumi were preparing breakfast for the
families (by common consent Akane was not notified until breakfast was
ready). Soun sat on the porch reading the morning paper and brushing
his teeth in the morning sun. Nabiki had awoken after everyone else
and was still stumbling about zombie-like.
"Come on Boy! Is that the best you can do?"
"Oh have we started Oyajii? I was still stretching!"
"Right! Come at me then!"
As Akane re-entered the Dojo grounds Ranma and Genma were in
midair exchanging kicks and punches at a blinding rate.
<<I wish I could do that>>
She made her way into the house to get a bath. She smiled as
she heard them both crash into the Koi pond.
<<Serves them right, showoffs.>>
Akane apologized to Ranma during breakfast.
"Ranma, I'm sorry about dinner last night I..."
"Don't worry I wouldn't expect gourmet cuisine, much less edible food,
from a kawaiikune tomboy like you."
"Like a baka like you would know cuisine if it bit you!"
"Yours probably would!"
{WHAM} Which is when she hit him with the table.
After breakfast had been cleared away and Ranma's bruises
attended to, Nodoka called her son into the kitchen.
"Ranma was it really necessary for you to insult Akane when she was
trying to apologize to you"
".. Gomen .. It's just when .. I have trouble controlling what I say
around her."
"Very well, but let me say something. While I accept the fact that
your father has raised you to be a man among men, I do not think he
has raised you to be a gentleman; and I will not have a barbarian for
a son."
"H- Hai"
"Don't act so frightened; I'm not threatening you. But I do ask as
your mother that you try to be more polite to Akane while we stay here.
We are, after all, her families guests."
"Hai. But what if?"
"No buts - you can manage to be polite to her for a few weeks. I think
you will find that it is habit forming. Now - off to school with you!"
"Hai, see you after school mother!"
Ranma's little tete-a-tete with his mother had him running
late for school again. He grabbed his bag and started to run when he
realized that Akane was waiting for him at the gates. He slowed down
and fell into step beside her. Akane had P-chan with her this morning;
she still looked a little angry. They walked for a while in silence.
Ranma once again was beside Akane and not walking the fence above her.
"Ranma is something bothering you?"
"No, just thinking about something my mom asked me to do."
"Oh, some family honor thing?"
"You might say that. Hey - speaking of promises - I promised a friend
I would find out what a word meant."
"What word is that?"
"Neutered? I think that's what he said."
"Ranma? You don't.. haven't you had a pet before?"
"Um, no. Not unless you count pop."
"Uh, well - Neutered is when you have a pet fixed so they can't have
children. It makes them more passive and less likely to run away. As
a matter fact I'm taking P-chan to the vet today!"
Ranma had started to stare at Akane, then P-chan. As his gaze
swiveled back and forth it was obvious he was trying to suppress
something. P-chan for his part had his eyes wide in shock and was
staring at Akane in a kind of dread fascination.
"And. Hmmpmph. How do they manage this? Tehhmmpph"
"BWEEE!"
"Well, I'm not sure. But in agriculture class they discussed how it
was done on farm animals like bulls."
"And that is??"
"Well, this is really gross, but they take this really small plastic
band and...."
After a few more words P-chan fainted. Ranma had all he could
do to keep from collapsing himself. He was restraining himself from
laughing by not breathing and it was beginning to show.
"So who wanted to know Ranma? Why was this 'friend' of yours so
curious?"
"Oh maybe Ryoga wants to know because of his dog. Mphph."
"Oh but Shirokuro has such cute puppies!"
"Don't worry Akane- I guarantee you that once he knows what it means
he'll be completely against it."
"Poor P-chan has passed out- I really am overdue to take him to the
vet. Ranma!!! What's so funny?!?!?"
Ranma rolled on the ground gasping for air, occasionally
stopping to bawl in mirth until he once again had himself under
control.
"S-s-s-sorry, he, heh but I wasn't expecting it to mean that. It's
kinda funny ..."
"Ranma don't be such a fool - come on we're going to be late!"
Ranma surprised Akane by picking her up and leaping from roof
to roof towards the school. They made good time, and luckily avoided
any sign of Shampoo, the Golden Pair, Happosai, Taro, or feline
androids on bicycles. They made it to the school gates with a full
minute to spare.
Ranma gently set Akane down and dusted his hands. Akane turned and
looked at him; surprise evident on her face and P-chan comatose in her
arms.
"Ranma?"
Akane was shaking, something about Ranma holding her so close
bothered her. She would normally have flattened him for grabbing her
like that but the way he held her had frightened her badly. It felt like
she remembered her mother holding her; like the time on Mt. Phoenix when
Ranma had held her and told her that he hadn't had a chance to tell her
that he loved her. Of course the baka had denied everything later.
The school grounds were empty. All the students with any sense
whatsoever had learned how important it was to avoid the wrath of Miss
Hinako by not being tardy to class. This left only the foolish; the
suicidal and martial artists trying to beat the bell in by seconds every
morning. Ranma and Akane were obviously martial artists; however there
were always those who fit into more than one category.
"Hold Villainous Scoundrel! Sorcerous philanderer; prepare to be
Annihilated! Saotome Ranma you are lowest and vilest of all creatures
that creep across this fair earth. That you control the fate of lovely
Tendo Akane is enough to make the heavens weep! But that you also enslave
my beloved pig-tailed girl is more than any man worth the name could bear!
I have vowed that, even should it take my dying breath, I shall wrest them
from your grasp; furthermore I will defeat you in honorable combat- if a
base knave such as yourself could even be considered a participant in such.
The vengeance of heaven is slow but sure Saotome; but the vengeance of Kuno
Tatewaki is nigh upon you!"
Of course by this point Ranma's attention span had ended. Kuno ended
his rant bokken held high; only discover that he was alone- and late for
class....
"Delinquent!!! - You There ! Delinquent! Don't try to run!"
The sounds of Miss Hinako at play drifted over the campus of Furinkan
High.
In class Ranma noticed that Ukyou was absent - he wondered why she
didn't come to class today and briefly worried that she might have been hurt
worse than Dr. Tofu had said. Then some small part of him reminded that she
had almost hurt Akane. He sat in class for the rest of the day with a
thoughtful look; this caused no small measure of consternation within the
class. The Teacher, believing that he had finally against all odds reached
this student nearly had heart failure. Akane couldn't believe that Ranma
could actually be thinking about class; combined with the other weird things
he had done this morning had her confused - Ranma was acting ... ?nice?...
now that couldn't be right could it? Hiroshi and Daisuke were both whispering
about something but were unable to get Ranma to commit to more than a grunt
during the conversation.
By lunch time Ranma was back in normal form however. He sat with his
friends shoveling away food like a man starved. Akane sat with Yuri and (???)
(somebody give me Akane's other friend's name) quietly talking about what it
had been like to prepare for the wedding. It had taken a bit of work to get
her to talk about it, but now that she was getting over her initial
embarrassment
she was finding herself enjoying talking about everything that had to be done
and what her wedding dress was like.
Sometime during the discussion P-Chan woke up again. He sat listening
to the discussion for about 10 seconds and then reality caught up with him-
#1 he was supposed to be looking for Akari.
#2 If he stayed P-chan for the rest of the day it would be the last day he
spent as a whole man.
#3 He never wanted to see a rubber band again as long as he lived.
Yuri noticed P-chan trying to nonchalantly sneak out of Akane's bag and
climb down the rungs of the lunch room chair.
"Um Akane - does he normally do that?"
"No but he's been acting weird all day - and running away more than usual.
I'm taking him to the vet later to have him fixed."
Ryoga wanted to scream. Specifically he wanted to scream - I'M NOT
BROKEN! Of course this came out slightly different.
"Bwee Bwee Bweekn!"
"Is he ever mad! I guess he doesn't like that idea Akane."
P-chan managed to slip out of Akane's hands and ran down the center
of the lunch table. Skidding around bento boxes and lunch trays he was well
on his way to the door outside (which was open to let fresh air in) when he
found himself being hoisted into the air.
"Loose something Akane?"
"Thank you Ranma; I can't figure out why he's acting like this."
"Maybe he doesn't feel well. I bet a trip to the vet would do him some
good."
P-Chan shot Ranma an evil look. Ranma grinned back at the pig and
whispered as he handed him back to Akane.
"You brought this on yourself Ryoga! Anytime you're ready to tell the truth
just let me know."
"Ranma ! What did you say to him? He's gone all pale and shivering!"
"Well he's not trying to run off again is he?"
"Baka. Why can't you be nice to him?"
"Trust me Akane; I've tried to be."
The rest of the day was a blur for Akane. The time spent in china
combined with missing school for all the other foolishness Ranma had gotten
her into had her almost hopelessly behind in her classes. She was working
hard though and it looked like she would be able to make up enough work to
pass all of her classes. Ranma however? Did he even realize how much he had
missed.? Probably would be just like that bakayarou to fail and have to
repeat a year or go to summer school. Akane to resolved to check with Ranma
about his classes later. After all it would be real embarrassing to have an
iinazuke who couldn't pass his sophomore year of high school.
Home Ec. Class always relaxed Akane. Today's project was supposed
to be an easy one; one of the courses that the students would have to
perfect as part of their final grade. Akane got to work with her usual
enthusiasm. Soon vegetables, spices, pieces of countertop, lighter fluid
and anything else too slow or too stupid to not get out of her way was
dancing merrily in a cooking pan. She only started two fires and the
explosion was a minor one; so she felt she was making significant progress
since the last time she had tried the recipe.
After school Ranma and Akane parted ways. Akane took P-chan to the vet;
Yuri going along to keep her company; and Nabiki following(for her own
reasons).
Ranma headed to the Ucchan - he had told Akane he wanted to talk to Ukyou
about
what had happened. Akane was of course suspicous but let the point drop.
The Ucchan was a mess. Through the front door Ranma could see that most
of the furniture inside had been smashed. The shop curtain hadn't been put up
today; and it was apparent that someone had made only the most cursory
attempts
at cleaning up the broken glass and wood splinters inside.
Ranma went around back and saw that the curtains on Ukyous apartment
were closed. He wasn't sure if he really wanted to see her right now; part of
him was worried about her as a friend, but lately, ever since the wedding, he
found himself wondering how well he really knew her. Why would someone he
considered his best friend act like that? He knew she wanted him to consider
her his true fiancee, but that had never seemed that important to him, or to
be any kind of obstacle to thier frindship. It was painfully obvious now that
for her the situation had been much more important.
So - as a friend he needed to be with Ukyou right now for her sake.
But as an iinazuke?
A few moments later a delicate hand scratched at the window of Ukyou's
apartment. Her red ponytail hanging below her Ranma-chan waited for an answer
as
she hung from the roof.
Things were going badly for Akane, at the vet's she found out that
P-chan would have to stay overnight; but the Vetrenarian did compliment her
on
being a resposible pet owner. Nabiki had talked her way into the operating
room,
saying that she needed a few photo's for the animal husbandry report she had
as
a semester final project in biology. P-chan had but up a mighty struggle when
he saw the nurse coming with a needle, but in the end he was peacefully
dozing;
awaiting his turn in surgery. Akane and Yuri sat in the waiting room for a
brief
while. Shortly Nabiki joined them; she had an odd expresion.
"Well Akane I have good news and bad news; which do you want to hear first?"
"What happend? Is P-chan OK?"
"Yes, he'll be fine - thats the good news. The bad news is that the doctor
must
not have used enough Anesthesia; when they were washing P-chan for surgery he
woke up."
"Oh no - did he hurt himself?"
"No.... the nurse was so surprised that she dropped him. He escaped out the
back
door and into the alley- the doctor was so surprised that he fainted."
"Didn't anyone try to catch him?" Yuri asked.
"Yes, I did but other than a couple of very interesting photos - no luck."
"Oh poor P-chan; he must be so scared"
"He'd bett- I mean yes he probably is."
After a short fruitless search Nabiki conviced the girls to head back to
the Tendo's. She told Akane that most likely P-chan would find his way back
there eventually. Ranma-chan returned a short time later; for some reason she
hadn't bothered to change back. She sat on the porch waiting for the water
kettle to warm.
"Ranma?"
"Yes, Nabiki?"
"How long have you known?"
"Since the second day he was here. Why did you think I kept treating him like
that?"
"I thought it was just machismo.. but this is worth every yen you promised.
Akane doesn't know does she?"
Ranma actually smiled at that.
"Would he and I be living here if she did?"
"Maybe, but it would be a lot more painfull. How much is it worth to ya for
me
not to tell her. After all I can't let someone take advantage of my sister
like
that."
"Tell her if you want, I just promised I wouldn't say anything."
"You must be kidding."
"I have my reasons, but promise me one thing Nabiki, if you tell her - I want
a picture of the expression on his face when he finds out she knows."
As the kettle began to whistle Ranma stepped back into the house. Soon
he was in the Dojo; practicing his kata's and shadowboxing in a transparent
attempt to unwind. After it became obvious even to him that this wasn't going
to help he dropped into simple stretching exercises and then into breathing
training. Finally he gave up and just lay on the floor staring at the
ceiling.
Physical action wasn't helping at all and he couldn't think of any way to
make
himself feel better about what he had done. It was unlikely that Ryouga would
forgive him anytime soon (if ever). It was also possible the Ukyou would
never
speak to him again. At one time he wouldn't have worried so much about it but
he had come to realize how obsessive his best friend was. She had after all
dedicated ten years of her life to a manhunt for him and his father, and had
given all of that away when he called her cute. Within a week she had opened
a restruant in his neigborhood just to be close to him. Come to think of it
in every situation that didn't concern him she could be perfectly rational;
but somehow whenever he was involved she was just as crazy as Shampoo.
Come to think of it Shampoo wasn't that bad, when she wasn't trying to
get him, either. Neither was Akane - everybody talked about how sweet and
kind
she was to everybody but him. This brought a disturbing thought, maybe the
problem was him? He had thought that he was living his life right; he was a
gifted martial artist; had tried to live Honorably (and considering that he
had his fater as his only example and chaperone for over ten years he didn't
feel that he had done that bad of a job of becoming a man. But his mothers
comments this morning, along with what Ukyou had said had shaken something
fundamental for him; his confidence. He knew he hadn't set out to decieve
anyone about how he felt, well there was that incident with Shampoo and the
reversal jewel...
"Ranma? Are you ok?"
Akane had been saying something from the dojo door. Ranma was so deep
into his own mullings over what had been and what could have been that he
didn't
hear her. Once he knew she was there though he just listened to the way her
voice
sounded; something about the tonal quality of it combined with his mood made
him
lay there and enjoy it like music drifting through.
"Good grief - you havn't managed to knock yourself out have you?"
Akane giggled at the thought and walked over to Ranma and stood over him.
She didn't know wheather to be concerned or amused. Ranma was clearly out of
it for
some reason. His Grey-blue eyes stared up at her with no sign of recognition.
His
mouth was pursed in a serious frown that she had rarely seem on his face. It
was
like someone had knocked him out cold without laying a hand on him.
Considering the
company that Ranma kept; that was even a distinct possibility. Since he was
breathing
fine she just watched him for a moment.
"You know- Those polka dots still don't suit you."
Akane blushed furiously, she had been concerned about him and he.. and he!
"Dry up and DIE RANMA!"
Ranma kippup'd adroitly; rolling away from Akane's kick as he stood. For a
few
furious seconds he concentrated only on dodging. When Akane was pissed it
took all his
effort to remain uncontused. Apparently he inspired her to new levels of
ability for
all the wrong reasons. But for the moment he was enjoying himself, he was
smiling again
(which only mad Akane madder) and ducking and weaving around the dojo
bouncing off the
walls and thowing out taunts as possible.
"Beeeda!"
"So Where were YOU all afternoon Pervert!"
"Went to Ukyou's like I told ya tomboy!"
"What No Ucchan this time Baka."
Ranma stopped.
"No - No Ucchan, maybe not ever again."
Akane was surprised enough that she put mallet-sama back to whever
she kept it.
"What do you mean? Is she Okay? Did I hurt her?"
"No - I hurt her Akane, more than I ever meant to. And Pop hurt her all
those years ago by betraying a promise to her. She's... not going to be
around here for a while, maybe not ever again. And I won't be going to
Ucchans anymore."
"What happened Ranma?"
"We talked- honestly... Um Akane I kinda don't want to talk about this
anymore, could we just spar a bit more?"
So they practiced. Akane was confused. She wanted to know what had
happened. As much as she resented Ukyou sometimes she was a friend. Akane had
forgiven Ukyou almost as soon as she saw how sorry she was. She was still mad
but considering the circumstances around the wedding and Ukyous rather unique
relation to the Saotomes she could understand in a way how she had reacted.
Shortly she remebered why she had been so mad at Ranma in the first
place. The only warning Ranma had was a brief flash of red and then Akane had
cold cocked him across the room. He bounced off the wall, astounded that she
had gotten the drop on him again. This time he saw it - the faint pinkish
outline around Akane. She was manifesting a battle aura! And she was using it
in a way he was unfamiliar with. She was boosting her speed to the point
where
she was a threat to Ranma, and her strenght to the level that should be able
to wrestle him or Ryouga. He was so shocked that he stopped dead in his
tracks
and just stared at her trying to figure out how she was doing it. If he could
master whatever ability she had he would be able to take himself to levels of
ability he had only dreamed of!
{{{WHAMMMMM}}}}}
That thought was with Ranma as he shot into L.E.O. care of Akane
express.
<<No wonder she's able to boot me so far. >>
As soon as Ranma landed he startedback for the dojo- this was more
important than honor or iinazuke's! This was a new technique!
He ran through the center of Nerima dodging pedistrians and trafic
by using rooftops wherever possible. As he streaked by he was unaware of two
figures following him as best they could.
At the Tendo residence Ranma was desperately looking for Akane.
"Nabiki quick! Where's Akane?"
"In there Ranma-" Nabiki pointed and went back to her magazine.
Ranma was already running though, and in his haste he neglected
to notice that Nabiki had pointed into the bathroom. He threw the door open
and without a second thought stepped inside.
"Akane how did?...eep"
<<I'm a dead man.>>
Akane had been enjoying a nice hot soak after practice. her first
reaction of embarassment had worn off about 9.3 nanoseconds ago and she was
now in full bore annighilate mode.
"HENTAIIIIIIIIIII!"
In an immodest move deserving of much lewder desription; she leapt
from the tub and grabbed Ranma by his shirt collar and belt and prepared to
throw him bodily from the room. Ranma locked his hands and feet in the
doorframe and prepared for the worst. This had the unexpected and undesired
effect of keeping him exactly where he was and allowing Akane (with some
considerable effort) to rip his clothes clean off him. As Ranma stood there
wearing only what he had been born with the full situation registered on him
as he felt an errant breeze play across his backside.
"eep"
<<Time to run for it>>
Akane's momentary shock had worn off. Somehow (she couldn't imagine
how) the pervert had managed to get into the bathroom with her and he was
NAKED! With an inarticuate cry of rage she began to chase him grabbing for
the first thing that came to hand. As the washbucket hit him Ranma had some
difficultys. After all it's hard to stay at top speed while changing gender
and with a bucket on your head. Blinded by soap bubbles (and a bucket)
Ranma-chan failed to notice she was heading outdoors.
Nabiki nearly had heart failure. Streaking by (and I do mean
streaking by) was Ranma-chan wearing only a bucket and a look of sheer
horror.
Close behind was Akane who - against all probabilty - was also buck naked
and carrying what looked to be a three foot tall Tanuki statue as if it were
a deadly weapon and screaming bloody murder.
<<Must find Camera - Where is that Damn Camera!>>
Later. No make that MUCH Later, after everyone had been calmed down and
Akane had finished her bath; the families sat at dinner. Ranma was quietly
but
quickly eating. he didn't look up at Akane for the entire meal and a few
bruises
were evident on his face. Akane for her part ate quietly and with little sign
of
emotion. Soun and Genma congratulated each other on how close their children
were
becoming, Nodoka seemed more dubious. Kasumi was calm as always, but Nabiki,
Nabiki looked like she couldn't decide to laugh or cry. She had the most
glorious,
exploitable, income generating pictures of her entire career, and for the
life of
her she couldn't decide if she should sell it or blackmail them with it.
There was a knock at the door. Kasumi got up to answer it.
"Oh My! How nice to see you two again! Please come in! We're sitting down to
dinner
Right now but I might be able to find enough for to more - I'm sure you're
hungry!"
"Thank you Kasumi- " a failiar voice said.
"Thank you Oneechan" said another female voice.
Everyone was staring at Kasumi's back waiting for her to move. As Karume
and Natsumi stepped into the Tendo household for the second time this spring
everyone stared.
"We're back - and we are ready to challenge you for the right to carry on the
dojo
Akane." Karume said simply.
-------------------------end Chapter 2-----------------------