Shouldn't you give everyone a fair shake?

Sorry - but with around 6 billion people on this earth, I can't just 
go around and shake everyone. :)
 

How would _Ukyou_ have reacted in Akane's position?

How would _Ukyou_ have reacted if she was forcibly engaged to someone she
didn't know?

How would _Ukyou_ have reacted if she had been kidnapped and threatened to
be turned into a duck?

How would _Ukyou_ have reacted in any other event Akane had to endure?

For that matter, how would *any* of Ranma's other fiancees had reacted? 
Much more violently than Akane, I would imagine.

Possibly...  I doubt it, though.
 

And Mr. Connor, if you're still looking for a fanfic in which Ukyou is
portrayed as a saint, try Sean Gaffney's "Glory Box".

Uhhh... did you happen to notice that it was posted to the list on 
April 1st?

And, as I recall, she was the Messiah, not a saint. :) 

- Sean Connor (connor@meena.cc.uregina.ca)

        "It jams." - Intel TV ad, referring to the Pentium chip.