Don't blame me for this one....  Blame AlberCrombie, the Hentai Gopher
(gopher@aol.net)....

The ultimate all-time BGC crossover:

"Miami Knights"

Starring

Bea Arthur as Priss
Rue McClanahan as Linna
Betty White as Nene

and Estelle Getty as Sylia Stingray

For those of you who have no idea who these women are....  ever see "Golden
Girls"?

(Glares at Jeanie and AlberCrombie for a long moment. Then...)

*RIGHT!*

RELEASE THE VICIOUS DOGS!!!

(A pack of T2000 Beagleators burst out of their reinforced vanadium steel
cages and take up the chase. Wyrm activates MANTIS armor and cocks WSTE-M7
shotgun. He's loaded for gopher.)

If you even have a glimmer of a thought to actually write this, I will
baste you in brown gravy and lock you in a cage with a pack of wolverines
that are high on angel dust.

You have been warned.

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##   ## ##   ## #######  ##   ##  AKA Tom Jefferys, Time Lord for Hire
##   ##  #   #   ##   ## ### ###    "Have TARDIS; Will Travel."
## # ##   ###    #####   ## # ##  Weilder of ANVIL and SPAM! Breaker of
### ###    #     ##  ##  ##   ##  <wyrm@mail.utexas.edu>      the Mold!
##   ##   ###   ###   ## ##   ##    <JEFFERYSTR@rascal.guilford.edu>
Spring of Drowned Cannon-Fodder "You'd better find a cure quick!"
Darwin was wrong: Man is still an ape!