Fun!  After reading a darkfic from Mako, I needed something with no 
emotional content or complexity to get my mind back on track for the 
excitment of the microeconomics final I'm about to take.  One silly 
little question: why did you have Plum/Lizi explain in the narration that 
she could speak proper English while she doesn't?  That just gives the 
whole thing a level of complexity that detracts from the general 
mindlessness of the monstrosity.  Also, is the actor a made up character?
								-M