Subject: [fanfic][ranma][wip]Alternative Reality #2: Antithesis
From: Michael Chen
Date: 5/1/1997, 10:56 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

I thank Andrew Huang for contributing the title.  

Below are very rough drafts for Chapters 5 - 9.  Enjoy.  These are
definitely not the final copies, as on skimming through I could not help
but notice some awkward places as well as places where the plot ran a
little thin.

Chapter 5

    After school, Hiroshi handed Ranma five 1000 yen bills.  "There,
 have all of my savings.  So are you going to do it?"  Ranma took 
the bills, and counted them briefly before putting them into his 
wallet.  Calmly, Ranma walked over to a public telephone, and 
dialed.  Hiroshi seemed quite angry.  "Ranma, I thought..."  Ranma 
silenced Hiroshi with his hand, and for a few minutes, Ranma spoke 
quietly into the phone.

    Ranma hung up the telephone, and nodded to Hiroshi.  "I think 
we can do something.  You're coming over to my house now.  But we 
have to stop at Hikaru Gosenkugi's house.  I have to pick up some 
things from there."

    About an hour later, Ranma walked out of Hikaru's house, 
carrying a moderate sized box.  Ranma had to stop a couple time to 
catch his breath.  Hiroshi looked at Ranma.  "Hey, what's in the 
box?"

    Ranma dropped the box.  "A couple transceivers and some 
observation tools."  Ranma opened the box, revealing various small 
cameras and listening devices.  Ranma pulled out a parabolic 
microphone.  "Hmmm, I always wanted one of these."

    Hiroshi stared at the stuff in front of him.  "So what are they 
for?"  Ranma stared at Hiroshi for a moment.

    "They are for you.  Like everyone knows, you go mute around 
girls.  I'm going to tell you what to say around Nabiki."  Hiroshi 
nodded knowingly.  Ranma took a glance at his watch.  "Well, 
knowing Nabiki, she likes to be punctual.  We have to hurry.  You 
have a business meeting with her back at school."  Ranma also knew 
that the school gymnastics team's practice going to be over soon.

    Ranma walked with Hiroshi into the school yard, and he paused 
to place the small ear piece into Hiroshi's ear as well as his own. 
 "Can you hear me?"  Hiroshi heard Ranma's voice through the ear 
piece.  Hiroshi nodded.  "Ok, Nabiki should be in the back lot, 
waiting for you.  It's her standard meeting place."

    Ranma lounged around the entrance of the school, and within 
minutes of Hiroshi's departure, Ranko showed up with her friends.  
Ranko looked at Ranma critically for a moment.  "Ranma!  What are 
you doing here?"

    Ranma smirked sheepishly.  "I'm sorry, Ranko.  I forgot to tell 
you, but Ryoga wanted to meet you today in the park about..."  
Ranma looked at his watch, and feigned surprise.  "... an hour ago. 
 I'm so sorry, but I completely forgot about that, and well, you 
know..."  Ranma shrugged his shoulders at Ranko.

    Ranko grumbled internally, despite her brother's intelligence, 
he could still be such an idiot.  "No problem."  Ranko turned to 
her friends.  "Hey, I think I'm going to go for a jog.  So, I won't 
be able to go home with you.  Ok?"  Ranko waved goodbye and she ran 
from a the school at a pace far more faster than a jog.

* * *

    Ranko paused at a tree to catch a breath.  She had probably 
combed every single inch of the park for Ryoga, and there was still 
no sign of him.  'Great, he probably went home or something.'  
Ranko looked around, but the vast greenery around her didn't 
divulge any information about the whereabouts of Ryoga.  'Damn it!' 
 Ranko kicked a rather large rock, and it went sailing into the 
bushes.

    Seconds later, there was a thud, and the sound of a person 
collapsing onto the floor.  Ranko practically swore, and she tore 
her way through the bushes, and by some freak coincidence, there 
was Ryoga, lying on the ground, with a rock on his head.  Ranko 
didn't know whether to panic or not.

* * *

    "Ok, Hiroshi.  All you need to do is walk up to Nabiki and sit 
down next to her.  Chances are, she won't know about you.  She 
probably hasn't even heard about you."  Ranma was sitting on a 
bench, peering through a pair of binoculars.

    Hiroshi muttered under his breath.  "Thanks for your 
encouraging words, Ranma."

    "Remember, whatever you do, do not respond to me, or my 
questions.  The only person there is Nabiki."  Ranma grumbled for a 
moment, and refocused the binoculars

    "S..."  Hiroshi had to shut himself up.

    "Great, just sit down next to Nabiki, and I'll take over from 
there.  Just remember, she isn't really into the touchy feelly 
stuff.  You will not move until I tell you."  Ranma could see 
Hiroshi's head bob up and down once through the binoculars.  "Great,
 consider yourself to have a new girlfriend."

* * *

    "Oh dear, Ryoga, I'm so sorry."  Ranko gingerly touched the 
bruise that was on the side of Ryoga's face.  Ryoga laughed 
nervously as he shrugged off the pain easily.

    "Oh, Ranko, it's nothing.  I'm just so happy that you showed up.
"  Ryoga sat down.  "I was worried that you'd never show up."  
Ryoga rested his head in his hands, but he recoiled slightly when 
he touched his bruise.

    "I'm surprised that you waited for me."  Ranko considered 
whether she should tell the truth about her brother forgetting the 
message, but she decided to cover for her brother.  "I don't know, 
but Ranma told me before he left school, and I just forgot.  I'm so 
sorry."  Ranko looked shamefully at the ground.

    Ryoga panicked.  "Err, well,"  he started to laugh nervously.  
"I don't mind.  The important thing was that you came."  Ranko had 
to smile.

* * *

    Nabiki looked up, and found that a boy that she had never seen 
walk up to her.  "You're Hiroshi?  Right?"  There seemed to be a 
long delay before the boy actually acknowledged Nabiki's existence.

    "Oh yeah, I'm Hiroshi."  Hiroshi laughed nervously, before 
settling down on the bench.

    Ranma muttered.  "Baka."  He then slapped his forehead.  
"Hiroshi, show some balls now!  Nabiki likes her men to at least 
have a little spine."  Hiroshi tightened up a little.

    "So what did you come here for?"  Nabiki asked Hiroshi, as she 
preyed on an apple.

    Ranma whispered carefully into the transmitter.  "I am 
interested in borrowing some money.  Well, I am more interested in 
taking back some money that you've wrongfully taken from me."

    Hiroshi's recitation was less than spectacular.  "I'm 
interested in... borrowing some...money.  Well, actually, um, I 
think I am more interested in taking back some...money that you've..
.wrongfully taken from me."    Ranma heard through his ear piece 
the choppy version that Hiroshi said.

    This was going to be a harder task than what he thought.

* * *

    Ranko looked at Ryoga.  "Really?  You're happy that I just 
showed up?"  Ryoga nodded furiously, like a puppy more than happy 
to see it's master.  Well sure Ranko liked Ryoga, but the fact that 
she was very important to him was even more of a turn on.

    "Great!"  Ranko exclaimed, but then she silenced herself.  
"Well, it's sort of funny.  I always had a crush on you."  She 
giggled, as Ryoga turned red.

    "R-r-really?"  Ryoga had heard Ranma, but was sort of 
distrustful of Ranma.  Perhaps it was all of the rumors that were 
circulating around school about Ranma's less than honorable 
business tactics.

    Ranko too blushed.  She nodded.  Ryoga seemed quite surprised.  
"You're really beautiful."  Unconsciously, he reached over, and 
felt Ranko's hair.  She blushed even more, and slapped him, 
knocking Ryoga on to the ground.

    "Oh, stop it, you're embarrassing me!"  Ranko's face by now 
probably had a ton of blood flowing through.

    "It's true!  I was wondering, whether you'd go out on a date 
with me.  But if you don't want to go with me, I can understand, 
because I was wrong for hitting your brother, and if you hate me 
for that..."  Ranko slapped Ryoga a few times.

    "Silly, Ranma practically said it was ok for me to go on a date 
with you!"  Ryoga seemed quite surprised.

    "He said that!"

    Ranko grabbed Ryoga and reeled him in.  "I don't think I can 
wait for that date.  Do you want it to start now?"  Ryoga nodded, 
as he was quite mesmerized with Ranko's beauty.  As he stared at 
Ranko's face, Ryoga thought to himself.  'Ranma, I take back every 
stinking bad word I said about you in my entire life.'

* * *

    Nabiki seemed intrigue.  "I owe you money?  And I have never 
really made a formal agreement with you.  How could I possible owe 
you any money."

    Ranma spoke into his hand set.  "Ok, take out the tape I gave 
you.  Whatever you do, don't let Nabiki get her hands on it.  And 
say what I say now..."

    Hiroshi was noticeably getting better at repeating what Ranma 
was saying.  "Let's say for starters, I've lost some 20000 yen to 
you through bets.  I think I'm entitled to have 50000 yen for 
damages and compensation.  This tape here is proof that you've 
rigged all of your gambling operations."

    Nabiki seemed extra calm.  "Is that so?  50,000 yen seems to be 
a stiff payment.  It's a good 150% interest."

    "As a result of the deals, I've lost my girlfriend, and I'm in 
debt with various other people.  I need to pay them back.  Besides, 
I think I deserve a small profit for your deception."  Hiroshi 
nodded his head somewhat jerkily.

    Nabiki looked at Hiroshi rather calmly.  "And what should 
happen if I don't agree?"

    Ranma spoke.  "Ok Hiroshi, looked her straight in the eye."  
Hiroshi looked at Nabiki, despite the fact her black pupils scared 
the hell out of him.

    "Then, shall we say, tomorrow, people will be getting a sampler 
of this tape in the mail."  Nabiki stared intrigued at the person 
across from him.  He had certainly managed to out think her, on 
this point though.  She had to think of a way to salvage her money, 
and perhaps earn something from him.

    "Oh great, I have to go home.  My father probably needs my help 
now."  Nabiki appeared to be thoughtful.  "You have presented a 
convincing case to me.  Meet me tonight at the café, 8:00 pm sharp. 
 I think we need to have a serious discussion about this matter."  
Hiroshi nodded his head, as Nabiki walked off.

* * *

    Ranma walked home in silence.  Not quite silence, because 
Hiroshi was next to him babbling like a fool.  "That was so cool 
Ranma!  I think your plan is working!  Do you think Nabiki is 
interested in me?"

    Ranma sighed, and shoved the rather heavy box filled with 
equipment into Hiroshi's hands.  Ranma then leaned against the 
fence and rubbed his eyes.  "Just be quiet Hiroshi, I have a 
fucking headache right now.  And to answer your question, yes, 
Nabiki is currently interested you on the professional level.  
Tonight, if everything goes smoothly, you'll have her hook, line, 
and sinker."  Ranma groaned.  "I think I need to take a nap or I 
can't do anything tonight."

    Hiroshi looked at Ranma as Ranma walked home clutching his head.
  He had to admit, his friend's plan was working quite perfectly.

* * *

    "Ranko!  You're home!  I was so worried about you."  Nodoka 
looked at Ranko, just to make sure her daughter was completely safe.
  Ranko didn't seem to care about her mother's overprotectiveness.

    "Mom, I just went on the best date today.  He was so sweet, and 
funny!"  Ranko sat down on the table, and sighed.  Nodoka had to 
smile, and she slid a cup of tea to Ranko.

    "So what happened?  You have to tell me."  Nodoka poured 
herself a cup of tea, and settled next to Ranko.  Before Ranko 
could even speak, someone yanked the door open and walked in.

    "And in comes Hurricane Ranma."  Ranko said quite 
uninterestedly.  "What happened Ranma?"

    Ranma waved back his sister and mother.  "Don't worry.  I think 
I'm going to go to my room, and collapse."  Ranma seemed quite 
shaken as he walked up the stairs.  Nodoka and Ranko could hear the 
door to Ranma's room slid shut.

    "He's been getting a lot of headaches, hasn't he?"  Nodoka 
asked.  Ranko nodded.  She knew that migraines could easily take 
out a person, especially Ranma.

    Ranma settled onto his bed, and found that his vision was going 
hazy.  He felt as if he was in a thick cloud, and couldn't find his 
way out.  Lying on the bed, Ranma closed his eyes and tried to 
sleep off the migraine.


* * *

    Ranma was bothered awake by the sound of his alarm clock 
screaming wildly.  It was 6:00 pm, which meant that he had 2 hours 
to get ready.  'Shit, I overslept.'  Ranma stood up quickly, and 
felt all the blood drain from his head.  Ranma almost fell back 
again.  'Damn, I still have that headache.'  Ranma sighed, and 
grabbing the bottle on the table next to him, he helped himself to 
a couple aspirins, which he swallowed dry.

    Ranma picked up the telephone, and quickly dialed.  He croaked 
into the phone.  "Is Hiroshi there?"  Ranma waited a bit, as 
presumably Hiroshi was given the telephone.  "Hey Hiroshi, are you 
ready?  I'm going to be over at your house."

    He heard Hiroshi's voice on the other end, sounding rather 
concerned.  "Hey, Ranma you don't sound so good.  You want to 
cancel tonight?  I mean if you're not up to it."

    Ranma cut him off.  "I'll be there.  And canceling the dinner 
would be suicide."  Ranma hung up the phone, grabbed his satchel, 
and was out the door.

    Ranma rushed down the stairs, surprisingly not stumbling once, 
and was out the door, before his mother or Ranko could protest.  
'Sorry, Ranko, Mother.'  He ran out, heedless of his mother's 
protests or Ranko's shouting.

* * *

    Ranma reached Hiroshi's house, gasping heavily for air.  
Hiroshi looked at Ranma, somewhat incredulously.  "Hey, man, you're 
going to push yourself to death.  Maybe we should cancel tonight."

    Ranma glared at Hiroshi.  "I told you that would be suicide.  
Postponing the date is the same as telling Nabiki you don't have 
any balls."  Ranma handed Hiroshi an envelope.  "Here, 15000 yen 
from my personal stash.  You'd better pay me back by the end of the 
year."

    Hiroshi opened the envelope and leafed the bills.  "What's with 
the cash?"  Ranma practically slapped himself.

    "It's to impress Nabiki you dolt.  And to emphasize the fact 
that you do have a lot of capital to burn.  It's make you seen even 
more useful to Nabiki.  It's to grab her interest, and then once we 
have her interest we can play with her emotions."  Hiroshi looked 
at Ranma who seemed unnaturally calm.  He had to shiver slightly 
when Ranma talked about emotions in such a neutral way.

    "Geesh, you make this sound like a surgical operation."  
Hiroshi grabbed the cash, and placed it into his thin wallet.

    "It is."  Ranma walked off.  "It would be a miracle for Nabiki 
to fall in love with you."

* * *

    Nabiki sat in the tiny booth, somewhat impatient.  She had to 
admit, what she saw of Hiroshi was quite interesting.  Despite his 
meek behavior, he did seem to have a rather interesting personality.
  And plus, he managed to win in their first minor faceoff.  'Well 
not for long.  I intend to make a profit tonight.'

    Promptly at 8:00 pm, the door to the café swung open, and in 
came Hiroshi walking in rather confidently.  Unknown to Nabiki, 
Ranma had entered the café some ten minutes earlier, disguised with 
a baseball cap and sunglasses.  He had ordered some cheap tea, and 
was seated about 4 chairs away from Nabiki.

    "Ok, Hiroshi, all you need to do is walk in, and sit down right 
next to Nabiki.  You just need to seem confident."  Hiroshi did as 
he told.  He walked up to Nabiki, and without even waiting for her 
to invite him to site down, he helped himself to a chair.  "Good.  
Just say hello to her."

    Hiroshi leaned back in his chair.  "Hi, Nabiki."

    Nabiki eyed Hiroshi.  "Hi, Hiroshi.  Please sit down."  Nabiki 
seemed to be somewhat intrigued by the boy's overconfidence.  
Usually, that meant that he had something valuable.  "So we want to 
talk business, right?"

    "Nod as if you are serious.  A very brief and simple up and 
down.  No tremoring."  Ranma hissed into his microphone.  Hiroshi 
did as he was told.

    "Very way, but if you want to, please indulge me.  I feel a 
need to play a bet.  Are you willing to bet that you are going to 
spend less than me tonight?"  Nabiki grinned to herself.  She was 
pretty sure that she could win.  Obviously, she had ordered some 
water, and since water was free, there was no way that she could 
loose.

    Ranma smiled ever so slightly.  "Bingo, Hiroshi, agree.  Keep 
in mind, you are going to purposely loose the bet."  Ranma quickly 
tabulated in his mind a menu.  "Hmmm, Hiroshi, just don't start 
ordering until I tell you.  We have to get this timed perfectly."

   An hour later, Nabiki found herself laughing at Hiroshi's 
rendition of a teacher's speech.  "Not only did he completely 
contradict himself in class, he made himself seem like an asshole 
to the entire PTA."  Nabiki had to smile somewhat, considering the 
amount of trouble that Hiroshi (in reality Ranma) had to go through 
to get a mean teacher kicked out of school.

    "Is that so?  I've never really done anything that big in my 
life.  I stick to running gambling operations.  I'm not really 
interested in messing around with others.  I guess I'm a true 
businesswoman."  Nabiki sipped some expresso, that Hiroshi had been 
kind enough to offer.

    Hiroshi looked at his watch.  "Oh my, I'd better be going back 
before my mother freaks out."  Hiroshi looked at the table, and 
smiled sheepishly.  "I guess I lost the bet.  I guess you'd want 
payment."  Hiroshi fished through his pockets, and tossed 10,000 
yen and a small micro-cassette onto the table.

    Nabiki's eyes opened slightly.  This certainly was a strange 
development.  "Errr, I'd be happy with the tape only."  Hiroshi 
shrugged his shoulders.

    "You made me smile and laugh, I think the money there is 
minuscule compared to what you did for me."  Hiroshi left the café, 
not after paying on the way out.  A boy wearing a cap soon followed 
Hiroshi out the door.

* * *

    "Ranma, you are amazing.  How do you know how to say that 
stuff?  And you make the perfect responses for everything!"  
Hiroshi was completely amazed with how smooth the entire night had 
went.  "I mean, you seemed ready for anything."

    "Well, you paid me, so I did my research."  Ranma drank some of 
his tea, and immediately grimaced.  "I could make better tea."  
Ranma flung the cup into the nearest wastebasket.  Ranma turned at 
the corner.

    "See you tomorrow."  Hiroshi waved to Ranma.  Ranma just walked 
home.

Chapter 6

    Nabiki slowly walked in the door.  Kasumi looked up from the 
table.  "You're a little late."  Nabiki nodded in agreement, as she 
walked to the refrigerator and grabbed some soda pop.  Kasumi 
seemed interested as she sat down at the kitchen table to do 
homework.  "What happened?"

    Nabiki sat down right next to her sister.  "Kasumi, did you 
ever meet a person that you just quite didn't know how to trust?"  
Kasumi had to smile.

    "A boy, I presume?"  Nabiki nodded.  Kasumi shrugged her 
shoulders in response.  "I wouldn't really know.  I guess I was 
lucky when I met Tofu.  He's such a sweet person."  Nabiki had to 
nod in agreement.  Yep, Tofu Ono, smart kid with a very, very 
bright future.

    "I don't know.  This person is halfway between decent and 
conniving.  He actually tried to blackmail me.  But in the end he 
gave up, and I got a profit.  Surprising thing was, he didn't seem 
too angry about it."  Nabiki pulled out some money and dumped the 
cassette on the table.

    "Maybe it's his way of getting your attention?"  Kasumi 
fingered the cassette for a moment, and looked at the money.  "This 
is a lot of money."

    "That's the other thing that intrigues me.  He demands 20,000 
yen from me, and yet, he easily flashes around cash as if it ready 
didn't matter for him."  Nabiki sighed.

    "Well, I wouldn't know.  But this is a hefty sum of cash."  
Kasumi slid the dollars back to Nabiki.

* * *

    "Hey, Hiroshi."  Hiroshi heard someone calling his name, and 
closing his locker door, he came face to face with Nabiki.  
Immediately he waited for that quiet voice to tell him what to do, 
but that was the problem.  The tiny voice, also known as Ranma, was 
not present.  Hiroshi felt his jaw locking up.

    He did manage to force out a greeting.  "Hi."

    "I was wondering about yesterday, I mean I really appreciated 
your 'gift'."  Hiroshi nodded vigorously.  Nabiki had to wonder, 
was this the same person that she talked to yesterday.  The person 
she had dinner with yesterday knew how to talk.  He interacted, 
mixed perfectly with her, but the person here, he was a complete 
social moron.

    "Are you feeling ok?"  Nabiki stared at Hiroshi closer, and 
poor Hiroshi, without prodding from Ranma, finally broke down.  His 
pupils dilated, and he locked into staring at Nabiki.  Nabiki felt 
uncomfortable.  "Whatever."  She left Hiroshi, who was still locked 
into staring at nothing.

    Hiroshi felt someone hit him in the back of the head.  "You 
idiot, you basically ruined everything that I set up for you!"  
Hiroshi shook his head once as he returned to reality, and he 
turned to see a rather exasperated Ranma.

    "I don't know.  The instant I saw her..."  Hiroshi began.

    "Your IQ drops to 4, and you begin to make vegetables look 
sentient."  Ranma leaned against the lockers.  "If you're going to 
keep ruining what I've carefully built for you, then don't bother 
with my help.  I have limited energy, and I can't go around ever 
day trying to patch up you and your girlfriend."

    Ranma left Hiroshi behind.

* * *

    "Ryoga!"  Ryoga Hibiki seemed to be lost, in the schoolyard.  
Well, he himself wasn't lost, but he just simply didn't know where 
that voice was coming from.  There was a brief rustle of leaves, 
and a black haired beauty, also known as Ranko Saotome, leaped onto 
his back.

    She smiled.  "Hi Ryoga.  Yesterday was so perfect."  Ryoga 
laughed nervously.

    "Hi Ranko, so what brings you here?"  Ryoga swung Ranko around, 
so she landed on her feet, in front of him.

    "I don't know.  I guess I just felt bored."  Ranko smiled.

    "You skipped class?"  Ryoga looked at Ranko somewhat seriously, 
and was sort of surprised when Ranko nodded.  "Doesn't your mother 
know?  Go back to class!"

    Ranko smiled.  "Geesh, as if having me in class is useful.  I'm 
a martial artist!  I don't want to be a desk jockey when I grow up. 
 What do you think will happen to my figure?"  Ranko indicated to 
herself, and in the blowing wind, her somewhat loose clothing was 
quite revealing.

    Ryoga was quite speechless, as the wind pressed the thin silk 
against Ranko's chest, revealing the fact she didn't have a bra on. 
 He turned his head so he wouldn't get distracted.  "Any how, how 
is Ranma doing?"  Ryoga turned back to Ranko.  "What happened to 
him, he's so different than the Ranma I used to know."

    The joy that was on Ranko's face flickered a little.  "I don't 
how he is doing.  He never tells me or mother anything.  He just 
doesn't seem to be around the home a lot."

    "It's that bad?"  Ryoga looked at Ranko.

    Ranko nodded.  "Hey, are you in some of Ranma's classes?"  
Ryoga nodded.  "But you have study hall now, right?"  Ryoga nodded 
again.  He couldn't stand being cramped up in the library during 
study hall, so he sneaked outside.  "Could you keep an eye on Ranma 
for me?  Make sure he doesn't get into trouble."  Ryoga nodded 
again.

    Ranko looked at Ryoga's watch and giggled.  "I think the 
teacher will begin to get suspicious when I've taken a bathroom 
break longer than twenty minutes  See you!"  Ranko gave Ryoga a 
quick peck on the cheek, and she ran off.

* * *

    Ranma sat at his usual bench, and Hiroshi was seated next to 
him.  "Where is Daisuke?"  Ranma had to ask.  He hadn't seen 
Daisuke today.  He wasn't in any of the classes.

    Hiroshi shrugged his shoulders.  "I heard that Kodachi tied him 
up, and brought him over to her home for you-know-what..."  Ranma 
grimaced slightly.

    "Sometimes I feel sorry for giving him Kodachi.  Could you 
deliver this to Hayashi?  Someone wants Hayashi to take a fall 
during the next Judo club tournament."  Ranma seemed quite neutral. 
 "Just don't let Nabiki see you give the letter to Hayashi.  I 
surmiss that she already paid off the other person to take a fall, 
so she can win off Hayashi."

    "And you don't care!"  Hiroshi looked at Ranma.

    "This is business.  If you won't deliver the letter, I will do 
it myself."  Ranma sighed, as it seemed that these days, everyone 
had to complain about his MO.

    "I don't think I can do it."  Hiroshi handed the letter back to 
Ranma.

    "No problem, I'll do it myself."  Ranma took the envelope, and 
he stood up, and walked off.

* * *

    Ranma sighed, as Hayashi agreed to throw the fight.  In truth, 
he agreed so quickly was that the fight was really a practice 
session, and didn't have any bearing on his ranking.  In addition, 
he did owe Ranma a big favor.  Ranma remembered that it was a big 
challenge to get Hayashi together with a girl who just absolutely 
hated judo.  However, it was fortunate that the girl was open 
minded, thanks to Ranma's meddling.

    Ranma felt his wallet in his pocket, fattened with payment from 
a particular classmate who wanted to get even with Nabiki.  As 
Ranma walked away, he began to doubt his actions.  'Is it right?  I 
think Nabiki stands to lose a lot.'  Ranma silenced his concerns as 
his mother did need the money.

    'Whatever, it's just business.'  Ranma thought as he left the 
school yard.

* * *

    Ranma pulled open the front door to his home, and walked in.  
There was Soun Tendo sitting on a couch, idly drinking a cup of tea.
  "What are you doing here?"  Ranma stared blankly at Soun.

    Soun seemed quite uncomfortable, as there was something 
unsettling in the way Ranma carried himself.  "Well, you mother was 
gracious enough to invite me over for some tea."

    "Is that so?"  Ranma left the room without even bothering to 
say goodbye or such.  Soun sipped his tea.  Yes, Nodoka was quite 
right, Ranma wasn't going to take the marriage easily.

    As soon as Ranma got upstairs and into his room, his telephone 
immediately rung.  "Hello?"  Ranma talked into the headset.

    "Hi, it's me, Nabiki.  I just got him, and my father isn't here.
"  Nabiki's voice sounded quite worried.

    "You need not worry.  He's here, drinking tea with my mother."  
Ranma sounded rather hateful of the idea.

    "I was getting worried.  Well you know, I've been recently 
really thinking about it, but you know this marriage might actually 
be a good thing.  I mean my Father usually spent a lot of time 
crying..."  Nabiki started.

    Ranma's throat hardened.  It seemed that everyone had jumped to 
the other side, he was the only one left who seriously opposed the 
wedding.  The problem was that he realized that he was powerless to 
do anything.  His mother had her mind set, and once she was 
determined to do something, she was going to go all the way.  "I 
wouldn't be surprised."

    Nabiki heard the droning tone, indicating that Ranma had hung 
up on her.  Staring at the head piece for awhile, Nabiki turned off 
her phone.

    Ranma stared for the phone, and he resumed his work, when the 
telephone rang again some thirty minutes later.  Ranma sighed, and 
rolled over on the bed to pick up the telephone.  "Hello."

    It was Hiroshi.  "I have a problem.  I tried to call Nabiki to 
apologize to her, but she hung up on me, saying she had important 
things to do.  I need your help, please Ranma.  I don't want to 
lose her now."  Ranma sighed as he really did feel tired always 
helping Hiroshi.

    "Um, ok Hiroshi.  Let me see."  Ranma stared at the cracks in 
the ceiling.  'Think, Ranma, think.  A plan.  A simple plan.'  
Ranma began slowly.  "Maybe we can arrange a surprise visit tonight.
  Meet me, right after sun down at the Tendo dojo.  Got it?"  Ranma 
had a plan in his head that might work, that is if Nabiki hadn't 
completely given up on Hiroshi.

    "Um sure."

* * *

    Nodoka settled down next to Soun.  "So is Ranma home?"  Soun 
nodded, but he didn't quite seem as enthusiastic as Nodoka.

    "He just came home."  Soun sipped some tea.  "But he wasn't too 
enchanted with my presence here.  I think he doesn't like me."  
Soun sighed, as he knew that having two large families merge was 
bound to create a little friction.  Although, recently, he had to 
be happy to note that Nabiki was getting more and more manageable, 
regarding the upcoming marriage of course.

    "That's too bad, maybe I need to have a serious talk with Ranma.
"  Nodoka seemed a little serious.  Perhaps a bit too serious.

    "Oh it's nothing.  You don't need to make Ranma agree.  I mean, 
it's natural for a boy to be attached to his father.  I'm sure that 
once Ranma realizes that we are serious, that he will accept our 
decision."

    "You seem too optimistic."  Nodoka sighed.  "You don't know 
Ranma.  Once he sets him mind to something, he will never rest 
until it's done, his way.  That's the one trait that I had hoped 
that Ranma wouldn't inherit from his father."  Nodoka drained her 
tea cup quickly.

* * *

    "Ok, how is this going to work?"  Hiroshi leaned against the 
fence with Ranma.  Ranma grimaced slightly as he fought off the 
droning headache that he had felt since morning.  The light rain 
that was drizzling down from the sky wasn't making it any better 
for Ranma.

    "Quite simple, you're going to go down there, and pitch this 
rock at her window to get her attention.  Once you have her 
attention, you're going to recite after me.  Got it?"  Hiroshi 
nodded.  Ranma carefully opened the front gate to the Tendo Dojo, 
and silently slipped into the yard.

    Once the two friends positioned themselves outside of Nabiki's 
window, Ranma handed Hiroshi a stone.  Hiroshi wound his arm back 
and flung it at Nabiki's window.  Hiroshi's aim was off as the rock 
soared above the window, striking the roof of the house and 
ricocheting into the night.

    "Can't you aim at all?"  Ranma hissed.  "Try again."  Ranma 
handed Hiroshi another stone.  This time Hiroshi's aim was to the 
side, and the stone harmlessly dented the side of the house.  Ranma 
growled at Hiroshi's incompetence.  "Let me do it."  Ranma grabbed 
a rock and tossed it at Nabiki's window.  It bounced off the window,
 creating enough noise to grab Nabiki's attention.

    Nabiki had been studying some Calculus, when she heard 
something hit her window.  Grabbing her flashlight, she peered out 
the window.  In the light rain, she could see Hiroshi standing 
outside of her window.

    "Oh it's you.  Bother me some other time, I'm busy."  Nabiki 
pulled back, and was about to close the window, when she heard 
Hiroshi shout.  "Please, Nabiki, stop.  At least allow me have the 
dignity of apologizing to you."

    Hiroshi stared at Ranma, somewhat amazed that Ranma could do a 
passable imitation of his voice.  Ranma hissed to Hiroshi.  "Bend 
your head down so Nabiki can't see your mouth."  Hiroshi did as he 
told.

    Somehow, the voice that Nabiki heard was a lot more forceful, 
and she was compelled to listen.  "Ok, you've got one minute.  I'm 
really busy."

    Ranma felt himself grow cold in the rain.  'Shit, I should have 
brought a jacket.'  Ranma stifled a cough and cleared his throat.  
In his best Hiroshi voice, he continued.  "Nabiki, I am really 
sorry for being such an insensitive person in school today, because 
I truly believe you are a beautiful girl.  I don't know but I was...
"  Ranma couldn't continue as he suppressed a cough.  He shook 
violently for a moment.

    Nabiki sat there, somewhat intrigued by the fact that Hiroshi 
seemed to have stop talking.  She leaned out of the window, to get 
a better view.  She saw Hiroshi standing outside the window, his 
head looked downwards, as if in respect to her.  Ranma cursed 
himself for being so weak, but he decided to use the break as an 
advantage.  "... I was afraid, I was afraid that you wouldn't 
accept me."

    Nabiki sat at the window, trying to digest Hiroshi's words.  
What managed to intrigue her was how Hiroshi seemed to be in phases.
  His personalities seemed to oscillate between extremely friendly 
and extremely shy.  But then again, it did feel good to have an 
admirer.  "And?"  Nabiki felt extremely warm to Hiroshi at this 
point.  In fact by now, she was pretty sure that Hiroshi was 
genuinely in love with her.

    And just knowing that can be a comforting thing to a girl.

* * *

    Nodoka sat with Ranko and her guest, Ryoga, at the dinner table.
  Nodoka seemed quite detached from the animated discussion that 
Ranko and Ryoga were having.  Ranko looked at Nodoka worried.  
"What's wrong, Mother?"

    "I'm wondering, where is Ranma?"  Nodoka stared at the empty 
place at the table.  "Why isn't he home?"

    Ranko seemed thoughtful for a moment.  "I don't know.  But I 
overheard that he and Hiroshi were planning to do something 
toinight.  Ranma did leave in a hurry this afternoon, and he could 
have left something on his desk."  Nodoka nodded, and she walked up 
the stairs, down the hall, and into Ranma's room.

    His room was a meticulous as ever, but there were a few 
differences.  Ranma in his haste seemed to have left his keys 
behind.  Ranko appeared in the doorway with Ryoga.  She looked at 
the keys.  "Wow, those are Ranma's keys to his drawer!  Even he 
never leaves these behind."  Ranko took them, and with eager hands 
tried to unlock Ranma's desk drawer.

    "Ranko, what are you doing!  You know it's wrong to go through 
Ranma's stuff!"  Nodoka searched Ranma's desk, and she found a 
filling folder labeled "Hiroshi" on top.  She grabbed the folder 
and opened it.  There were endless photographs of Nabiki Tendo 
inside.

    Ryoga bent forwards, and picked up a photo.  "Who's the chick?" 
 Immediately he lost his breath as he felt Ranko's mighty elbow 
crash into his gut.  "Of course, she's not as beautiful as you," 
gasped Ryoga.

    Nodoka leafed through the photographs.  Included in the pile 
were several handwritten sheets.  Nodoka read the notes, and was 
quite surprised as they were a complete evaluation of Nabiki Tendo. 
 It listed her likes, her dislikes, her passions, her turn offs, 
her favorite activities.  Scrawled in the margin was "See Personal 
File."

    Nodoka turned to Ranko.  "What does Ranma do in school anyhow?" 
 Ranko shrugged her shoulders, as she really didn't know.

    Ryoga volunteered to answer.  "Mrs. Saotome, I just came to 
this school, but I've heard that most guys know that if you want to 
get a girlfriend, and it just seems too difficult, Ranma could fix 
you up for a fee."

    Nodoka looked at the detailed notes which just screamed that 
Ranma did spend a lot of time.  "And I was wondering how come Ranma 
didn't have any free time."  Nodoka took the keys from Ranko's 
hands, and she opened Ranma's drawer.  Pulling it open, she found a 
ton of folders, labeled with various names, presumably clients of 
Ranma.  There was Tatewaki, Daisuke, Hayashi, and plenty of other 
names.  In addition, there were quite a few files devoted to girls. 
 "Ok, so that would explain why Ranma doesn't sleep a lot."

    Ranko and Ryoga nodded in agreement, as essentially, Ranma had 
cataloged the entire student population of Furinken High, listed 
their likes and dislikes as well as debts and other useful pieces 
of information.

    Nodoka's eyes landed on the folder devoted to Nabiki Tendo.  
Surprisingly it was slightly heavier than all of the other folders. 
 "Is Ranma interested in Nabiki?"  Nodoka looked at Ranko.

    "I don't think so, Mother.  I think Ranma and Nabiki have sort 
of come head to head in the past, although Ranma doesn't like to 
advertise his presence.  I guess Ranma likes to 'know his enemies.
'"
 

Chapter 7

    The rain and coldness were beginning to take a toll on Ranma.  
His vision slowly began to haze over, and he couldn't think 

straight.  He tried to continue imitating Hiroshi.  "And I think 
I'm in love with you."  Ranma's voice died down from there, as he 
grabbed his head futilely trying to stop the migraine.  With a 
muffled groan, Ranma fell down into the mud as the migraine 
overwhelmed him.

    Nabiki heard a low groan, and hearrd Hiroshi shout.  "Shit, 
Ranma!  What's wrong!"  Nabiki's heart, which had been pumping 
rather hard from Hiroshi's warm speech, suddenly stopped.  'Did he 
say, Ranma?'  Nabiki grabbed her flashlight and raincoat, and went 
outside.

    Sloshing around, Nabiki made her way to the patch of ground in 
front of her window, and found Hiroshi trying to wake up Ranma by 
tapping his cheek.  Nabiki stood there.  "What is going on here?"  

    Hiroshi looked at Nabiki, and froze.  Maybe it was time to tell 
the truth.  "It's a long story?"  Hiroshi seemed quite nervous as 
Nabiki approached.  Nabiki listened carefully to Hiroshi's voice, 
and yes, it was somewhat different from the voice that she had 
heard in the window.

    "Just got out of my yard.  And take your friend with you."  
Nabiki's analytical mind quickly summarized the situation.

    Kasumi was waiting by the door, when Nabiki walked in angrily.  
In the entryway, Nabiki tossed off her umbrella, muddy shoes, and 
raincoat.  Kasumi could see a rather angry expression on Nabiki's 
face.  "Nabiki, what's wrong?"

    "Boys are some of the most insensitive slobs in the whole world.
"  Nabiki stomped up the stairs.

* * *

    Ranma was taking some books out of his locker, when he suddenly 
felt that someone was standing behind him.  Turning around, he was 
face to face with a really angry Nabiki Tendo, who was standing 
there with her arms crossed.  "Why did you do it?"

    Ranma opened his satchel, and placed a book in it.  "What did I 
do?"

    "You know what I'm talking about.  Could you tell me why?"  
Nabiki stood there, somewhat impatient with the extraordinary 
calmness that Ranma displayed.

    "5000 yen."  Ranma closed his locker, and shouldered his 
satchel.  Nabiki could not believe her ears.  Ranma actually had 
the audacity to play around with her emotions, for only 5000 yen.  
Nabiki grabbed Ranma, and was surprised with the ease that she 
slammed him against the locker.

    "You did that for money!  You bastard!  Do you know how much it 
hurts, to have a glimmer of hope that immediately becomes nothing." 
 Nabiki shouted at Ranma loud enough that the entire hall became 
silent, and students focused on the two.  Ranma stared at Nabiki, 
but he didn't respond.

    "You're a selfish, indulgent, piece of horse shit!"  Nabiki 
kneed Ranma in the groin, and to her satisfaction, he went down.  

    Ranma started to laugh, but his laugh was broken by a spasm of 
coughing.  "And you're one of the most hypocritical people I know.  
You run your own business, and I've personally seen the damage 
you've done, to students and to some of my friends.  Think of the 
other people you blackmail with your secrets."

    Nabiki felt so angry by that point that she tried to punch 
Ranma.  Ranma's hand immediately intercepted her fist.  Ranma 
leaned forwards and whispered into her ear.  "I let you hit me the 
first time, because yes, I do feel guilty for almost allowing 
myself to fall in love with you and playing with your emotions like 
that.  But do not think that you can hit me again.  If you try to 
cross me, I will not be forgiving."

    Ranma grabbed his satchel, and stumbled down the hall, 
periodically taking rests against the wall in an attempt to catch 
his breath.  Nabiki whirled around, and left the hall.

* * *

    Ranko landed next to Ranma as he slowly walked home.  "Ranma, 
will you give me a little clue what is going on?  I just heard that 
Nabiki tried to punch you up today!"  Ranma continued walking, as 
if he didn't hear his sister.

    Ranko grabbed Ranma by the collar, and pushed him against the 
wall.  "Ranma, I've just had it with your attitude problem.  You're 
going to tell me what happened, or I'm going to put you 6 feet 
under.

    Ranma looked into his sisters eyes, and knew that she wasn't 
joking that much.  "Ok , I'll tell you."

    Sometime later, Ranko was in her room lying on her futon, while 
Ryoga was doing homework on the floor.  "Isn't that weird, Ryoga?  
I mean, why would Ranma go through all of that trouble for his 
friend?  I mean, I know Ranma does a lot for me, but I definitely 
know that Ranma would not go way out of his way to help me.  You 
get my drift?"  Ryoga nodded his head, but for the moment, he was 
paying attention to his biology text book.

    "Hey, Ryoga, are you even paying attention to me?"  Ranko 
leaned over the side of her futon.

    "Yes, that's nice Ranko."  Ryoga continued studying, knowing 
very well that he'd better remember the material for next week's 
exam.

    Ranko felt exasperated.  Sure she liked her boyfriend, but she 
did prefer to have him pay attention to her.  "Hey, I'm going to 
take off my shirt, and dance naked around town, you want to come 
with me?"

    "What!"  Ryoga slowly looked up at Ranko, and was relieved to 
see that she still had her shirt on.  "I don't know, but I was 
thinking about Ranma.  Do you think the reason he went through all 
that trouble is that he has a crush on Nabiki?"

    "What!  Explain, before I think you have brain-damage."  Ranko 
focused on Ryoga, waiting for a grand explanation.

    "Well think about it.  Ranma doesn't like his body, and he 
feels that he's useless.  He likes Nabiki, and along comes his 
friend Hiroshi who really probably has a passing fling for Nabiki.  
He asks Ranma for help, and Ranma accepts.  Ranma uses Hiroshi as a 
shield, so he can voice his feelings to Nabiki without letting 
Nabiki see him."  Ryoga turned back to his biology textbook.

    Ranko laid there for a few seconds, trying to follow Ryoga's 
chain of logic.  "Ok, I think I can see it now.  Hey, that's pretty 
sick stuff.  I mean Ranma gets some girl to fall in love with 
someone else because he loves her?  How did you figure that out?"

    Ryoga smirked.  "I guess you haven't been reading our book for 
literature class, 'Cyrano de Bergerac'?"  Ranko seemed befuddled 
for a moment.

    "Um, not quite.  What's it about?"  Ranko grabbed her satchel 
and rooted through it.  After some fierce searching and 
trailblazing, Ranko managed to pulled out a worn, torn, and 
generally, an unused copy of Cyrano de Bergerac, translated into 
Japanese.

    "It's basically the same thing that happened to Ranma, Hiroshi, 
and Nabiki, but the character that reflects Hiroshi dies in the end.
  And like Nabiki's supposed to become a nun, and like Ranma's 
supposed to have a long nose."

    Ranko stifled a giggle, as she tried to imagine Ranma with a 
long nose.  "I got to read this book."  Ranko brushed the mountains 
of dust off the book, and opened the cover.

* * *

    Nabiki walked in the front door, and slammed it shut behind her.
  Kasumi looked up from the table, and as Nabiki stormed into the 
room.  "Kasumi, I'd like to make a clarification on my statement.  
Boy are fine.  Ranma Saotome is an asshole."  Nabiki sat down next 
to Kasumi and sighed.

    "And why is that?  You know he's going to become your step 
brother in two weeks."  Kasumi reminded Nabiki.  Nabiki didn't 
really hear Kasumi, as she seemed to be off in her own world.

    "If he tries to take advantage of me again, I'll rip off his 
stinking head!"  Nabiki muttered while grabbing the teapot and 
pouring herself a cup.

    "He tried to take advantage of you!"  Kasumi looked at Nabiki 
rather shocked.

    Nabiki looked at Kasumi, and had to laugh.  The expression on 
her older sister's face was priceless.  "No, I don't mean that.  I 
mean he played with my emotions.  He practically had me fall in 
love with a nobody.  For a measly, 5000 yen."

* * *

    Ryoga looked at Ranko, and could practically tell something was 
on her mind.  "Ranko, what are you thinking of?"

    Ranko sat up on her futon.  "What do you think if we tried to 
get Nabiki and Ranma together?  I mean, it would do a world of good 
for Ranma.  Looking at him everyday like that is going to make me 
depressed."  Ranko sighed and settled down.  "Besides, I think it 
was about time that he found someone compatible with him.  Nabiki's 
the only girl at school, who remotely has a similar thinking 
process."

    "Is that so?  Hey, isn't she going to be your step-sister soon? 
 Isn't that going to be weird?"  Ryoga looked at Ranko.

    Ranko settled down next to Ryoga.  "So what?  At least the two 
are happy, right?  Please Ryoga?"  Ranko gave Ryoga the 
ultra-kawaii cute girl with large eyes treatment, Ryoga sighed an 
nodded his head.  "Thanks!  Now we have to start planning!"

    Ranko tossed her unread textbooks onto the floor.  "Anything to 
skip homework?"  Ryoga asked, and Ranko nodded her head.

    "Hey, this is going to be more interesting."  Ranko giggled as 
she detailed her plan to Ryoga.

* * *

    The next day, Ranma opened his locker, surprised to find a 
letter shoved in through the vent.  Shrugging his shoulders, Ranma 
grabbed the envelope.  Tearing it open, Ranma quickly skimmed its 
contents and his face visible twisted slightly.  Crumpling the 
letter, Ranma tossed the letter back into his locker and slammed 
shut the locker.

    Meanwhile, Nabiki was surprised to find a letter as well in the 
bottom of her locker.  She neatly tore the top of the envelope out 
and read the letter within.  Nabiki looked around to see if someone 
was laughing at her, and she placed the letter within her satchel.  
Nabiki walked into her classroom.  Ranko leaped up.  "Yes!"

    At lunch time, Ranko sat next to Ryoga.  "Hey, Ryoga, how did 
Ranma take the letter."  Ranko giggled when Ryoga poked her in the 
ribs.

    "I don't really know.  He crumbled the letter and tossed it."  
Ryoga grabbed his lunch.

    "Hmm, that means that he's probably trying to think about it."  
Ranko settled down.  "Damn, I hope for once, he makes a decent 
decision."

* * *

    After school, Ranma walked cautiously to the tree that was 
designated in the letter.  In his hands was the crumpled letter, 
and with a final sigh, he smoothed it out, and shoved it into his 
pocket.  Ranma looked at the old tree, which had managed to survive 
despite the ravaging by worms and other insects.

    With a sigh, Ranma leaned against the tree, and waited.  Not 
much later, his patience was rewarded when Nabiki picked her way 
through the tall grass.  She seemed surprise to see Ranma standing 
there.

    Ranma was first to talk.  "Is this some sort of joke?"

    Nabiki was second.  "That's what I like to ask you.  Maybe 
someone else is playing a joke on us."

    Ranma scanned the horizon, but in the sea of grass no one was 
to be seen.  "I can't tell.  Well, I guess that's that.  Nice to 
meet you again, but I can't afford to waste time."  Ranma turned 
around, but as he moved, his sensitive ears picked up a crackling 
noise coming from above.  Instinctively Ranma grabbed Nabiki, and 
pulled her.

    A large limb crashed down from above.  Ranma looked up at the 
tree, but most of his sight was obscured by the leaves.  "I guess 
it isn't safe here."  Nabiki however was sort of paralyzed as the 
branch had passed her face by no more than half a foot.  It was a 
huge branch, obviously heavy enough to crush a human.  Ranma shook 
Nabiki as she wasn't responding.  With a sigh, Ranma heard more 
cracking noises coming from the tree.

    Picking up Nabiki, Ranma left the tree immediately.

    In the tree, Ranko and Ryoga smiled.  There plan was proceeding 
quite smoothly.

    Ranma ran with Nabiki slung over his back out of the field, and 
back to the schoolyard.  Stopping at an outdoor waterfountain, 
Ranma wet his hands with the cold water and patted her face.  "Hey, 
wake up!"  Ranma was panting rather hard.  Suddenly, Nabiki blinked 
her eyes, and saw Ranma.  Nabiki climbed to her feet.

    "You idiot!  You almost had me killed!"  Nabiki looked around 
want was surprised to find herself outside of school.  "What 
happened?"  Nabiki looked at Ranma who was now on his knees 
breathing heavily, and she surmised that Ranma had carried her down 
the from the far field to the school yard.

    Ranma gasped between breaths, "Tell me when it's morning," and 
he collapsed onto the ground, completely exhausted.

    "Hey, this isn't funny."  Nabiki nudged Ranma with her foot, 
but she suddenly remembered that Ranma had a very weak constitution.


* * *

    Genma finally pushed the boulder back enough that he could get 
a hold of Ranma.  Ranma was a complete mess.  Essentially, Ranma's 
back was a mess of clotted blood.  "Don't worry, boy, I'll get you 
out of this."  Genma carefully lifted up Ranma, but to his dismay 
he saw how limp Ranma's legs were, as compared to his arms which 
were tense.

    "Father."  The boy moaned.  His eyes were somewhat glazed over 
as it was evident that his body was in shock.  Genma could feel his 
son's body slowly cooling off.  He knew that his son needed 
attention quick.

    Genma ran quickly towards the mouth of the cave, when an after 
shock struck, and the tunnel began to collapse even more.  Genma 
successfully dodged various rocks, but just before reaching the 
mouth, he felt a looming shape above him.  Instinctively, he threw 
Ranma forwards.

    Ranma shouted in pain as he landed on the ground.  Behind him, 
was his father, caught underneath a massive wall of rocks.  Genma 
groaned as he tried to work his way free, but the damage had been 
done.  Genma clasped Ranma's hand, and forced a smile.  "Don't 
worry, some people will be around soon to help us.  I think I'm 
going to take a nap now."  Genma's voice gradually died down, and 
he rested his head against dirt.

    But no help came.  Ranma waited there, struggling to move.  
Screaming for his father, but no one came.  Ranma laid there, 
unable to move, unable to get help for his father.  He was helpless.
  And when it started to rain, Ranma was unable to keep himself dry.


    By the time people found him two days later, he was cold, numb, 
sick, and barely responding.

* * *

    Ranma sat up with a scream.  Wiping his eyes, which were filled 
with tears, Ranma hugged his legs to his chest, a feat which was 
impossible for him 5 years ago.  He was in the cave.  His body felt 
cold.  He felt sick and unwilling to move.

    Nabiki was seated next to his bed.  "Hey, I was sorry I kind of 
snapped at you back there.  I kind of realized I owe you one."  
Nabiki had played the entire scene in her mind, and using her 
intelligence, she had been able to piece it all together.  
Apparently, Ranma had pulled her so she wouldn't get hit.  Nabiki 
remembered becoming paralyzed with fear, and most likely Ranma was 
worried, so he carried her to the school.

    Ranma looked around, as if searching for something, and 
although he didn't find what he was looking for, he looked at 
Nabiki for a moment, suddenly realizing that he wasn't in the cave.

    "Are you feeling ok?"  Nabiki looked at Ranma, who seemed to be 
undergoing a ton of stress at that moment.  Ranma barely nodded, 
got out of bed, and slowly walked out of the room.  Nabiki stood up,
 and followed Ranma out the door.  "Hey, you hear me?"  Ranma 
turned to Nabiki, and he nodded.

    "Then what's wrong?"  Nabiki seemed perplexed about Ranma's 
behavior.

    Ranma sank to the ground.  "I never remembered what exactly 
happened to my Father, but when I was 6 years old, he decided to 
take me on a year long trip to China, for training.  But I never 
really remembered what happened on the trip.  It seemed that 
something just blocked my mind.  The only thing I could remember 
was getting lost in this cave, and getting rescued by people"

    "But these few days, I've been getting these dreams, about what 
happened in the cave.  My father died was dying in front of me, and 
I couldn't do a think to help him.  I couldn't even move."  Ranma 
kneeled there, his head low.  "I killed my father."

    "But you didn't kill your father."  Nabiki offered.  At least 
she'd think that Ranma wouldn't go as far as to go kill a person.

    "But I wandered into that cave, and my father was worried about 
me, and he tried to find me."  Ranma paused.  "If I never wandered 
into that cave, then Father would be alive."

    Monster or not, Ranma still deserved some sympathy.  Well, at 
least that was what Nabiki felt.  "But you didn't kill your father. 
 Whatever happened was a complete accident.  You should at least 
appreciate the fact that you are alive."

    "Alive?  Yes, I am alive.  But do I enjoy my existence?  The 
sole reason I exist is to atone for what I did to my father.  I 
should be dead right now."

* * *

    Nodoka seemed quite worried when Nabiki sat across from her.  
"Ranma told you this?  He was supposed to never learn about this."

    Nabiki looked at Nodoka surprised.  "You knew about this!  How, 
why?"

    "At the time, Genma, Ranma, and some friends were in China 
traveling around to train and such."

    "Somehow, Ranma decided to explore some caves beneath a large 
volcano, and Genma, my husband, got worried.  He went to find Ranma,
 but Ranma was buried in a cave in.  Genma was able to rescue Ranma,
 but a second cave in buried my husband.  He died in front Ranma."

    "For two days, Ranma was alone, soaked to the bone because of 
the rain.  He was barely alive when the Amazons found him.  They 
told me that they gave him some weird formula of shampoo that was 
supposed to make him forget details of his father's death, and that 
helped to make Ranma recovery quickly.  But I guess, the Formula 
finally wore off."

    Nodoka sipped on some tea.  "Perhaps it is for the better, as 
living a lie is often worse than living itself.  Nabiki, could you 
please do a favor for me, and keep this a secret?  The only other 
person who really knows about the truth is Soun, as I have told him.
"


Chapter 8

    There was rapid knocking on the front door.  Nodoka, who was 
cooking dinner, wiped her hands on her apron, and walked over to 
the door.  Carefully she opened the door, and looked outside.  Her 
melancholy face, thinking about Ranma, immediately melted into a 
smile.  "Father!  What are you doing here?"

    The old man in the doorway replied.  "Hi Nodoka!  How could I 
possibly stay away from my favorite daughter's wedding."  Nodoka 
opened the door wide, allowing her father to come in.

    Nodoka called out.  "Ranma, Ranko.  Grandfather Happosai is 
here!"

* * *

    Ranko came leaping down the stairs, and was surprised by the 
old diminutive man that was standing in the entry way with a big 
smile on his face.  Happosai looked at Ranko and smiled.  "Ah, the 
granddaughter I've never seen."  Happosai turned to Nodoka.  "She 
looks better than you."  Nodoka smiled.

    Nodoka seemed worried.  "Where's Ranma?  He hasn't seen 
grandfather for 12 years."

    Happosai looked around.  "Yeah, where is Ranma?  I remember him 
when he was only 4 years old.  He could almost knock his old 
grandfather down."  Happosai started to laugh.  Nodoka and Ranko 
groaned inwardly.

    There was the creak of the stairs as Ranma walked down.  Last 
night was not a restful night for Ranma, and it was apparent.  His 
hair was a mess, and he was breathing heavily.  Ranma forced a 
smile that looked rather fake.  "Hi Grandfather Happosai."

    "Hi Ranma!  It's nice to see that you've grown so tall!"  With 
amazing agility, Happosai leaped through the air and landed on 
Ranma's shoulder.  "Hmmm, my boy, you don't look so good, what's 
wrong?"  Happosai leaned close.  "Bad luck with the girlfriend?"

    Nodoka laughed nervously as she waved her arms around.  "Now 
Grandfather, you don't want to overwhelm Ranma right now."  
Happosai leaped off Ranma.

    "Say, boy, you look down.  Maybe you want old Happosai to give 
you something special."  Happosai locked his hand around Ranma's 
wrist and dragged him to the other room.  Satisfied that he and 
Ranma were alone, Happosai turned to Ranma and spoke with a hushed 
tone.  "Ever seen these boy?  Always good for getting a quick laugh.
"  Happosai reached into his clothing and pulled out a glossy 
magazine.  On the cover were women in rather revealing positions.

    Ranma didn't seem that interested, although he did look at the 
cover for a bit.  "Into the porn, old man?"

    "Ah, not interested.  Yeah, they aren't that interesting, just 
a bunch of photos."  Happosai tossed the magazine behind him.  
There seemed to be a gleam in his eyes as he prepared to reveal his 
next trick.  "How about this Ranma?"  Happosai pulled out a black 
lacy bra.

    "I hope you didn't steal that."  Ranma didn't seem interested.  
Happosai seemed discouraged for a moment, and then he decided to 
try the direct approach.

    "Ok, Ranma, what's eating at you?  Maybe I can help."  Happosai 
leaped up, and looked straight into Ranma's eyes, which wasn't hard 
since Ranma was seated against the wall.

    "There is not a single thing that you can help."  Ranma tried 
to get up, but he just didn't feel that he had the energy to do so. 


* * *

    Nodoka was cooking dinner, when the door behind her opened.  
"Yes?"  Nodoka turned around, revealing Happosai who was reading a 
few scrolls and flexing his hand in rather weird ways.  "Oh Father, 
you don't need to come here.  Just wait out in the dining room, I 
should be done in a few minutes."

    "Oh it's not that, I'm just wondering about Ranma.  What's 
wrong with him?"  Happosai noted that Nodoka sighed rather loudly.

    "I was hoping that you didn't ask."  Nodoka stirred some stuff. 
 "Perhaps it was best you didn't know."  Happosai was interested, 
and he stood there silent knowing very well his daughter would 
continue talking.

    A little bit later, Happosai nodded knowingly.  "So Ranma is a 
little weak?  Eh.  And he feels like he's useless and helpless.  
Happosai reached into his shirt and pulled out an old tome.  "Maybe 
there is something that I can do after all.  I was beginning to 
worry that he was having troubles with women.  Bah, worry not 
Nodoka, I'm sure I can solve Ranma's problem."

* * *

    Ranma and Ranko watched Happosai with amazement as he downed 
his sixth bowl of rice without the slightest delay.  "Wow, 
Grandfather you sure have a big appetite."  Ranko observed.  Even 
she had to concede defeat after 3 bowls of rice.

    Ranma placed his first bowl of rice on the table.  "Yeah, I 
guess you take after him, Ranko."  Ranko grabbed Ranma by the 
collars and shook him.

    "What's that supposed to mean?"  Ranko shouted.  If there was 
one thing that Ranko could not stand, it was a comment about her 
eating habits.  As a child, she tended to the heavy side and people 
were merciless when they made jokes about her.  Fortunately, with 
her maturation, her metabolism burned away all of her fat, leaving 
a rather slim and well-figured woman.  (Notice I didn't say well 
proportioned.)

    "Hey, nothing, just joking."  Ranma was virtually helpless, and 
Ranko released his collar.

    "Just checking."

    "Say Ranma,"  Happosai eyed Ranma as he slurped soap from his 
bowl.  "Maybe you and I want to spar a little in the Dojo later?"  
Immediately, Nodoka and Ranko gave a strange look at Happosai.

    "Father, I don't think..."  Nodoka began.  "I mean, it probably 
isn't good if..."

    "Nonsense!  I'm sure Ranma would have no problem disabling an 
old man like me."  Happosai smiled like a cat that had caught its 
mouse.  Ranma sighed, and stood up.  Happosai chuckled as he 
followed Ranma to the Dojo.

    As soon as Ranma entered the Dojo, Happosai shut the door and 
locked it behind him.  Ranma slowly walked to the center of the 
room, and turned around to face Happosai.  "Ok Ranma, I want you to 
strike me.  Don't worry, I won't move."  Happosai had a weird 
all-knowing smile on his face.

    "Are you sure?  I don't have the strength to do..."  Ranma 
began, but Happosai cut him off.

    "Just do it!"  Immediately, Ranma's legs instinctively slipped 
into a ready stance, and he charged Happosai.  However, even as he 
got closer, he felt the strength leave his legs, turning his 
muscles into jello, and Ranma fell to his knees.

    Happosai nodded knowingly.  His daughter hadn't been lying when 
she said that Ranma was weak.  Ranma grimaced.  "See, old man, I 
can't do it."

    Happosai still had to evaluate Ranma.  "Well, then, just punch 
me.  No need for any fancy.  Walk up to me an punch me."  Ranma 
slowly looked down at Happosai, and almost laughed.

    "Well, what do you want me to do?  Crawl to you and then 
punch?"  Happosai sighed, the amount of negativity that Ranma was 
outputting was certainly a pain to listen to.

    "Ok then, kick me like a soccer ball."  Ranma shrugged his 
shoulders, and taking a deep breath, he cocked his leg back, and 
launched it at Happosai.

    Ranma stared at his Grandfather since the old man wasn't moving 
at all.  As soon as Ranma's leg passed, Happosai's hand lashed, and 
Ranma felt three fingers stab into his leg.  Immediately his 
muscles in his leg locked up, and Ranma ended up throwing himself 
into the ground.

    Ranma felt all of his breath leave him as he slammed into the 
ground, and he felt that he saw a flash before his eyes.  Ranma 
laid still on the ground.  Happosai leaned over Ranma's face with a 
cheerful grin.  "See Ranma, you don't need brute force to be a 
martial artist.  All you need is the right mindset.  And you my boy,
 don't have the right attitude. Here, read this book, and memorize 
it.  I'll see you here tomorrow, same time."

    Happosai dropped an ancient tome on Ranma's chest.  Ranma 
strained as he pulled his head up and stared at the cover.  
Apparently the book was an ancient Chinese medical text.  Ranma 
muttered something before he collapsed back.

    Nodoka watched through the window as Happosai left the dojo by 
himself.  Apparently, he was cheerful about something.

* * *

    Ranma groaned as he touched his back, which was completely 
tight as a result of Happosai's demonstration.  Ranma immediately 
climbed into bed, but for some reason he couldn't sleep.  Perhaps 
it was the fact that he was thinking about how Happosai was able to 
disable him with three fingers.

    Ranma turned his head to his desk, on which was the ancient 
tome.  For a long time Ranma stared at the book, before slowly 
getting out of bed and turning on his desk lamp.  The night was 
going to be long.

    Ranma, whether it was a result of the accident, had a rather 
capable mind, if he put his mind to a task, he would never quit 
until he succeeded.  Right now, Ranma sought to memorize the tome.  
Opening the book, Ranma stared at the faded Chinese characters.  
Unfortunately, it had been at least ten years since he used Chinese.
  Groaning in disgust,  Ranma slammed the book shut.

    Ranma sat at his desk staring at the book.  With a sigh, Ranma 
reached into his desk drawer and pulled out a Chinese-Japanese 
dictionary.  "I've got all night.  I guess I can was my time."  
Ranma opened the book and turned the page.  He was greeted with 
plenty of diagrams.

    Looking closely at the images, he realized that Happosai had 
written the translations in the margin.  Perhaps the task wasn't so 
hard as it seemed.

* * *

    Happosai looked at Ranma for a moment before shouting.  "Boy, 
when I ask you to spar with me, I do not want to see you sleep in 
front of me!"  Ranma offered no response as he was snoring softly, 
while standing up, a feat that no mere man could ever accomplish.

    With a grumble, Happosai grabbed a pail from the corner of the 
Dojo and walked outside.  Moments later, Happosai returned, and 
tossed the bucket at Ranma.  Ranma practically screamed as the cold 
water hit him.  "Boy, when the Master of the Anything Goes School 
talks to you, you'd better listen."

    "Yeah, whatever."  Ranma said.

    "That's 'Yes, Master' to you!  Ranma, you have the worst 
attitude that I've ever seen in a student.  Even your father was 
better behaved."

    Nodoka was surprised by the amount of shouting that was coming 
from the Dojo.  She turned to Ranko.  "What do you think is 
happening?"

    Ranko shrugged her shoulders.  "I don't know.  And I don't care,
 unless it interferes with my date tonight.  Sorry Mom, I really 
have to go now!"  Nodoka finally realized that Ranko was wearing a 
nice dress, which was a bit unusual for her daughter.

    "Young lady, you'd better be back by 12!"  Nodoka called as 
Ranko tore out of the house.

* * *

    Happosai was impressed.  He had quickly drilled Ranma over the 
flow of chi within the human body, and Ranma was able to respond 
accurately.  Not perfectly, but accurately.  'Now, that was one 
thing Genma could never learn.'  Happosai thought as he shouted out 
locations and had Ranma point them out on a training dummy.

    Happosai had to smile.  "Not bad at all Ranma.  Now, let's go 
over it all again."

    "But..."  Ranma seemed to be clearly exhausted.  The 
combination of sleep deprivation as well as constant drilling was 
beginning to take a toll on Ranma.

    "No buts Ranma!  You have to train to the point that it becomes 
instinctive!"  Ranma merely groaned, but stubborn, he stuck to the 
task.  "Then, you can start on the road to becoming a master of 
this skill."

* * *

    Ryoga sighed as he walked into the park.  Of course as usual, 
he had to be at the designated waiting place some twenty minutes 
earlier.  Not a big deal, at least for Ryoga.  He had an intense 
patience.  Besides, he felt he could wait for eternity for Ranko.

    However, he didn't have to wait too long, as within a few 
minutes, Ranko broke through some bushes cursing her dress.  "Who'd 
ever..."  Ranko tugged at her skirt, since it was caught in the 
bushes.  "think that..."  Ranko brushed some leaves that had 
decided to stick to her blouse.  "dresses would be such a pain in 
the ass!"  With her final words, Ranko finally extracted herself 
from the bush.

    Ryoga's jaw dropped.  "R-r-r-r-anko!  Y-yo-you're in a dress?"

    "You like it?"  Ranko twirled around, and stopped right in 
front of Ryoga.  Ryoga's eyes looked downwards, and...

    "Yes, and if you don't mind, I think I've seen too much."  
Ryoga groaned for a moment, before falling onto the ground.

    "Um Ryoga, are you alright?"  Ranko knelt beside him.

* * *

    For what seemed like hours, Ranma focused on the dummy in front 
of him, his hands lashing out to strike pressure points as fast as 
he could recall.  Despite the lack of movement, Ranma found himself 
settling into a pattern which he could almost instantaneously 
recall the correct location and order with which to strike the 
points.

    Happosai was pleased with Ranma's fast learning.  "Boy, 12 
years ago, I knew you were talented and by golly, I knew you could 
learn this!"

    Ranma sat down to take a breath.  Happosai continued.  "Don't 
worry Ranma my boy, your grandfather isn't the Master of Anything 
Goes for no reason.  I'll be sure to teach you some of my other 
tricks.  But now, I'm going to go out for a little stroll."  
Happosai somehow magically produced a large empty sack.  "I'll be 
back!"

    With infinite amount of energy, Happosai opened the door and 
leaped out of the dojo.

* * *

    Ranko giggled as she thought about the movie that she had seen 
with Ryoga.  It did seem that Ryoga had a vast knowledge for movies.
  Perhaps it had to do with his endless wandering to find Ranma.  
Ranko stopped, and she grabbed Ryoga, ready to kiss him when her 
ears detected a low whistling sound coming from her right.

    She immediately pushed Ryoga back, and lashed out with both 
hands.  Ryoga had to be amazed as Ranko stopped two throwing 
daggers right in front of him.

    There was a clapping noise, and an old woman called out.  
"Impressive, no doubt the blood of the amazons still run through 
you, unlike your father."  A small withered old woman hoped out of 
the bushes.  "Let me introduce myself.  My name is Cologne."

    Ranko muttered.  "What an old witch."  Cologne lashed out with 
her cane, and Ranko immediately leaped backwards.  "Hey, what are 
you trying to do?  Kill me?"

    "Not bad at all.  Most people wouldn't have reacted in time."  
Cologne stood there, with a gleam in her eye.  "Ranko Saotome, you 
will feel fortunate to have met me.  We will meet again in the 
future."  Before Ranko could react, the old woman leaped into the 
bushes and left not a single trace.

    "Ranko, what the hell does she want with you?"  Ryoga had 
briefly seen what had happened, and he just felt that the old woman 
was certainly a force to be reckoned with.

    "I don't know.  I don't even understand."  Ranko stared at the 
two thin sharp slivers of metal in her hand.  "Amazons?"

Chapter 9

    Ryoga walked silently next to Ranko as the returned home.  
"Ranko, maybe we should tell your mother what happened.  Maybe even 
your grandfather?"

    Ranko remained silent as she continued homeward.  "I don't know.
  Maybe you're right.  I should ask grandfather."

    With a sigh, they heard screams of anguish in the distance.  
"Give back my bra you lech!  Kill the pervert!  Give us back our 
underwear you dirty old man!"  Ranko immediately assumed battle 
stance, as she heard those screams gradual get closer.

    "What a haul!  What a haul!"  cried an old man in the distance. 
 Ranko seemed to recognize that voice.

    "Grandfather Happosai?"  Ranko leaped on top of the fence, and 
squinted in the direction of the sounds.  And true to her 
observations, she saw her old grandfather running full speed with a 
bag overflowing with women's undergarments and a huge mob of women 
following him.

    Ryoga looked up at Ranko.  "Is it your grandfather?"

    Ranko squinted harder, as she couldn't quite believe her eyes.  
But there was no doubt.  It truly was her grandfather.  "Yes."  
Ranko quickly bent down and grabbed Ryoga by the arm.  "Quick get 
up here!  He's passing through!"  Ryoga leaped up onto the fence 
next to Ranko.

    And not a moment too soon, since in seconds, Happosai rushed 
past Ranko and Ryoga.  Happosai looked up at Ranko and waved, a 
pair of black, lacy, thong panties in his hand.  "Hi Ranko!"

    Ranko twitched as Happosai disappeared down the street.  "Ok, I 
think I'm going to die from embarrassment."

* * *

    "But Great-grandmother!"

    "No buts, Mousse.  You must marry Ranko Saotome.  She carries a 
very strong Amazon bloodline."  Cologne looked at her only 
grandchild, who was quite reluctant to follow her plan.

    "But I don't love Ranko.  I've never seen her at all!"  Mousse 
complained.  "I only love Shampoo."

    "Well Mousse, who are you going to listen to?  Some half-rated 
Amazon or your Great-grandmother?"  Cologne stood in front of 
Mousse, somehow a menacing figure despite the fact that she was way 
shorter and shriveled compared to him.

    "You... but."  Mousse answered.

    "Good, you are going to marry Ranko and that's that.  She is 
going to be a very good Amazon.  I can see it, she has the blood 
within her.  It's quite strange though, considering neither her 
father nor her brother ever had demonstrated any useful traits.  A 
shame."  Cologne was busy unpacking clothing, and hanging them in 
the closet.

    Cologne continued talking as she worked.  "Mousse, I have 
worked hard for 12 years for this day, praying that Ranko would 
indeed be the one, and my labor has worked off.  Within the week, 
you are to challenge Ranma Saotome to a duel.  And I believe you 
will find it easy to defeat him."  Cologne had a weird smile on her 
face.

    "How are you so sure?"  Mousse was sometimes afraid of what his 
great-grandmother was willing to do to preserve the amazons.

    "I already told you before, I worked hard for 12 years."  
Cologne handed Mousse some of his clothing.  "I know Ranma Saotome 
will be no match for you."

* * *

    "Not fast enough!"  Happosai barked at Ranma, who was quickly 
becoming frustrated.  "Ranma, I didn't bother to teach you 
techniques to watch you sit there all day and guess what to do.  
When I call out, I expect you to instantly know the answer!"

    Ranma grumbled.  'So old man, you want to see fast?  I'll show 
you fast.'  Ranma mentally loosened his muscles, and prepared.

    Nevertheless, Happosai was impressed with Ranma's speed 
increase.  "Very good Ranma.  Let's proceed to the next stage, 
using objects and pressure combinations.  Now I want you to watch 
me demonstrate the five basic combinations on this dummy here."  
Ranma stared intently at his Grandfather as he went through each 
specific form briefly.

* * *

    "Hey Ranma, how are you?"  Hiroshi and Daisuke were leaning 
against the fence.  Ranma shrugged his shoulders as he approached.

    "I don't know, I sort of feel better than usual."  Ranma sighed,
 as he didn't like the idea of walking to school that morning.  "I 
just don't feel like going to school."  Ranma's voice faltered off, 
and he leaned against the fence.

    "I know what you mean, Monday isn't exactly the best day to 
have school."  Ranma leaned stood up, and forced himself to walk.  
Hiroshi and Daisuke both sighed, and they followed Ranma.

    Hiroshi looked at Daisuke.  "Say, how was your weekend?"

    "It was marvelous.  Kodachi, man, she knows how to make me 
happy."  Daisuke stretched his arms back and stared at the sky as 
he reminisced the various things he did with Kodachi that weekend.

    "I really envy you."  Hiroshi looked enviously at Daisuke, who 
stuck his tongue out.  Hiroshi then turned to Ranma  "Say what did 
you do this weekend?  Was Nabiki pissed?"

    Ranma nodded.  "She was royally pissed, but I think my apology 
was accepted."

    "You think?"  Hiroshi was kind of interested in the fact that 
Ranma made an apology.  He usually never admitted to making a 
mistake or a wrong-doing.

    "Well, I was sort of unconscious before I could get her 
reaction."  Ranma sighed as he walked.

    "Oh yeah, before I forget."  Hiroshi rooted through his pockets 
and brought a fist full of bills.  "Here is for the money you lent 
me."  Ranma looked at Hiroshi for a bit, and he shrugged his 
shoulders.

    "Keep the money."  Ranma coughed a little in the brisk morning 
air.  "Damn it's cold."

* * *

    "Hey Ranma."  Ranma was carefully putting his books into locker.


    Without even bothering to turn around, Ranma greeted his 
visitor.  "So what brings you to seek me?  I don't do business with 
you."

    "This isn't about business, goddamn it."  Nabiki felt Ranma's 
single devotion to business was beginning to get on her nerves.  "I 
just wanted to talk with you privately."

    Ranma looked at Hiroshi, who shrugged his shoulders.  "Very 
well, step into my office?"  Ranma gestured to the door.

    Nabiki seemed a little put off.  "That's the boys lavatory."

    Ranma snickered.  "Well, I would personally prefer the girls 
lav, but it seems that most girls in this school would kill me if 
they found out I were in there."  Ranma didn't really know why he 
wanted to talk Nabiki in the boys lavatory.  Perhaps he just wanted 
to see how desperately Nabiki wanted to talk to Ranma.

    Nabiki hesitated for a bit.

* * *

    Ryoga settled next to Ranko's desk.  "Ranko, I delivered the 
letter to Nabiki.  She took the letter, no problem."

    Ranko grinned.  "Well, Ranma and Nabiki should be making out in 
no time."  A small smile surfaced on her face.

    Ryoga looked at Ranko.  "And how do you know?"

    Ranko giggled.  "You didn't bother to read Ranma's analysis of 
Nabiki.  She really lacks a romantic interest.  I mean, most girls 
if they don't have boyfriends, they'll probably go nuts over the 
first boy who shows interest in them.  And how better to show 
Ranma's interest by giving Nabiki Ranma's portfolio on her?"

    "So this is just a big gamble on your part?"  Ryoga didn't seem 
to understand how Ranko was so sure about Nabiki's reaction.  Ryoga 
remembered when he handed to envelope to Nabiki, she wasn't to 
thrilled to see the contents.

* * *

    Ranma saw on top of the sink as Nabiki stood still in front of 
him.  "So what did you want to talk to me about?"  Nabiki began to 
speak, when Ranma motioned her to stop.  Walking over to one of the 
stalls, Ranma banged on the door.  "Hey, you in there.  Get out now,
 or I'll make sure your girlfriend makes your life a living hell."

    The stall door opened slightly, and as soon as the person using 
the commode realized that it was Ranma Saotome, there were the 
sounds of a person quickly pulling up his pants and the toilet 
flushing.  The student left the bathroom as quickly as possible.

    Ranma shrugged his shoulders.  Nabiki pulled out a manila 
envelope.  "I just got this from your sister this morning."  She 
handed it to Ranma.  Ranma looked at Nabiki as he opened the 
envelope.  There was a little letter from Ranko as well as extra 
stuff.

    "I read the entire letter, and the other notes inside.  Did you 
truly write those?"  Ranma carefully unfolded a small packet of 
paper within.  It was a page from his file on Nabiki.

    Ranma choked up.  "I didn't know that you kept such detailed 
notes about me."  Ranma leafed through the folder, and everything 
was there: his estimates of Nabiki's sizes, her classes, a rough 
approximation of her schedule, pictures, her interests.

    "Yes I did."

    "Well mister."  Nabiki stepped forward and jabbed Ranma in the 
chest.  "You'd better tell me a good reason that you have all of 
this stuff on me.  And you'd better tell me how you got this 
information.  And why."

    "Collected it myself."  Ranma seemed to sink down as he didn't 
like to tell the truth, that he was interested in Nabiki Tendo.  "I 
don't know.  I can't do anything else, so I just did it to past the 
time."

    Nabiki looked at Ranma, and everything about him seemed to tell 
him that he wasn't doing a good job of lying.  He was staring at 
the ground.  He was fiddling with his fingers.  Heck, she could 
tell that he had the barest tinges of a blush.

    "Is that so?"  Nabiki took out a sheet of paper.  "Ryoga handed 
this to me personally, this is a list of arguments claiming that 
you are interested in me."  Ranma stared at Nabiki.

    "Damn Ranko, she's always trying to do this to me."  Ranma 
muttered.

    "So why didn't you tell me at least to my face?  Why did you 
have to use Hiroshi?"  Nabiki looked at Ranma, and was surprised 
when his face began to harden.

    "What do you think?  Why would a girl like you want to be 
associate with a person like me?  I don't think that you'd want to 
be associated with me.  I guess I'd better leave before anyone gets 
any ideas."  Ranma walked briskly towards the door.

    "Would you please wait?"  Nabiki followed Ranma.

    Ranma pushed the door to the lavatory open, scaring the hell 
out of Hiroshi.  Nabiki was close behind.  "Ranma, please wait."  
Ranma didn't want to wait, he didn't want to be anywhere near 
Nabiki at that moment.  He started to run.

    Hiroshi looked at how fast Ranma ran off.  "I didn't know he 
could run that fast."  Nabiki leaned against the wall, staring at 
the sheet of paper in her hand.  Hiroshi suddenly swore.  "Fuck, 
Ranma shouldn't be straining himself like that."  Hiroshi grabbed 
Ranma's satchel and ran down the hall.

    Nabiki looked at Hiroshi.  "What do you mean?"

    Hiroshi paused.  "If you haven't noticed, Ranma is weak.  If he 
overexerts himself, he could faint and stop breathing."  Hiroshi 
didn't feel like divulging anymore.  Nabiki decided to follow 
Hiroshi.

    The reached the end of the hall, and there was still no sign of 
Ranma.  "You go outside, I'll check the second floor."  Hiroshi 
made his way towards the stairs.

    Nabiki jogged around the school, her eyes quickly scanning 
around.  She practically made her way around the school once, when 
she noticed Ranma on the ground.  She ran up, and kneeled next to 
Ranma.  Ranma seemed to be fighting for air as he laid on the 
ground.

    Nabiki rolled Ranma over.  "You idiot.  What are you trying to 
do?  Kill yourself?"

    Ranma muttered between gasps.  "Perhaps it's better that way."  
Ranma closed his eyes.  Nabiki seemed afraid for a moment, and she 
shook Ranma a bit.

    Ranma coughed, and his eyes flickered for a moment and then 
locked open.  "So do you admit that you're in love with me?"  
Nabiki looked intently at Ranma.

    "You're going to be my sister."  Ranma said, as his breathing 
slowly returned to normal.  Ranma looked helpless as Nabiki was 
holding his head.

    "That doesn't answer my question."  Nabiki stared at Ranma, who 
immediately looked the other way.

    "No.  I don't."  Ranma tried his best to sound sure of himself, 
but he sounded like a bad tape recording.

    Nabiki had to smile.  "You're a bad liar, you know?"  Ranma 
didn't return the smile.

    "I can't love you."  Ranma shook off Nabiki's hands and slowly 
stood up.  His muscles which ached suddenly spasmed and he fell 
back down.  Nabiki tried to help Ranma up, but he shook off her 
help.  "You're going to be my sister.  It's wrong for me to love 
you."  Ranma grimaced slightly, and he walked away.

    Ranma walked away with a heavy feeling in his heart.  For 
awhile, he had been truly interested in Nabiki.  He had seen her, 
heard about her, learned all that he could about her.  The single 
problem was that he knew that it was practically impossible for a 
girl like Nabiki to be attracted to him.  And finally, after their 
parents were going to be married, Nabiki admitted that she could 
love him.

* * *

    Ranko watched Ranma as he walked home.  Apparently, her plans 
had not developed the way that she wanted them to.  "Ryoga, what 
did you think happened?"  Both watched Ranma walk home, a little 
ways ahead of them.  Without even seeing his face, they both could 
tell Ranma wasn't smiling at all.

    "I don't know.  Maybe Ranma is scared of entering a 
relationship."  Ryoga offered.

    "Maybe you are right.  But I can't really imagine Ranma 
actually afraid of something.  I mean when I threaten him, he 
doesn't turn and run."  Ranko played with her pigtail.

    "I don't mean that type of scared, Ranko."  Ryoga grabbed Ranko 
by the arm and tried to tickle her.

    "Hey!  You know that I'm ticklish!  Stoppit!"  Ranko started 
giggling before Ryoga even touched her.

* * *

    Kasumi couldn't help but notice the troubled face on Nabiki as 
she walked into the Tendo home.  With a worried look, Kasumi closed 
her books and walked over to Nabiki.  "Nabiki what happened?  Did 
Ranma try to take advantage of you again?"  Kasumi looked over 
Nabiki, and from what Nabiki told her, she was beginning to develop 
a little dislike for Ranma Saotome.  In Kasumi's opinion, any man 
who had to gall to play with a woman's feelings did not have the 
right to experience true love.

    "No.  It's not that."  Nabiki sighed as Kasumi took her coat 
and hung it in the closet for her.  "It's just that I find it 
strange to even begin to understand Ranma."

    A look passed Kasumi's face.  "Oh, and what about this Ranma?"  
Nabiki couldn't help but find an acrid tone in her older sister's 
voice.

    "Well, Ranko sort of gave this to me."  Nabiki opened her 
satchel and handed the manila envelope to Kasumi.  "She says that 
Ranma has a crush on me."

    Kasumi took the envelope and peered inside.  There were plenty 
of photographs and other stuff inside.  Kasumi did have to admit, 
it was the work of a rather dedicated individual.  "And what does 
Ranma say?"

    "He won't say anything.  He even tried to run away from me."  
Kasumi closed the envelope and handed it back to Nabiki.

    "He tried?"  Kasumi was surprised with Nabiki's choice of words.


    "Well, he collapsed.  All he would say was that I was going to 
be his sister, and that it was wrong for him to show any interest 
in me.  He left right after that."

    Kasumi shrugged her shoulders as she cleared away her books in 
preparation for dinner.  "Well, I must agree with Ranma.  It 
wouldn't be proper, considering he is going to become our brother."