At the Zoo...
Hokay... what next... that filk Pervert was writing is finally
here... okay send'er up...
Wannabe (2:52)
Written by Spice Girls/Stannard/Rowe
Reduced to idiocy by Pervert
Produced by Richard Stannard & Matt Rowe
Mixed by Mike "Spike" Stent
Recording Engineer: Adrian Bushby
Assistant: Patrick McGovern
Keyboards and Programming by Matt Rowe& Richard Stannard
Published by Windswept Pacific Music Ltd/ Polygram Music Publishing Ltd.
Violated Copyright 1996 owned by Virgin Records Ltd.
Violated Ranma Copyright Rumiko Takahashi and Viz
Who are very very nice people and thus won't sue
Akane :So tell me who you want, who you really really want
C'mon tell me who you want, who you really really want
So tell me who you want, who you really really want
C'mon tell me who you want, who you really really want
You BAKA, you BAKA, you BAKA, You make me really really really
Wanna *bang* *smash* ah!
(Ranma gets beaten up)
Ukyou :If you're in my future, I'll forget our past
If you're gonna run from me ... better make it fast,
Now let's not go wasting our precious time,
Once we get our act together we could be just fine.
Akane :So tell me who you want, who you really really want
C'mon tell me who you want, who you really really want
You BAKA, you BAKA, you BAKA, You make me really really really
Wanna *bang* *smash* ah!
(Ranma gets beaten up)
All :I wanna be your lover, so I gotta get rid of my friends,
Marriage lasts forever, friendships gotta ends,
I wanna be your lover, but you have got to give,
Get rid of false fiancees, hey! that's the way it is.
Shampoo:What airen think about that now you know how I feel,
Please say you can handle my love and that you for real,
Please don't be hasty, give me a try,
If I really bug you, then I say BaiBai.
Akane :So tell me who you want, who you really really want
C'mon tell me who you want, who you really really want
You BAKA, you BAKA, you BAKA, You make me really really really
Wanna *bang* *smash* ah!
(Ranma gets beaten up)
All :I wanna be your lover, so I gotta get rid of my friends,
Marriage lasts forever, friendships gotta ends,
I wanna be your lover, but you have got to give,
Get rid of false fiancees, hey! that's the way it is.
Kodachi:So here's the story from A to Z, I know you wanna be
with me thus listen carefully, We got roses in the place
we can shove in their face, we got pictures of me with
nothing on but a mini-T shirt which comes for free,
I'm a real lady but when we're alone ... then we'll see ...
(Akane gets miffed at this and starts beating up Ranma)
All :Akane slams Ranma down and bops him all around
except Akane slams Ranma down and bops him all around
Akane
All :I wanna be your lover, so I gotta get rid of my friends,
Marriage lasts forever, friendships gotta ends,
I wanna be your lover, but you have got to give,
Get rid of false fiancees, hey! that's the way it is.
All :I wanna be your lover
except
Akane
Akane :You BAKA, you BAKA, you BAKA, you BAKA, you BAKA,
SoundFX:*SLAM* *SLAM* *SLAM* *SLAM*
All :Akane slams Ranma down and bops him all around
except Akane slams Ranma down and bops him all around
Akane Akane slams Ranma down and bops him all around
She slams his body down with a *pow* *bash* *argh!*
(Ranma is rendered unconscious)
(Everybody looks at prone Ranma)
All :I wanna be your lover
Pervert
escapee
Nikholas F. Toledo Zu
"SHH! Don't tell Switch"
... okay... next!
Switch
PS Sorry to whoever coined the term "filk".