At last!  Pervert's come out of hiding, AND he's sent me the prologue
to the fic he told me about.  It better be good...

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	It was a normal day in Nerima, the most untypical district in the 
world.  The sun was shining, the birds were singing (as was their wont), 
mothers were seeing their offspring off to school, and Ranma was flying 
through the air via Akane Express (as was sometimes her wont).

	Yes, it did seem like a typical day in Nerima.

	Ukyou Kuonji was late.  She was barreling through the street in 
record time, scattering dust all about her.  "Damn damn damn damn" she 
cursed herself for waking up so late.  "It's not as if there was anybody 
to keep me awake last night."  She stopped at that.  "Foolish girl, you 
definitely won't get anybody by moping," she finally said.  She started 
to run again, trying to make up for lost time daydreaming when 
suddenly... 

	Ranma crashed into the pavement right in front of her.

	Again, this still seemed like a typical day in Nerima.

	"Ranchan!!!  Are you okay?!?!"  shouted Ukyou as she tried to wake 
Ranma up, classes be damned.  Suddenly, Ranma stood up, looking none the 
worse for wear.  It seemed he was about to say something when suddenly he 
saw Ukyou.  Suddenly, words seemed to fail him.

	"Ucchan," Ranma said in a voice that seemed almost like a gasp.  He 
looked upon Ukyou as if seeing her for the first time.

	This did not go unnoticed by Ukyou.  Understandably she was 
flustered, confused, and maybe just a LITTLE bit excited.  "Ra - Ra - 
Ranchan.  Are you feeling all right?"  Ranma didn't respond.  He seemed 
to be contemplating something.  This lasted for several minutes.

	I suppose we can all assume that this is what we can call a 
pregnant moment.  Weeell, eventually the moment gave birth 
(argggghhhhh!!!!! That was a VERY bad pun).

	Ranma moved closer to Ukyou, as if he had decided something.  Ukyou 
at this point was VERY nervous.  She didn't know what to think, what to 
do, or what Ranma was going to do either.  In fact she kinda seemed like 
a deer caught in the headlights of a tank.  Ranma stopped within inches 
of her, as if waiting for her to respond.

	Ukyou's heart was pounding mercilessly.  Ukyou was thinking: "This 
is your chance girl!!!  All this time you've been waiting.  Now your 
dreams may now actually come true.  Go for it girl.  C'MON!!!" 
Unfortunately her body didn't seem to want to respond.  It wasn't 
everyday that Ukyou was face to face and only inches away from the man 
she loved.

	As it turned out, Ukyou didn't have to do a thing.  As if reading 
her thoughts, Ranma suddenly leaned forward and kissed Ukyou.  Ukyou was 
only happy to reply.  They stayed like that for a long time... both 
obviously enjoying the experience.

	Okay, so maybe it wasn't a typical day after all... 

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Nikholas "Pervert" F. Toledo presents

Split Ends
a Ranma 1/2 Fanfic

coming soon from NFTZu

"No, it's not what happens when there's no Shampoo...."

Thank you for the bother.  ^_^

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