"Men on Anime", Written By Mike HAYES

B:  Hi, I'm Blain Edwards.

A:  And I'm Antwon Merrywether.

B&A:  And welcome to "Men on Anime".

B:  The show that take a look enterntainment...

A:  ...from a masculine point of view.

B: Today we'll be looking at animated productions from the land of the rising sun,
Japan.

A: That's right, we've viewed the some of the best animation out there and are willing to
give the nitty gritty.

B: Our first feature is the long running TV series "Sailor Moon".  

A: This featured a team of cute young schoolgirls spinning around naked and changing
into demon-thrashing super hereos.

A&B: Hated it!!

B: I just don't see the facination.

A: And why was it that Tuxedo mask never spun around naked?

B: A major dissappointment indeed.

A: Our next feature is another classic, "Dragon Ball".

B: Oh, I bet you are.

A: Oh, stop it, you!  This series follows the matial arts/ superhero like action centered
around Goku.

B: Personally, I was dissappointed.  I think there was a thing between Goku and Piccolo,
but the producers wouldn't let them show it because it would be THAT kind of 
relationship.

A: Really?

B: Yeah, It's a color thing.  Those Japanese are all racists.

A: Well, I rather enjoyed it.  All those sweaty men doing battle with one another to save
the planet.  I found it _suki_!

B: Oh, save that for later!

A: No, I mean "suki", that's japanese for "good" or "goodness".  You know I'm BI-
lingual.

B: Well goodness me, it's time for out last feature, KIZUNA.

A: Yes, this was by far our favorite.

B: Say, what does "kizuna" mean in Japanese?

A: It means "bonds". 

B: Oh!  Well nothing beats a good love triangle.

A: That's right.  This is why KIZUNA gets a very special...

B&A: Two snaps up in a circle!!

A: And well, that all the time we have today.

B: So, until next time, this is Blain Edwards

A: And Antwon Merrywether

B&A:  And Sayonara from "Men on Anime"!