On Tue, 29 Apr 1997, John Dynon wrote:

        "Hold it right there!"
        The demon turned around, still holding its victim.  "Who the hell
are you?"
        "For what you've done, I shall not forgive you!" Shouted Usagi
        "For love and justice..." cried Akane Tendo
        "And to protect the world from evil..." continued C-Ko
        "WE SHALL PUNISH YOU WITH OUR COOKING!"

MAGICAL GIRLS OF BAD COOKING
Coming absolutely never ... I hope.

Why not?