A wandering Martial Artist who is not yet 17, was feeling a little lost.

So he walked up to the local Martial Arts Master and said,

"Hey, I'm a wandering Martial Artist who is not yet 17, and I'm feeling a
little lost."

"Get a Catera!" said the Master, so he did.

And he checked out the Onstar System, and noted the price, and said, "Hey,
now I can get to the Dojo even faster!"

"However you get your kicks," the master said.
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Sorry.  This just popped into my head while I was looking for a snack.  It
started as "A man who is not yet twenty was feeling a little peckish..."

Sorry...

JD
Paladin of The Holy Pair
Verbena Mage
No-Brand Hero
Homepage <http://rvcc.raritanval.edu/~jfarber/>

Life is a disease: Sexually transmitted and always fatal.
But that doesn't mean that you can't enjoy it!
	-Death, 'Death Talks about Life'