Health warning: Those of you who have read the teasers "Police, Police" and 
"Megatokyo at Night", and have found them too weird for your taste, would do 
well to stop reading now.  You have been warned.

You thought I couldn't get worse.

You were wrong.

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  DING DONG!
  From the back of the shared apartment, a young brunette skated towards the
door, and answered it.  She looked outside, and brightened at the sight of a
small rodent on the doorstep.  She turned to one of her roommates, a
stalwart young lad who had followed her in.
  "Look, Ryoga," she said, "it's a hamster.  Just what I need for dissection
lab tomorrow."  She giggled slightly, turning a trained pre-med eye on the
poor hamster.
  "Actually," said Ryoga, scratching his head, "I think I need that for the
team, Azusa.  We've been looking for a new mascot ever since the old one went
missing... say, you wouldn't have had anything to do with that, would ya?"
  "Hands off that hamster!"
  Ryoga and Azusa turned their attention from the door towards the rear of
the apartment, where a young man with large eyes and a pale complexion
entered.  Azusa smirked.  "Friend of yours, Hikaru?"
  Hikaru Gosunkugi shook his head.  "He belongs to Tatewaki Kuno, and it
looks like he's brought us a note."  Sure enough, the small rodent held up
the piece of paper it was delivering.  Hikaru picked up the letter and shut
the door.  No one heard the pained little squeak as the hamster sustained
minor nose injuries.
  "It's from my old friend Sasuke," said Hikaru.  "He says Kodachi's pet,
Mr Turtle, has mutated into an insane genius, and Principal Kuno's going to
kill them both!"  Ryoga's jaw dropped at the cruelty, while Azusa's eyes
widened at the thought of wasting a perfectly good specimen.  Funnily enough,
only Ryoga was thinking about Mr Turtle.
  Hikaru looked out of the apartment window into the dark, starry night.  "I
thought I was free of the Principal and those crazy Kunos forever."  His
expression slowly set with determination.
  "But now, I know that I must go....

      ...back to the Mansion!"





                             DAY OF THE TURTLE

                 A Ranma 1/2 / Day of the Tentacle Crossover

                           Not Quite Coming Soon


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"I hope this isn't like the primitive, dangerous microwave ovens from my
century.  Those things can really pop a hamster good."

                                       -- Laverne
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