Hayesman wrote:

     "Hey Hayes!".  Said the blonde.
     "Cute.  Like I haven't heard that before."
     The dark one remains silent.
     "Well, well, well.  If it isn't the Hayesman.  Going on a road trip."
     "Yeah, I will as soon as you give me back my car."
     "Hey, It's in back lot."
     "You didn't leave any drugs in it did you?  If I get arrested for possession, I will personally return with a metal cutter and cut off fingers."
     "Hey, nasty.  I kept it clean.  The brakes are fixed."
     "Good."  He takes out an envelope of money.
     "Alright", the blonde says as he take out the money.  "So, you never told me
where you wear going?  Going into the city to score some pussy?"
     "Thanks for you're boud of confidence, but I think we all know I'm going to die a virgin. 

(Snip)  
	Cool, Jay! You got him right on.  Maybe you could throw in a little
"I'll f*ck anything that moves!" Or "Noise, noise, noise smoking
weed....") 

(Snip)
 
 "That stuff's messed up, man.  That kind of stuff is just a bunch uf
fucked up shit.  That stuff doesn't happen in real life."

     "You'd be surprised."  Hayesman gets up and leaves some money on the counter.
"Ahem.".

  (Snip)    

Okay, so this is hinting at some weird stuff to happen at the convention
I assume.  Nice setup though, I want to read more.
Hey, are you going to a "Mallrats" style story too?  
I can't wait to see the rest of this I LOVE Kevin Smith's movies.

Chris DiNote