This is my lame attempt at humor.

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	Last eternity, I saw life.  It's a story by living things, I was
intrigued to find out what it would be like.

	Well, I was thoroughly disappointed.  The Movie started out all
black, lots of darkness with people talking but I couldn't understand
what they were saying.  Then suddenly there was the brightest light
and people were standing around slapping the screen.

	Well, for the first part of the movie, it was confusing as people
would talk and do strange things that I didn't understand.  The
picture was also a bit blurry which could have been fixed with some
easy editing techniques.  As the movie progressed the language and
actions were slowly understood, but the protagonist would always miss
a few obvious signs and actions by other people.

	When the protagonist first met his girlfriend he acted odd and
suddenly the language the girl was speaking in couldn't be
understood.  Strangely enough, the more the protagonist spend with
the girl, the language she was speaking in became more understood.

	Throughout the movie, every now and then people would talk to the
protagonist and he would think they were speaking in another language
when they weren't.

	There were a bunch of holes in the storyline as well.  A bunch of
times the protagonist was thinking about going out drinking and
suddenly the scene would switch to the next morning and a new female
character would be in his bed.
	One time it happened as he woke up married. This was the highlight
of the movie.

	In the end the picture started getting blurry and things were
muffled.  The camera seemed to move very slowly near the end and
eventually the sound cut out of the movie entirely.  I was annoyed at
this but the end of the movie was near so I kept watching.

	At the very end, the camera didn't move at all, it kept going in and
out of focus, looking only at the ceiling.  Finally the picture went
black.

	I don't recommend this movie to anyone, the picture quality is bad
at the start, then gets crystal clear only to get completely worse at
the end.  While the beginning seemed to be in mono sound, the middle
was in full polyphony digital sound, while the end of the movie
seemed not to have sound at all.
	The movie had many plot holes, like the parts with drinking, and
then end had no conclusion.  there was many things the protagonist
had left to do when the movie ended.
	Overall, the movie is good at times and really bad at others.

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-Tempest "Quoth the Raven, Nevermore..." -Edgar Allen Poe
Poet, Writer, Philospher, and Hopeless Romantic.
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