Skywise, Skychan? wrote:

Hello, I dont have the time to write this one myself right now but
anyone whos looking for an idea heres a whopper.  How about a
crossover of AMG El Hazard and Ranma 1/2?
need I say any more?

Hmmm funny you should say that.. This is something I did a while back,
and I've been thinking of ways to expand it... 

I'm tending more towards an El Hazard/AMG crossover at the moment,
Makoto looked closer to university age at the end than high school.. on
the other hand, officially, he's still school age.. and changing schools
would avoid any awkward questions about how he suddenly looks a few
years older...

I can certainly see them staying on earth.. I imagine Ifurita would not
be a very popular young lady back in El Hazard.. blowing away people's
cities tends to leave a bad impression.

**************************************

She stared into her locker in shock.  Someone had.. had emptied it while
she was at gym!  Emptied it of her underwear anyway.. similar gasps of
dismay echoed around the changing room, along with a name.. 

Grabbing anything vaguely club like, preferably something with lots of
spiky bits, the pack of maenads burst out, shrieking and howling for the
hentai's blood.  There was only one person left behind...

The thief had only taken items of clothing, fortunately... fortunately
for him anyway.  She was angry enough as it was.  A pale arm reached
into the locker and retrieved a cloth wrapped stave..

She knelt and unwrapped it.. then stood, and smiled.  Sparks.. ball
lightning gathered around her hands and the power key staff.  It was
only a small smile, but it had seen the death of cities.

Ifurita felt her systems coming on line. It had been a while, 20 000
years without maintenance, but she had been built to last.  To be able
to keep fighting.. and fighting and fighting... Always fighting.. 

<Unit IFR Power On Self Test - Combat Mode Initialisation>
<Neural Net at 87% baseline>
<Power system at 36% baseline>
<Power system runup.. nominal>
<Shields at 23% baseline>
<Activate shields.. shields nominal>
<Weapons systems at 14% baseline>
<Begin Weapon Preheats>
<Sensors at 44% baseline>
<Battle Reflex : Standby>
<Unit IFR operational at 36% weighted baseline capacity>
<Recommendation : Maintenance required>

There was a grim satisfaction in her expression... This was what she was
built for.  She had made other choices, the direction of her
existance..  no, not existance, her _life_, was hers to choose now.  She
was, for the first time, happy, truly happy.

She hoped Makoto wouldn't be too angry with her, but this she wasn't
going to let this pass.  Not for revenge, or out of a concept of justice
she was only beginning to understand, but simply so that the culprit
would _not_ want to do it again.  Quite logical she thought, no one
could criticise her for that..

And there was a certain satisfaction in doing what she did best, in
being the best.  Even if she would no longer carry though to it's
conclusion.. no more killing.  She would not kill again.. not unless
other lives were at stake, and she did not anticipate that here.  Here
she would at last find peace.  Peace with her Makoto.  Her smile
softened.

<Prepare for D-Fold  : co-ordinates set>
<Battle Reflex : Engaged>
<Weapon preheats complete>
<Weapon safety interlocks : off >
<Set Weapon power levels : Hurt-Real-Bad>
<Target Parameters : Human. Male. Approx 1 meter height. Balding. Old.
Mustache. Hentai.>

She blinked for a moment.. confused.

<Invalid Target Parameter : Hentai >

Well, he couldn't be _too_ difficult to find, this Happosai.

<D-Fold execute>

There was a flash in the change room, but there was no one there to see
it... 

High above Nerima, there was another flash... then a glowing contrail,
beginning a search pattern. 

The hunt was on.

-- 
Barry Cadwgan ( BCADWGAN@FL.NET.AU )
"The end does not justify the means.  
 The end is the sum of the means,
 as the road travelled determines the destination." 
Valijon Starbringer (Hellflower Trilogy, Eluki bes Shahar)