On Fri, 18 Apr 1997, David M Lerman wrote:

  This just arrived today from the system guru at our computer center, so
it is no GOOD TIMES hoax, but a real warning.

I do NOT care.  This is NOT the correct forum for this, do NOT post
anything like this here.

Furthermore, as far as I'm concerned, anyone stupid enough to use a
Microsoft product should get their hard drive formatted.  Win95 is not an
OS, it's a virus.