Kodachi smiled as she straightened her framed diploma. She glanced around 
her well appointed office, before her eyes rested upon a leather couch. 
Who could have guessed, years ago, that she'd be here? Most of her peers
had expected her to do Chemistry or Botany in University. But somehow, those
two fields hadn't interested her as much as the one she eventually graduated
from. She laughed out loud as she went over to the intercom and pressed the
send button.

"Be a dear and send in my first patient." she said with a chortle.

"Yes Dr Kodachi." the secretary replied as Kodachi smiled. Dr Kodachi. It
had a certain ring about it. Oh yes, all those years getting that 
psychology degree would come in handy now, now that it was time to treat
her first patient.

"Why Ranma-sama!" Dr Kodachi said as she saw her patient. "What a surprise!
Whatever could ail you?"

Ranma cleared his throat, before he said "Well, I think I'm enjoying being
beaten by Akane a bit too much. Lately, I've been insulting her a lot more,
just so she'd hit me. I... it's turning me on Doc!"

"Please..." Kodachi purred as she pointed at the couch, "won't you sit? And
tell me more..."


>From 'Dr Kodachi, Psycho Psychologist.'

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Mark Doherty  -  mdoherty@mailbox.uq.edu.au
My fanfics are at http://www.uq.edu.au/~zzhdoher

"Kawaii must die."