On Fri, 18 Apr 1997, Nikholas F. Toledo wrote:

And now, my take on the worst intro to a fanfic for 1997:

"Oh, Soun," said Genma, "your moustache is tickling me."

	Should'a seen it comin'...  OOCH.  

And in the same vein:

"Hiii, my name is Colgne and I am your ultimate sexual fantasy on
555-SICKSICKSICK"

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                  The Chaotic Trickster - kergma@humbug.org.au