At 11:18 PM 4/15/97 +0000, Shadow Dancer wrote:

Well, seem as my last one was too long (Thanks for telling us, WW)
Here's my other entry, which I dicarded because it was too short.

*****

Ranma lifted her head from my cock, saying, "Oh, Happi, I wanted you
to do that to me for so long..."

*****

And you thought Happi's Delight was sick...:)

Oh yeah?


 *****

	Happosai positioned his ass just above Ranma-Chan's open mouth,
cletched his fists and pushed for all he was worth.


Now THAT'S sick.   :) 

How 'bout this:

Ranma drank the milk from Cologne's breasts, savoring the taste.

"I thought you were too old to still produce breast milk" he said.

"I AM too old for that....but I'm not too old to have breast cancer" she

said.

Not only is that sick, it's downright disgustin'!!!

I think we have a couple of winners for worst fanfic opening....

That brings up a point for me...Can a woman still produce milk after 
menopause?  Just something I've been wondering about.

She can get pregnant after menopause, but that takes the expertise of some 
very expensive surgeons in Italy.