Subject: Re: [FFML] Why not Shampoo?
From: David Bateson
Date: 4/17/1997, 12:28 AM
To: JD Farber
CC: Fanfic ML <fanfic@fanfic.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 1997, JD Farber wrote:

Well, I would rank her ahead of Kodachi, who is insane :)
At least with Shampoo, you wouldn't get unpredictable behavior and random
poisoning.  So I can say ONE good thing for her.  You wouldn't have to
worry about waking up dead or tied to ceiling.  Probably.

I think that I would have to dissagree with you on those points.  You know
how potion happy Shampoo gets. 

I would like to point out that in the actual Anime/Manga Shampoo uses 
drugged/enchanted food very rarely, in fact, only once I am certain of (the 
compulsion mushrooms).  In her other plots SHampoo normally waves some 
Magic item/cure in front of Ranma and then stands back as Ranma charges into 
her trap.

The notion that Shampoo regularly drugs food is an invention of certain 
FANFIC writers and is at variance with the source material.

On the other hand every time Kodachi is shown cooking, the food turns out 
to drugged.

If she had a husband, she would see him as a
guniea pig more then anything else. 

I disagree totally here.  I think it is quite plain that Shampoo does 
develop genuine feelings of affection for Ranma as the series 
progresses.  She may not, in fact, love Ranma as much as she thinks she 
does, but that she would use him as a guinea pig is utterly unbelievable 
(for one thing Shampoo doesn't invent items, she uses reliable artifacts and 
recipes handed down by her ancestors, she doesn't *NEED* a guinea pig ^_^ 
).  

As for being tied to the ceiling, well,
we all know how playful cats can be.  And that wouldn't be too bad.  All in
all, I'd rank her behind Kodachi.  

It's quite plain from the way the Manga/Anime was written that there was 
never any serious threat to the Ranma-Akane match, however it is equally 
clear that Takahashi-san saw Shampoo as Akane's most dangerous rival with 
Ukyou a distant third and Kodachi a possibility only in her own mind.

As a minor comment on strategies... Ukyou has tried a number of clever 
ways to seperate Ranma & Akane, evidently acting on the assumption that 
with Akane out of the picture Ranma would become hers.  Shampoo has 
tried, in her own clumsy fashion, to make Ranma like her despite Akane 
still being in the picture.  I think Ukyou is far more likely to succeed 
in a plot to break up Ranma & Akane, but I have doubts about the 2nd 
stage of her plan.  Shampoo is extremely unlikely to get anywhere, but if 
she does, she has won.

At least Kodachi's drugs and mental
imbalances are already known, 

You say that like you actually believe it...

unlike the full extent of Shampoo's depravity.
Better the devil you know...

Shampoo is a trained warrior, she is ruthless, determined, open with her 
feelings and overly simplistic.  To call her depraved, with all that 
implies, is a baseless and hopelessly inaccurate accusation.  

Shampoo has shown herself to be willing to kill, as is appropriate in a 
warrior, but unlike Mousse has shown restraint in what she does.  
Shampoo, as displayed in the Manga, is perfectly capable of killing 
Akane, but is smart enough to only consider it when the blame will fall 
on someone else. 

While this is not an endearing trait, I find it preferable to some of the 
things Mousse has shown himself capable of - Shampoo has only ever 
targetted those who chose (for whatever reason) to stand in her path, 
Mousse is the guy who, having failed to beat Ranma in a fair fight, 
kidnapped Akane and threatened to turn her into a duck in an effort to 
lure Ranma into a trap and followed it up by being willing to endanger 
innocents and his own allies in an effort to kill Ranma.

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