*Sigh* The fun of having your account go down for a couple of day's...So
much fun, getting so much mail...The fact @fanfic.com doesn't seem to like
me (I can't use fanfic-request and I had a post bounce back to me...) and
well exams are on me soon. So it's time for another attempt at a bad
fanfic (again, my motive is to win this using no Ranma and no lemon
scenes...And I think I may have it this time around...BWAHAHAHAHAHAH..)

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It was dark, it was peacfull and it was relaxing. And that's all Kei cared
about as she seemed to float through nothingness, half way between sleep
and conciousness. In front of her was a speck of light, light of the
outside world that beckoned her. But she ignored the call, for going to
the light brought pain, pain from...

Her mind recoiled again, unable or perhaps unwilling to deal with how she
ended up in this state. It instead sent waves of comfort over her,
propelling her back into the darkness away from the pain, away from the
real world, away from Yuri...

YURI...

"YURI!!" the ripple was sent through the blackness, as the light grew
from the speck to something bigger. It was coming to Kei, bringing with it
pain but a pain which Kei would have to deal with, deal with for Yuri's
sake. And as the light and pain took over Kei's body, she slowly forced
herself to open her eye's and face the world...

"Kei...Your awake..."

"Kaichou...Yuri...How..." Kei muttered, blinded by the powerfull halogen
lamps of the Emergency room. Not wanting to face them, she turned over to
her side only to see another hospital bed. One with a mess of medical
machinery that Kei couldn't recognize attached to a person, a person that
she knew. A person..."Y..u...r..i..."

"I'm sorry Kei..I'm really am but I'm afraid that She's in a Coma..."

"N..o... Y....u...r...." but Kei drifted off back into unconciousness
before she could even finish her sentence...

**(A week later...)

"Ahh, it's nice to see your all right Kei!!!"

"Stuff it, now tell me what's your going to do about those bastards that
put Yuri into a coma.."

"Well, we're proceding on a couple of leads, but.." the cheif couldn't
finish though as Kei rapidly picked him up and slammed him into a wall.
Once there she looked at him with fire in her eye's. "I want them, got
it!!!"

"But your in no shape, Kei..."

"I'm the one that brings them down...I'll do it for Yuri.."

The cheif hestited for a bit longer, knowing full well that an agent
working out of revenge was often the most dangerous agent, and not to the
criminals. But still, there was a chance that Kei could bring them down
and it did keep her out of 3WA office thus sparing the damage that Kei
would normally cause in a mood like this. Beside the Cheif had a secert
weapon up his sleave...

"All right, I'll you do it. But since your not at full health I'm giving
you a partner.." The cheif paused, then quickly interrupted Kei before she
could vocie her protests. "You need a partner, untill you get up to full
health. After all you don't want to lose these guy's now don't you..."

Kei sighed, the cheif was right. She need to get these bastards and to do
that she would work with anyone. "Hai..." she replied, wondering who she
would be working with...

"Send her in please, Anyway Kei I'm sure you'll get along with her...The
computer mde sure that you had a perfect match. Ah, her she is.." The
Cheif paused, opening the door for a young looking girl with long light
blue hair. She also seemed to be wearing an outfit that reminded Kei more
of the old Magical Girl Anime then a 3WA agent. 

"Ohayoo Kei, And I hope I will work well together," The girl bowed as she
introduced herself, "But can I get some time off tonight, I have a date
tonight so..."

"Kaichou!!!" Kei yelled, turning around to see the cheif lounging at his
desk. "Who is this.." 

"Kei, I'd like you to meet Yuri, she's your temporary partner for this
case..."

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Richard Beaubien

Presents 

Shin Dirty Pair Flash!!!

Not coming any time soon...^^

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There, I think I've gotten most of the Dirty Pair fan's against me know,
though I do think that 2 minutes into the fic Kei will find a rather
painfull way to get rid of the Dirty Pair flash Yuri...^^

Now tell me that this isn't bad...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!1

Ja ne!!

Richard Beaubien
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Mizuno Ami-chan forever!!!

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