Takezo opened his mail reader and read the post, 'Gratuitous Theater'.
"Oh, great," he said. "Now TimeRunner's getting into this
self-insertion schtick. And he put me, Bob, and Kojiro on this one too?!"
"What's this?" he said as he read on. "Scriviner and Nikholas
Toledo's in this one?" His eyes bugged out as he read on. "WHAAAT?! Kun-chan
too? What gives?"
[OMAKE! OMAKE!]
"Uh, TimeRunner," Scriviner said wearily to the guy running around
the room superdeformed, flailing his arms, "do you have to be superdefrmed
for this fic?"
TimeRunner stopped for a second. "Actually...No." He suddenly
reverted back to normal size. He straightened his shirt and fixed his collar.
And started running around the room, normal-sized, flailing his arms.
[OMAKE! OMAKE!]
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That's right! Run for the hills! It's Gratuitous Self meets Omake
Theater! Where TimeRunner and Scriviner take off the kit gloves and DIRECTLY
lampoon the state of the FFML!
Don't worry, Gratuitous Self Part 7 is still on its way, but it has
spawned this abomination, coming to a mail reader near you!!!
TimeRunner
(on behalf of Scriviner)
"Uh," Takezo asked TimeRunner as he watched Nikholas Toledo having a
discussion with himself, "what's with that guy?"
TimeRunner smirked. "Internal conflict. Hey! Nik!"
Nikholas looked up. "Um, yeah?"
"You guys really ought to get separate e-mail addresses."
[OMAKE! OMAKE!]