I got this today, (the sixteenth of April...) so I thought I'd add
myself.

Walker: One who slowly moves along, never jogging, and never
running, never moving fast enough to finish a fic before
deciding that it's not worth writing and starting another.
-- 
	-Jeremy Walker
"Mindless Agressiveness leads to Clumsiness."
"I fell off my train of thought."
"The bridge on the highway of your mind has been bombed by evil
American terrorists."
"You have fallen to the temptation of Nathan...I mean, Satan!"