Heh, well one line huh...how about two?
This particular idea seems to be popular...


Oh Happosai!!  That was wonderful!
Sweeto!  Cologne baby!

The lemon of the century!
The two old farts finally get together.

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Exercises to prepare you for skiing:
     A few simple warm-ups to make sure you're prepared for the slopes:
        1) Tie a cinder block to each foot and climb a flight of stairs.
        2) Sit on the outside of a fourth-story window ledge with your
           skis on and your poles in your lap for at least 30 minutes.
        3) Bind your legs together at the ankles, lie flat on the floor;
           then, holding a banana in each hand, get to your feet.

A confined octopus can escape through any aperture wider than the distance
between its eyes.
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