"Shut up, Tora!" Ukyou yelled as she *clanged* the battlespat over the
orange monster's huge head.  Damn, she thought, I should have left him
down there in the cellar under Dad's restaurant, pinned to the wall with
this stupid spatula.  Who'd've thought those family fairy tales were
*true*?  Who ever heard of a magical spatula powered by the human soul?
-- From episode 1 of "Ukyou and Tora"

	just one question. how do you pin anyoe with a spatula? you stick him
with the handle? or chop his body in half with the large end?

You're going to nitpick a *Bulwer-Lytton* entry?  <sigh>

Tora is very large; consider it as having run vertically through his
abdomen, okay? <grin>

-- Bob