Subject: [FFML] Poems
From: JD Farber
Date: 4/10/1997, 12:51 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Well, with all the fluff that I've gotten, I'm suprised that I haven't put
on ten pounds.  Thanks everyone!!  BTW, you can stop now.  Guys?  Ummm....I
feel like I'm about to be drown in tribbles...

Anyway, someone sent me a poem, so I thought that I would share some happy
poems that various people have written.  Enjoy!

Her Rage Consuming
Single Solitary Point
Focused Sharply. Fire.

Wait, that wasn't a happy poem, that was a haiku Priss wrote!!!  I think
that I have a happy poem here.  Let me try again.

Hair the shade of fire,
Eyes as cold as ice.
I burn with lustful desire,
And your breasts are quite nice.

Nope, that's one that Kuno wrote.  Remind me to send that to Ranma.  Let me
try this one.

There was a young girl named Sasami
Who couldn't cook pasta and salami
She fumed and she cried
She once again tried
And managed to quite nicely surprise me!

Well, that's a little better.  I don't know why I have Tenchi's english
homework, though.  Damn.  Guess I couldn't find one.  Hope you liked the
other three!

JD
Paladin of The Holy Pair
Verbena Mage
No-Brand Hero

Darkness beyond Twilight,
Crimson beyond Blood that flows,
Buried in the flow of Time.
In Thy great name,
I pledge myself to Darkness.
All the fools who stand in our
Way shall be destroied
By the Power
You and I possess
	-Lina Inverse

Life is a disease: Sexually transmitted and always fatal.
But that doesn't mean that you can't enjoy it!
	-Death, Sandman #???  (anyone remember?)