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RoboForce 1/2
Legal advice courtesy of Tendo Nabiki;
Takahashi and co. disclaimer yadda yadda....can and will be used
against.....yadda yadda...whole truth and nothing but the....yadda
yadda....court finds you guilty....yadda yad?!#$....WHAT DO YOU MEAN
'EXECUTION'?!?!
Chapter One; Picture if you will.....
The town had been held in the grip of terror for some weeks now.
The Robo Gangs technology outclassing anything the beleaguered and
incompetently mismanagaged police force could bring to bear.
Terry Sing huddled in the miserable weather behind the police barricade
waiting for Dominator 1 to turn up at the bank as the anonymous note
to his newspaper, one of many had promised.
The giant robot was, for the most part, the reason for the Robogangs
arrogant confidence. "How could anything stand up to this?" the young
newspaper reporter wondered. He used his sleeve in a vain attempt to
clear the rain from his glasses and view more closely the swat teams
inordinate amounts of ordinance. Assult rifles, APC's, shotguns and
even a rocket launcher or two were on display.
"All right move back everyone, this is supposed to be a secure
zone". These words came from an officious looking captain with an
oily smile and the sort of moustache that is just left of
fashionable, just right of serious and spot on stupid. "Wait, what
about the freedom of the press, people have a right to know",
spluttered Terry as he was pushed back by a couple of overly zealous
thugs in blue. His protests fell on deaf ears as he was escorted back
to his little scooter.
A rebellious streak ,usually well hidden in the normally placid young
man came to the fore of the now thoroughly damp reporters mind. (No
his mind wasn't damp, just him). He weeled his scooter around and
made his way around the supposedly secure police line before leaving
it proped beside a wall.
He scuttled under the cover of darkness to come to rest behind the
banks ostentatious concrete sign beside the main building. No
sooner was he settled behind cover than he heard some sort of
commotion on the far side of the police barricade. "It's breaking
through!" came the dismayed cry, swiftly followed by an agonized
scream mercifully cut short. The ominous silence
dragged on for timeless seconds......
Suddenly this moment of peace was rudely shattered by a robot with
all the style of a rogue paperclip. In its favour though, it had the
drama of any combat robot with the following vitals;
Height; huge,
Weight; first take two large trucks,....then .....you get the picture
right? Suffice to say it was bigger than your favourite sumo star.
Its eye sockets glowed a cool, if somewhat pointless lambent red and
gouts of steam issued forth from vents in its head at sporadic
intervals (doubtless they had something to do with the hydraulics
system. Yeah I'll buy that!)."I am Dominator 1!", for that was the
title of this bulky, armored SFX escapee. From somewhere in the
depths of this monstrous bulk came this booming artificial voice "You
cannot resist the might of the Robogang, we shall crush all
opposition....IN THE NAME OF THE MIGHTY LUCIFER...."
The creation emphasised its point with the limp body of the crushed
policeman in its mighty fist. "Wow! Scoop of the century" thought
Terry happily to himself as he raised his camera, humourously
forgetting the lens cap. At this point whatever else it might have
had to say was lost in the pyrotechnics of a triggerhappy army of
police men with big guns.
Terry, who had by this point ventured out to the road, was panicked
by the riotous richochets and he dropped the aforementioned visionary
aids as well as the occular image capture device by the feet of of
the barbarous behemoth. Fumbling about on the rain swept tarmac he
retrieved both camera and glasses just in time to watch the mobile
monolith commit an offence of dubious legality, namely that of
absconding with the banks ill gotten gains (yes you read that right).
Conveniently the bank kept its gold reserves close at hand in a
large steel container and wrapped in chains for towing, and it
shortly emerged from the building, shrugging off the ineffectual fire
of the even less effective police.
At this point a handsome young man, resplendent in flowing white
robes of chinese origins stepped forward from the shadows. Besides
him a male companion, sheltering both with his umbrella.....Another
dramatic pause......Flinging wide his arms the man in white attacked
a nearby mail box with a stream of transformer toys issueing from his
sleeves and crying "I have you now Dominator 1!" He promptly
vanished, replaced somehow in the pouring rain by an angry white duck
with glasses.....his partner had gone too.....seemingly
.....ummm...gone!
The monstrous metallic manufacturer of mayhem
ignored the interuption and triggered its jetpacks in such a way as
to send the ironclad infidel hurtling skywards, towing his goodies
behind him at the end of a chain like some bizzare Saint
Nicholas.....
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AUTHORS NOTE;
This is based in part (so far in main) on the HK action movie
Roboforce, starring the fabulous Sally Yeh (of 'the Killer' fame)
which people either love or hate (either movie) but I think was a
great bit of entertainment (especially the credit sequence). You
should watch it (or I'll keep enclosing everything in these annoying
brackets)....Oh yeah, this be my first fanfic BTW so I hope you like
it (or at least think it has some small potential)
NeonB.
drift5@ihug.co.nz
Things we are unlikely to ever hear...
"Take me now Giant Robo...NO!...Wait, I mean ARRRGGH!"
*SPLUT*