At 07:31 AM 6/04/97 -0400, gaffney@iconn.net wrote:

Now:  it's time for the 1997 contest.  The object is to create the worst
opening for an anime fanfic in the entire world.  Just an utterly evil
opening.

Let's not forget the massive X-over type fic:

In a battle for truth, justice, and the right to glomp onto people of the
opposite sex, they came from all corners of the globe and beyond, from this
and other times. They are the elite of the ecchi. The paragons of perversity.
They are...
The lord of lechery, the leader of our last hope, Happosai.
The greatest of glompers, Ataru Moroboshi.
The paragon of peekers, Mackie Stingray.
And joining them (somewhat unwillingly) in their battles, Urd, the goddess 
of love.
Together, they are the only hope for the world. May the gods help us all...
They are... The Hentai Hero Squad. And this is their story...

The saddest thing about this is that I will go write the story to this one
day, when I have the spare time. If that makes it ineligable, so be it.

************  
Mark Doherty  -  mdoherty@mailbox.uq.edu.au
My fanfics are at http://www.uq.edu.au/~zzhdoher

"Kawaii must die."