I'dd just like to say I blame society.
 
                                      Robyn.



                    Strange Transformations

She walked down the steps of the school laughing with her friends.
"I really don't know why anyone would even need non-Euclydian geometry."
she said. "It's just so...so..."
 "Helpful in strange situations?" A friend suggested.
 "Yaaa What-ever." she said. "Come on let's go to the mall."
"Don't you think we should maybe try to get that homework started?"
 Her dark-haired girlfriend asked.
 "Na, we can do that tomorrow. Becides," The golden-haird added." I'm in
the mood for shoes."
 The girls headed down the street turning heads with their laughter..

 "Hey good lookin' goin'my way?"
 The girls turned and saw the red sportscar which had pulled up allonside
them.
 "Oh you." The leader of the girls said and headed for the car and it's
dark-haired driver.
 The two of them kissed when they met and were for a moment oblivious to
the chortles  and the "You go girl" comments from their friends.
 "So, girl of my dreams where are you headed?"
 "That depends." The blond girl said.
 "On what?" 
 "Where you are going?"
 "Oh." The man said "Well I just got paid for my photo shoot last wekk and
I thought I might take a quick trip to the mall. I've been looking at this
Tux in the new Men's Shoppe (tm) and I thought..."
 "Yes?"
 "I thought I just might go for some ice cream."
"Ice cream?"
 "Well ya, Maybe you and the others...."
 There was a dust cloud as the girls shoved themselves into the red
sportscar.
 "I guess that was a 'yes'" "The amused young man said.
 The drive was uneventful and they soon arrived at the mall. As they
entered however thry all noticed a great commotion.
 People were running about and screaming pursued by tinly little people
who waved strange weapons (some of which seemed to spray fire!) who all
shouted out things like "Yo!, Yo!" and the names of venomous snakes.
 They seemed to be commanded by a blue clad creature who had a silver mask
in place of his face. This being towered a good foot or two over all of
the people and would occasionally emit a horrifying laugh.
 "Oh my," One of the girls friends said quietly.
 Someone had to act and soon.
 In a swirl of light the pretty blond transformed into something more than
human. A spirit of goodness which could save the day.
 She advanced on a whisper of rainbow wings.
 In the name of Justice  Princess Neo-Barbie had arrived. 
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                    I met a Lady in the Meads,
                    Full beautiful, a faery's child,
                    Her hair was long, her foot was light
                    And her eyes were wild.
                                            J.Keats
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           Agent Of Chaos. Robyn, Duke of Amber. Unicorn Knight
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